Sex and the Single Gamer

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Sex and the Single Gamer

Tom Endo looks for love, in all the wrong places.

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Ouch! I was going to say it was an intresting insight into the life and thoughts of another until I read the ending. I can't imagine doing that to someone; to be completely honest would it not be easier to just go and work a few hours rather than go to all that effort for a wallet?

I couldn't help but notice that she left your 360. Aren't they worth a little more than shoes?

That was an awesome story. I wish a girl would go out with me if only to drug me in my own home, *sigh* some guys are so lucky.

Graham:
I couldn't help but notice that she left your 360. Aren't they worth a little more than shoes?

Must have been nice shoes. Like, you know, dating shoes or something.

Graham:
I couldn't help but notice that she left your 360. Aren't they worth a little more than shoes?

Oh come on your totally setting up someone who can just stroll in this thread and knock that out of the park with a cheap joke. :D

Wow.

Just wow.

I nearly pissed myself I was laughing so hard...

Well not at you... ahh who we kidding?

Haha Tom - love the shirt you are wearing in that picture. I think I want one that says C is for Carrie (and also batshit crazy!)

Punching a major hole in the credibility of fighters everywhere via button mashing to victory was quickly forgotten by the paragraphs that followed. ;)

Funny how much gold diggers there are out there on dating services. Some of them are more obvious about it than others. My paranoia senses being unusually attuned, I probably would have suspected something as soon as I knew I was talking to a bar fly - or at least, a bar fly's dream: the woman mixes drinks, oh boy!

I hear eHarmony is a bit better about monitoring the quality of their participants than most because it's run by people who decided that matchmaking is the best way to make God happy. There's actually sites that cater to gamer dating, but I suspect they're as lousy with people looking for marks as most.

Not that I'd know. Frankly, I enjoy games so much that I'm perfectly content with slaying the white dragon alone as a substitute.

oh god, please tell me you are joking

Nope.

The biologically-driven pleasures of the fairer sex are all well and good, but I don't hold them as a very high priority.

I'm a bit of a monk/hermit, really.

Great, now I'm not sure I want to try anything this friday :(

Right, this was painfully hilarious. Great job Endo.

great read, truly funny... shadenfreuda is always sweet!

thank god i already have a girlfriend who games....

I have no idea what too say......

Impressive maybey?

Quiznos- the ultimate in quality dining for your average geek, or at least me.

Funny story. Just so you all know, if I was ever drugged by someone like that I would dedicate the rest of my life to finding that person and making the rest of their life a living hell. Failing that, I would grab a few guns and body armor and tons of ammunition and go on a systematic killing spree until I found the person who did that to me.

Of course I would never let that happen to me in the first place. I hope.

Very funny, great article.

Oh Endo, how I miss your long hair and stoic ways at TMI.

wow, I am terribly sorry about that man
So lessons I can learn from this:
Don't go to Quiznos on a date if there is a more expensive restaurant in town
Don't date a bartender
Don't have a bunch of drinks she concocts and then go back to my place
If bringing someone back to my place, hide wallets and shoes
button mashing for the win!
Anywho great article, gave me a few good laughs, that's for sure.

Should've taken her to GameStop after Quizno's, Endo.

geldonyetich:
Nope.

The biologically-driven pleasures of the fairer sex are all well and good, but I don't hold them as a very high priority.

I'm a bit of a monk/hermit, really.

D-....Do you want a hug?
Because you and maybe one other person aside from me think that way.

MaxTheReaper:

geldonyetich:
Nope.

The biologically-driven pleasures of the fairer sex are all well and good, but I don't hold them as a very high priority.

I'm a bit of a monk/hermit, really.

D-....Do you want a hug?
Because you and maybe one other person aside from me think that way.

If anything, it seems to me like it's the majority the needs a hug. I like to think of a lot of that sentiment as being driven by peer pressure to prove their machoness.

"Games over women?! No way! I'm 100% man! 101%! 200%! The women can't keep away from me and I can't keep away from them! I'm into women so much I minored in gynecology! What - what have you heard?! I'm not a geek, you're a geek!"

[I can see them as being separate needs: games for the mind, women for the libido. However, when push comes to shove, getting your mack on is a lot more work with higher chance of consequences than getting your game on.]

geldonyetich:

MaxTheReaper:

geldonyetich:
Nope.

The biologically-driven pleasures of the fairer sex are all well and good, but I don't hold them as a very high priority.

I'm a bit of a monk/hermit, really.

D-....Do you want a hug?
Because you and maybe one other person aside from me think that way.

If anything, it seems to me like it's the majority the needs a hug. I like to think of a lot of that sentiment as being driven by peer pressure to prove their machoness.

"Games over women?! No way! I'm 100% man! 101%! 200%! The women can't keep away from me and I can't keep away from them! I'm into women so much I minored in gynecology! What - what have you heard?! I'm not a geek, you're a geek!"

I'm not huggin' them, I might catch something.

Charisma enchants go a long way.

Didn't Endo say that he was wearing his "Rock out with your Contra out" shirt?

All I know is I get none, and I play a lot.
(acheivements)^ (In the Bedroom ;D)^

No I'm kidding my love life sucks...

My heart. It aches for you, my fellow gamer.

All of us shall share a group hug.

harhol:
Very funny, great article.

Great article. Good conversation starter.

I so did not see that one coming o_O

I will share in the group hug.

I am glad I am happy with my non-existent love life

Yeah... funny, but not really inspiring me, heh.

Yeah, I'm male and maybe its because I'm past the whole teens time, but I'll take affection from someone special over wild anonymous sex with someone I just met every time.

(ok, most times)

(dammit)

How about having to choose between affection from someone you just met vs. wild sex from someone special?

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http://www.asiansnakewine.com

Thanks for help.

(by the way I found your website on Google when looking for Snake wine bottles)

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