Chinese Barbecue Chainsaw Massacre

Chinese Barbecue Chainsaw Massacre

Artisanal terror served with craft fear and horrorganic farm to fork flesh from the finest fowl.

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Murder is no poultry matter.

Not sure what is worse, the horrifically good meal, or the pun I just made.

is this content nothing but an infant HR Giger's refrigerator worth drawings? I dare someone to come up with a more apt description.

Why would you waste a perfectly good pig face on a mask? Them's good eats!

I wasn't aware that food trailers were a thing. I don't think I'd eat chinese food bought from a van.

Still not the strangest thing I've seen in a Chinese restaurant.

shudder

Its even weirder that its a rabbit behind the pig-mask... they're friggin herbivores... what kind of psycho bunny...

Zacharious-khan:
is this content nothing but an infant HR Giger's refrigerator worth drawings? I dare someone to come up with a more apt description.

Is that a refrigerator shaped like an infant or is it just used to keep them cold?
Either way, high praise indeed! Your time and eye-strain do not go unappreciated.

Nick Lerman, your unique brand of horrific amusement never fails to bring the smiliest grimace to my face. And for that I thank you. And also attempt to chainsaw you, but I think the thanks is more important.

And the war between rabbit and fowl rages on. Payback is a bitch. I side with the bunnies.

August 28th marks the 1-year anniversary of Fraught with Peril. I can't help but wonder how much saner the collective consciousness around here might have been without these crayonic stylings of Mr. Lerman. Probably lots. Do something special for your one-year!

Maybe we should all break out our kids' crayons and submit our most demented humor scribblings to Nick next week. What's the worst that could happen? I think:
1. Someone gets permabanned for inappropriate content.
2. The Escapist picks up a new strip "Fraught with Plagiarism"

Clankenbeard:
And the war between rabbit and fowl rages on. Payback is a bitch. I side with the bunnies.

August 28th marks the 1-year anniversary of Fraught with Peril. I can't help but wonder how much saner the collective consciousness around here might have been without these crayonic stylings of Mr. Lerman. Probably lots. Do something special for your one-year!

Maybe we should all break out our kids' crayons and submit our most demented humor scribblings to Nick next week. What's the worst that could happen? I think:
1. Someone gets permabanned for inappropriate content.
2. The Escapist picks up a new strip "Fraught with Plagiarism"

I welcome any and all drawings in my threads!

It's amazing that I have survived the year.
I have more episodes of Duck vs. Bunny and the war they wage throughout time.
Perhaps some of them will see the light of day.

A little trivia from this weeks episode:
I have actually held in my hands one of Leatherface's masks from the original (1974) Texas Chainsaw Massacre.


I used to work in the library that holds Tobe Hooper's archive.
The mask is made of latex and has shrunk and become brittle over time.
I still put it up to my face and it smelled weird.

It'd be quite amusing (and slightly disturbing) imagining Mr. Lerman making these drawings while wearing a Leatherface mask.

I absolutely love these, keep 'em coming! :D

I... I have a hankering for a glass of Pinot now... and to listen to my Ramones tapes.

xxobot:
Murder is no poultry matter.

Not sure what is worse, the horrifically good meal, or the pun I just made.

(Chucks tomato) I'd say a little of both.

Zacharious-khan:
is this content nothing but an infant HR Giger's refrigerator worth drawings? I dare someone to come up with a more apt description.

I can actually picture that. Why the Heck can I picture that?! =D

Imperioratorex Caprae:
Its even weirder that its a rabbit behind the pig-mask... they're friggin herbivores... what kind of psycho bunny...

Bug's has gone crazy! Wait...Crazier! Run for your lives! Somebody call Elmer!

Nick Lerman:

Clankenbeard:
And the war between rabbit and fowl rages on. Payback is a bitch. I side with the bunnies.

August 28th marks the 1-year anniversary of Fraught with Peril. I can't help but wonder how much saner the collective consciousness around here might have been without these crayonic stylings of Mr. Lerman. Probably lots. Do something special for your one-year!

Maybe we should all break out our kids' crayons and submit our most demented humor scribblings to Nick next week. What's the worst that could happen? I think:
1. Someone gets permabanned for inappropriate content.
2. The Escapist picks up a new strip "Fraught with Plagiarism"

I welcome any and all drawings in my threads!

It's amazing that I have survived the year.
I have more episodes of Duck vs. Bunny and the war they wage throughout time.
Perhaps some of them will see the light of day.

A little trivia from this weeks episode:
I have actually held in my hands one of Leatherface's masks from the original (1974) Texas Chainsaw Massacre.


I used to work in the library that holds Tobe Hooper's archive.
The mask is made of latex and has shrunk and become brittle over time.
I still put it up to my face and it smelled weird.

You're kinda weird, you know that? That said, it's part of your charm. Also, I do so enjoy alliteration. XD

 

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