Non-Player Counselor: Commander Shepard is Tired of Getting Cupcakes

Commander Shepard is Tired of Getting Cupcakes

This week Commander Shepard reveals the downside of saving the galaxy.

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Gods, that's a simple, catchy and highly enjoyable theme tune. *Ding, ding, ding-ding, ding, ding, ding-a-ling, BWOOOOOOOM, BWOOOOOOOM, BWOOOOOOOM, BWOOOOOOOM...*

Barbas:
Gods, that's a simple, catchy and highly enjoyable theme tune. *Ding, ding, ding-ding, ding, ding, ding-a-ling, BWOOOOOOOM, BWOOOOOOOM, BWOOOOOOOM, BWOOOOOOOM...*

We commissioned it special just for this show! Glad you enjoy it!

Firefilm:

Barbas:
Gods, that's a simple, catchy and highly enjoyable theme tune. *Ding, ding, ding-ding, ding, ding, ding-a-ling, BWOOOOOOOM, BWOOOOOOOM, BWOOOOOOOM, BWOOOOOOOM...*

We commissioned it special just for this show! Glad you enjoy it!

No probs. I think your title should read "Cupcakes" at the end.

It was a simpler time, when everyone on the internet would only get really, really mad at a game developer for glaring plot holes in their sci-fi epic. We also got really, really mad at an kickstarter project for pointing out- okay so maybe it wasn't so simple.

I'm always a bit biased against this show because I miss no right answer. But this one made me laugh. Wasn't expecting that. Like a football fan laughing when he sees a ref trip on the field...

Don't eat the yellow cupcakes....

CUPCAKES!!!
Nice shoutout to Gavin's first Mass Effect song there. And I first thought that was Frank Underwood in the opening stinger, instead of his CoD:AW character. It would have been a coup if you guys had Jennifer Hale as Female Sheperd!

Shame you didn't get Femshep on the couch.. I mean in the Doctor's office. Still you did mention her ;)

This episode was Green! or maybe Blue

Now, I'm imagining Femshep marketing condoms... *imagines its like those spokeswomen marketing Viagra to men*

This dead horse deserves all the beating it can get. I approve.
It's been around 3 years since and I still get angry thinking about how the whole thing was handled. Bioware was bad enough, but the gaming press was the worst offender. Thanks to all the jerks who called their customers and users entitled. Way to be professional about it.

Yep, it still makes my blood pressure go through the roof.

lol, shep promoting condoms. wonder how this would look like with femshep.
yeah, get all 3 colours of cupcakes. they should taste the same. since the ending were pretty much the same anyway.

If they had FemShep hocking the condoms, I'm sure someone would have been offended.

If you are of the PC Master Race, I highly advise you to try the Mass Effect Happy Ending Mod on Nexus. It fixes everything that was wrong with the ending.

008Zulu:
If you are of the PC Master Race, I highly advise you to try the Mass Effect Happy Ending Mod on Nexus. It fixes everything that was wrong with the ending.

want to get it but for some reason i keep getting an error when i want to download it. or something weird i keep getting that hinders me from downloading it.

I was a little disappointed in this one, mostly because it had the therapist acting like a dick when he's the one getting paid to help. Yeah, ME3's ending sucked. I get that; it's just a pet peeve of mine when people portray therapists as bad guys because mental healthcare has enough stigma on it in the US as it is. I did like the cupcake thing, though; it was pretty funny.

I kind of wish there'd been someone else there to act as the heel: maybe femshep where you could work in some witty banter as they argue about whose fault it is that the last game sucked. There's a lot of potential in putting shepard in there for some couples therapy given all those hokey romances over the years. Honestly, I'd like to see that damn reporter in the therapist's office for ptsd after everyone she meets punches her in the face sooner or later.

Metalrocks:
want to get it but for some reason i keep getting an error when i want to download it. or something weird i keep getting that hinders me from downloading it.

