Honest Game Trailers: Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic the Hedgehog

From the company that went from Nintendo's major rival, to the guys who make games about spreadsheets, comes the franchise that shows what happens when you beat a dead horse for two decades!

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Ah, pretending Sonic Generations doesn't exist because that interferes with the "series hasn't been good since the classics" narrative. Wonderful.

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Could this fruit be any lower?

*OH*
*BOY*

I actually said this out loud when I saw this

hentropy:
Could this fruit be any lower?

At this point, this fruit has rotted away, the tree that bore it got chopped down, and the entire land has been bulldozed and purged with fire and salt.

Ictarius:
*OH*
*BOY*

Ictarius:
OH

BOY

Quick, get everyone to the shelter before the horde of angry Sonic Fans arrive! I'll try to buy some time!

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Infernai:

Ictarius:
*OH*
*BOY*

Ictarius:
OH

BOY

Quick, get everyone to the shelter before the horde of angry Sonic Fans arrive! I'll try to buy some time!

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Go fast, my friend.
I almost thought this would be about the 2006 version in particular

Wait, the sign goes up in the air? When did this start happening?!

Also, Football Manager is not a spreadsheet, it's the greatest game/second job ever made.

Covarr:
Ah, pretending Sonic Generations doesn't exist because that interferes with the "series hasn't been good since the classics" narrative. Wonderful.

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It never goes too long before a fan drops Generations or Colors.
What's your point? You get a decent game for every 30 other crappy ones?

The fandom part of the trailer crack me up! It make me think of a certain former member on this site had seen the video?

The Harkinator:
Wait, the sign goes up in the air? When did this start happening?!

It only happen in 3 and & Knuckles.

Who the heck was that guy he showed near the end when talking about the fandom?
Do I even want to know?

Johnny Novgorod:

Covarr:
Ah, pretending Sonic Generations doesn't exist because that interferes with the "series hasn't been good since the classics" narrative. Wonderful.

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It never goes too long before a fan drops Generations or Colors.
What's your point? You get a decent game for every 30 other crappy ones?

More like a decent game for every 5 other crappy ones.

But my point is that saying the series hasn't been good since the '90s is plain dishonest, and relying on that for an attack is a blatant strawman. Kinda goes against the whole "honest" trailer thing they claim to be aiming for.

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sageoftruth:
Who the heck was that guy he showed near the end when talking about the fandom?
Do I even want to know?

Chris-Chan. And no, you don't want to know.

Sonic was never good for the exact reason he states.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Covarr:

Johnny Novgorod:

Covarr:
Ah, pretending Sonic Generations doesn't exist because that interferes with the "series hasn't been good since the classics" narrative. Wonderful.

P.S. Thanks

It never goes too long before a fan drops Generations or Colors.
What's your point? You get a decent game for every 30 other crappy ones?

More like a decent game for every 5 other crappy ones.

That's not a terribly good average is it?

Johnny Novgorod:
That's not a terribly good average is it?

Of course it's not, and I'll be the first to admit that the series has been more garbage than good. Still, that's all the more reason why the problem shouldn't need exaggerated. They're taking the low-hanging fruit and still missing.

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Hey, here's a fun game:

1. Type "Your name" the hedgehog into google images
2. Look at the images it comes up with
3. ????
4. Cry

(Preempting any smart-ass's here, I do not mean to literally tell you to type "Your name" the hedgehog)

I think mine is supposed to be crossed with Angus Young from ACDC.

 

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