The Pickup Artist

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The Pickup Artist

Transported in a box? Digital only?

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Ummm...Free to play?

EDIT: Holy bejesus i just realised early access could imply that he likes underage grillz.

Brilliant. The final panel was just comedy gold.

pay-to-win?

Incredibly violent?
Overly obsessed with appearances?
Released in chunks over an extended period of time?

First-Person Shooter?

No wait!

Massively-Multiplayer.

how about online only?

Always online.
(that means she is on her phone all the time)

DRM Free?
Green-lit?

Edit: Turn Based!

Only suitable for ages 18 or over?

Maybe he's into RPG's?

Packed with over-priced DLC?

Man, this joke is gold! The punchlines are endless.

>Borrowed from a friend?
>In working condition?
>Sponsored by Doritos and Mountain Dew?
>With a $30 trade value?
>Created by Tim Schafer?
>Packaged with a manual?
>Co-op with a buddy?

Okay, I'm done.

Compatible?

Not two-dimensional?

Has low requirements?

Dumbs things down for you?

Someone your mum disapproves of?

Retro?

Bug free?

kuiper:
pay-to-win?

Me55enger:
No wait!

Massively-Multiplayer.

Pre-ordered?
Featuring addons?
Buggy?

Edit: Mobile?
Featuring lots of Koreans?
Better with mods?

Played with for a few weeks and then finished? Then realizing that the one before it was better?

Lol the joke keeps writing itself. XD

I don't want to know how Open World with modding tools is going to fit in this context. :D

Rated T for teen?

I was somehow expecting a guy giving a pick-up truck an extreme makeover. This will do for now.

There really id a lot more possibilities

- Playable with one hand ?
- Offers a great variety of hats ?
- Delayed ?
- Plug-n-play ?
- Kickstarted ?
- Developed by a multicultural team of various faiths and beliefs ?
- Reviewed by Yahtzee ?
- Used ?
- Offers hundreds of hours of gameplay ?

Overhyped?
Overpriced?
Oversexualised?
Including a good soundtrack?
With lots of moral choices that ultimately mean nothing?
With countless, near-identical sequels?
With an overly long tutorial?
Real time strategy?

Uh... with a hole you can put your dick in? I think I'm out...

Imre Csete:
I don't want to know how Open World with modding tools is going to fit in this context. :D

Lets you walk all over him/her and provides easy access to nudity. :P

early-access... is that promoting child abuse ? XD
Man, I was already against the practice before but this is just lighting it in a whole new way...

shadowxvii:

- Reviewed by Yahtzee ?

More like abused by Yahtzee.

Broken?

Independent?

Unusable without top-of-the-line hardware.

No power in the 'verse can stop her joke-combo.

With a 7-year lifespan?

... Full of quick time events.

::drops mic, leaves::

It's been a while since I've laughed so hard at a comic. Thanks for that! :)

Turn-based?
4X?
Obscenely bloody?
Can bend in hilarious positions like a ragdoll?

Comedic gold, just what I needed to take my mind of things.

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