Is this the link you are using;
http://www.nexusmods.com/masseffect3/mods/66/?tab=2&navtag=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nexusmods.com%2Fmasseffect3%2Fajax%2Fmodfiles%2F%3Fid%3D66&pUp=1 ?

Clicking on the V0.5 Download Manually link should open up a window, and start the download.

008Zulu:

Metalrocks:
want to get it but for some reason i keep getting an error when i want to download it. or something weird i keep getting that hinders me from downloading it.

Is this the link you are using;
http://www.nexusmods.com/masseffect3/mods/66/?tab=2&navtag=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nexusmods.com%2Fmasseffect3%2Fajax%2Fmodfiles%2F%3Fid%3D66&pUp=1 ?

Clicking on the V0.5 Download Manually link should open up a window, and start the download.

thanks. and yes, thats the site i was on, but i keep getting an error. also says i have to sign in, which i dont want. but doesnt matter. google linked me to the bioware forum and there were 2 links. one was this one you gave me, and a different one i got it from.
http://forum.bioware.com/topic/419665-mehem-the-mass-effect-3-happy-ending-mod-no-more-star-kid-no-more-deaths-and-a-reunion/

there i was able to download and install it and it worked. just an hour ago i played the new ending and its so much better.
even when the music is a bit cheesy though and the graphics looks a bit blurry but at least it doesnt feel like i have wasted my choices. the best part not seeing this stupid space jesus anymore. but i wished they would have left the original end credit song.
the extended ending originally provided by bioware was good, but still mad that shep died regardless. now this is fixed and my shep can live happily with liara.

thanks again.

Hey, if you guys stopped at MA 2 when I did then you'd have nothing but satisfying memories of the series. Mmmm, nice. Also, you wouldn't have an Origin account.

hentropy:
It was a simpler time, when everyone on the internet would only get really, really mad at a game developer for glaring plot holes in their sci-fi epic. We also got really, really mad at an kickstarter project for pointing out- okay so maybe it wasn't so simple.

It was so much more fun to rant and rail about the ME3 ending, yeah.

Sigh.

Good times, good times.

OT: Glad to see that this is coming along; Kyle's really starting to sound comfortable as the Doctor. The rest are still looking for their stride, but it's coming along faster than I expected.

(and yes, I AM biased because I'm one of those guys who loved the idea of sending Bioware cupcakes for their w..a;dfaljkdafsljkdsafl GACK! (Mrs. Makt drags Mr. Makt off of the computer to keep him from dragging her into yet another ME3 rant)

Metalrocks:

even when the music is a bit cheesy though and the graphics looks a bit blurry but at least it doesnt feel like i have wasted my choices. the best part not seeing this stupid space jesus anymore. but i wished they would have left the original end credit song.
the extended ending originally provided by bioware was good, but still mad that shep died regardless. now this is fixed and my shep can live happily with liara.

thanks again.

I think when installing it, you get a choice of soundtrack that you want to use.

Nexus is a safe site to sign up for and download stuff from. I get most of my Skyrim mods from there and I have had no issues.

Did the angry masses also send Red and Blue cupcakes for the first two games? No... funny that.

008Zulu:

Metalrocks:

even when the music is a bit cheesy though and the graphics looks a bit blurry but at least it doesnt feel like i have wasted my choices. the best part not seeing this stupid space jesus anymore. but i wished they would have left the original end credit song.
the extended ending originally provided by bioware was good, but still mad that shep died regardless. now this is fixed and my shep can live happily with liara.

thanks again.

I think when installing it, you get a choice of soundtrack that you want to use.

Nexus is a safe site to sign up for and download stuff from. I get most of my Skyrim mods from there and I have had no issues.

dont see a reason to sign up on a site for just a download.

anyway; i did had a choice during the installation but wasnt sure so i left the box ticked. i try to delete it and reinstall it again. really dont like the music to be honest.

 

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