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Two Worlds

This week, Graham and Paul team up to take on Two Worlds.

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Gone Gonzo
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'bout time! yay! was wondering when you'd do this game...

Press Junketeer
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LOL! Glorious!

Taint magic.

Paperboy
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Yay! A new one!

Infamous Scribbler
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Love these guys. Loading Ready Run is a fantastic website.

Pulitzer Laureate
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Good grief the dialogue in that game is horrible...

Press Junketeer
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Good, but not as good as their previous work.

Video Producer
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"Oil Can! Oil Can!"

Where's Dorothy when you need her.

Press Junketeer
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Ronwue:
Good grief the dialogue in that game is horrible...

T'wasn't 'errible.

Paperboy
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Y'know, I thought about this game for a while at release time.
Glad I never bought it now, if the dialogue is THAT bad.
It's almost as bad as... THE TAINT! Dundundun...
Anyone else smell a recurring forum joke coming on?

Muckraker
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That was ok. Grandia was way better though.

"Stand aside archway!"

Copy Clerk
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Phyroxis:

Ronwue:
Good grief the dialogue in that game is horrible...

T'wasn't 'errible.

Nay, t'was godawful that was.

Those two guys just can't go wrong :)

Gone Gonzo
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Great job guys, next time you should do the opening cutscene to...whatever the hell you want to, you guys could make good cutscenes hilarious.

Paperboy
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Headwouend:

Phyroxis:

Ronwue:
Good grief the dialogue in that game is horrible...

T'wasn't 'errible.

Nay, t'was godawful that was.

Those two guys just can't go wrong :)

Nay the problem with the dialogue was the fact that the actors put emphasis on the strangest sylables.

Great one this week. Oh, and I put one of the jokes as a quote on a TVTropes page.

Red Guard
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Such a terrible intro for such a terrible game. Bad writing, bad VO work, bad gameplay, bad everything. Ugh.

But, funny unskippable! So I suppose it was worth it.

"Oh NOW we're adding T' on the beginning of everything..."

On the Record
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TAINT!!! :D

BANNED
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Awful, awful dialogue, nice for someone to mock that.

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Pulitzer Laureate
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"This is no time to quote Monty Python!"

What terrible script/voice-acting. I mean honestly, calling the ultimate evil 'The Taint'? That's just silly.

Editor-in-Chief
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Look out for the taint!

Infamous Scribbler
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They REALLY need some better voice actors for that game, a brain dead hamster could've voiced those lines better than whoever they hired. hmmm maybe they hired a brain dead hamster to do the voice acting? it would explain alot.

Press Junketeer
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Not to mention that the opening scene made almost no sense for the first half. Orcs? Taint? Who is the girl? Why was she kidnapped? Who is that dude with the awful voice? The main dude, I mean, not the other 3 people who also have terrible voices. T'were it any worse I would refuse to buy this game. T'were it any better, I would just ignore it anyway.

Here's a challenge to Paul and Graham: You should try to carry one joke from each video over to the next one. The "Eyebrows" gag in Grandia III was hilarious.

Also, this video is awesome. Not as great as Grandia and Dirge of Cerberus but then, look at what Paul and Graham have to work with. You can only make shit look so pretty.

Muckraker
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Oh, the Taint tain't nothin' to worry about. tain't it?

Infamous Scribbler
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Woo! This is the reason I love mondays!

Gone Gonzo
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RougeWaveform:
Oh, the Taint tain't nothin' to worry about. tain't it?

Aye, but the money's tainted.

'Tain't yours, 'tain't mine.

Sorry...

Paperboy
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"Go On!....."

Oh god I hope that was a Daily Show reference because that sounded just like JS...

Gone Gonzo
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Yeah, the taint thing is going to drive me crazy after a while..

Stand aside archway!

Gone Gonzo
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"I bet it's just like diablo...." :D
Also- gotta ask. Do you pre-script your dialogue or is it purely off-the-cuff?

Press Junketeer
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wordsmith:
"I bet it's just like diablo...." :D
Also- gotta ask. Do you pre-script your dialogue or is it purely off-the-cuff?

They said they have to watch the videos several times, so yeah

Pulitzer Laureate
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wordsmith:
"I bet it's just like diablo...."

Best Unskippable quote ever.

Muckraker
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Beautiful job. Although to be honest, I think the rediculousness of the dialogue had it coming.

Favorite parts:

Slow start, but worth the wait =)

Muckraker
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Wow, thats really bad voice acting. Now only is it poorly structured, paced and not real old english, they even flip flop on that. No wonder it got bad reviews...

"Horse, you had ONE job!" Nice!

Gone Gonzo
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I guess the rooster isn't a morning person.
Nice job, the dialog in the game must have been written by someone reading the old English dictionary upside down...

Gone Gonzo
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What? What's behind the door? Are 'twe not going to find out?

Paperboy
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Nice one. That was some terrible game cinematics but at least the Unskippable was lolz.

Beat Writer
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I also hate it when my taint gets infested.

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