Feed Dump: Poop Skeleton

Poop Skeleton

If you need to smuggle any reptiles, we don't recommend using a zorb.

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I will never be able to eat that burger. Oh well, REGULAR BEEF STILL ROCKS!

Also RIP Cam. I miss you already.

Redlin5:

Also RIP Cam. I miss you already.

I figured he was going off to make a zorb shit-mummy out of someone else.

Also, Ash is good at stuff; the thumbnail for "Man Poops on Floor of Bank" proves she has a glare that mixes disgust and hatred like nobody else.

Apart from the gratting feeling I have everytime the poor reptiles were called amphibians that was good....

Putting the "dump" in "Feed Dump" since 2014.

Stay classy, LRR.

As that burger was being described I was like "WHERE IS THE GOLD!?" and then the bun was gold leafed.... XD
I was gonna be severely disappointed if this burger had no gold in it.

Apparently, after a little digging, that burger seems to be a Groupon publicity stunt..

And I would zorb five-hun-dred miles, and I would zorb five-hun-dred more, justto be the man that zorbed a thou-sand miles to ber-mu-da...

The turtle story was just depressing me

Darrosect:
The turtle story was just depressing me

Would you like to come out of your shell and discuss your feelings more in depth?

Why reptiles? Why always reptiles? a) Where are they getting them from? It's not like US is suuuuper tropical and a great place to breed reptiles (or maybe I'm wrong, do they all come from Florida and Louisiana?) b) where are they going? There has to be market for this smuggled animals, but these seem like regular turtles, not some ultra rare species that you can't get by legal means.

smash cut poop brown skeleton?

also people really need to stop smuggling reptiles

Ok, Kath is right! We definitely need something like a hot-tub Feed Dump episode or you get too professional and we sadly can't watch you anymore! :(

shiajun:
Why reptiles? Why always reptiles? a) Where are they getting them from? It's not like US is suuuuper tropical and a great place to breed reptiles (or maybe I'm wrong, do they all come from Florida and Louisiana?) b) where are they going? There has to be market for this smuggled animals, but these seem like regular turtles, not some ultra rare species that you can't get by legal means.

Turtles are rather common in all the US
The most common turrtule he was smuggling(Diamondback terrapin) is found as far up as New York, and managed to shutdown a runway in NYC by trying to nest on it.

Wasn't there that one song from awhile back? "If I could zorb one thousand mile and I could zorb one thousand more."

Not going to lie, though. Went to New Zealand because... well because New Zealand is awesome. But zorbing put Rotorua on the map for my better half and I.

...man, I wish I was in New Zealand. Anyone know if they're hiring computer techs?

So is their like a hair limit in the LRR amorphous blob group. I mean Kathleen's been growing out her hair and now Ash has cut hers short. I say we all force shave Alex's head to free up some extra hair.

All these stories about cross-border reptile mules and not one giant lizard joke?

I am saddened. :(

Toronto is a major international hub for international travel including China which would explain the turtles thing. Also they had an outbreak of Bird Flu due to the number of people travelling there from China last time.

No one posting the Spooky Scary Skeletons songs? For shame! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2rwxs1gH9w No, I don't get that meme either.

8BitArchitect:
And I would zorb five-hun-dred miles, and I would zorb five-hun-dred more, justto be the man that zorbed a thou-sand miles to ber-mu-da...

You sir win at the internets.
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Huh. I always assumed gold had a certain amount of toxicity that limited its use as a food additive. Turns out it's relatively inert and the only risks come from the way it's processed or rare allergies. So....eat more gold! It does nothing for you but won't hurt you either!

Graham_LRR:
Awwww

No more Poop Skittles?

Disappointed with the burger. Caviar and beef do not taste good together, and gold leaf because why the F not? Rather than make something edible, they chose to mix together all the most expensive things they could think of.

Should I ask what sort of equipment the Coast Guard has for rescuing a sea-bound Zorb, filth-filled or otherwise?

Turtles are not amphibians, they are reptiles. Sorry, it just driving me up a wall.

Petromir:
Apart from the gratting feeling I have everytime the poor reptiles were called amphibians that was good....

bdcjacko:
Turtles are not amphibians, they are reptiles. Sorry, it just driving me up a wall.

Well, they never really mentionned the turtles as amphibians, just that Cam was the amphibian smuggling correspondent. I guess his job extends to reptiles too.

Oh man this was perfect.
the 4 person feed dump was brilliant. Do more of this please!!

 

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