Judging By The Cover: Fant4stic - From the Studio that Brought You...

Fant4stic - From the Studio that Brought You...

Another movie trying to get away with replacing letters with numbers.

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"Now shut up and keep riverdancing!"

Now THAT is how you end a video. :)

Poor Kate Mara. I honestly can't tell if she has freckles or not, as whatever makeup people/photographer she is working with at the moment seem to add or remove them at random.

It's like they took everyone's wrinkles and transferred them to the wet sand blob they call The Thing.

The first family of marvel forced to river dance?

I bet, there is a golden age comic like that.

It's funny how you mentioned Miles Teller's face looks like it got hit by a shovel. If you compare that poster to his real face you can tell that it got photoshoped so it's extremely flat pale and long

Oh man. I burst out with quite a laugh when Yahtzee called Kate Mara a shovel.

Great video. Thanks, I needed a laugh. :)

THM:
"Now shut up and keep riverdancing!"

Now THAT is how you end a video. :)

THREE solid, genuine, laughs out of this one!
Thanks once more, Yahtzee! :D

I don't think river-dancing on a cliff/incline while fire rains down on certain buildings in the background would make the movie, itself, more enjoyable than it already is, unfortunately... :P

Other than that, whoever though to not use the Roman Numeral 4 on the-black-guy-with-fire-for-fist's suit[1]and instead just put four Roman Numeral 1's together just to hone in on the Fant4stic meta-referencing as a means of being clever has another Thing coming... ;p

[1] Note: I know who he is... He's the bloke who starred with the block-who-looks-like-his-face-was--hit-with-a-shovel and that-one-block-from-that-Disney-Channel-movie-musical-you-didn't-see-but-hated-anyway in a rom-com for blocks... I should know because I saw that movie as well as MovieBob using that movie's poster to highlight his "dislike" for Miles Teller's movie career in his Fant4stic review...

FPLOON:
I don't think river-dancing on a cliff/incline while fire rains down on certain buildings in the background would make the movie, itself, more enjoyable than it already is, unfortunately... :P

Other than that, whoever though to not use the Roman Numeral 4 on the-black-guy-with-fire-for-fist's suit[1]and instead just put four Roman Numeral 1's together just to hone in on the Fant4stic meta-referencing as a means of being clever has another Thing coming... ;p

Yeah, MovieBob (yes guys, he's still reviewing movies) tore that one up! Good to see Yahtzee joining in, like pointing out how the Human Torch is the only one of the four with any representation of the number 4 ON THEIR SUITS.

[1] Note: I know who he is... He's the bloke who starred with the block-who-looks-like-his-face-was--hit-with-a-shovel and that-one-block-from-that-Disney-Channel-movie-musical-you-didn't-see-but-hated-anyway in a rom-com for blocks... I should know because I saw that movie as well as MovieBob using that movie's poster to highlight his "dislike" for Miles Teller's movie career in his Fant4stic review...

Does putting X-Men on their Fant-four-stic poster retroactively degrade the X-Men movie?

Thunderous Cacophony:
Poor Kate Mara. I honestly can't tell if she has freckles or not, as whatever makeup people/photographer she is working with at the moment seem to add or remove them at random.

It's like they took everyone's wrinkles and transferred them to the wet sand blob they call The Thing.

That's common of any movie poster, though. Everybody gets their faces sandpapered.

008Zulu:
Does putting X-Men on their Fant-four-stic poster retroactively degrade the X-Men movie?

I think all the previous x-men movies already did a great job at that....
20th Century Fox is really, really bad at making Marvel movies it seems...

Thunderous Cacophony:
Poor Kate Mara. I honestly can't tell if she has freckles or not, as whatever makeup people/photographer she is working with at the moment seem to add or remove them at random.

It's like they took everyone's wrinkles and transferred them to the wet sand blob they call The Thing.

Also, by the looks of it, they've removed one of Kate's nostrils.

I'm loving this! Hope this becomes a long-running thing.

Why is the city being destroyed anyway? There was no city action in Fant4stic at all!

Or maybe there was, but I forgot about it just like I forgot everything else about this failed abortion.

ZZoMBiE13:
Oh man. I burst out with quite a laugh when Yahtzee called Kate Mara a shovel.

Great video. Thanks, I needed a laugh. :)

Which reminds me...


IN THE FAAAAAACE

captcha: Aluminum Foil

Wear a hat that's foil lined
In case an alien's inclined
To probe your butt or read your mind

The only thing I took from this was "Riverdancing is the source of superpowers"... That and Kate Mara's alien looking philtrum makes her look like she has the 4 flap mouth of a Predator...

008Zulu:
Does putting X-Men on their Fant-four-stic poster retroactively degrade the X-Men movie?

It's a challenge to go see Days of Future Past to see how bad it could be, and then they will be shocked by how good DoFP is.[1]

[1] I say this as somebody who is just using the general consensus on Fant4stic. I've not seen it, dunno how good or bad it is.

Good for the Escapist. There's been a dearth of quality video content on the site lately, and this series is hysterically funny.

actually you can write the roman 4 like this → IIII instead of IV. some professions used the IIII version to better distinguish the IV from the VI.

and to this day some clocks that use roman numerals have the IIII instead of the IV

 

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