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Creator of Zero Punctuation Posts: 256 Joined: 8 Aug 2007 | |
BANNED Posts: 410 Joined: 4 Oct 2008 | Well that was blatantly yet another anti Nintendo rant. God Yahtzee is such a fanboy. Edit: Well I've clearly kicked a wasps nest here. |
Beat Writer Posts: 142 Joined: 14 Dec 2007 | That was sweet. And yes when you look at it like that Killzone 2 is basically Gears Of World War 2... |
Anonymous Source Posts: 1 Joined: 25 Feb 2009 | NINTENDO NOOOOOO! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1065 Joined: 16 Nov 2008 | helgast = space nazis! |
Paperboy Posts: 45 Joined: 10 Sep 2008 | Too bad no Killzone review....Was kinda looking forward to that. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1177 Joined: 13 Nov 2007 |
I guess he's decided on a fixed quota every month. Drama whoring does bring in more site traffic after all. |
Muckraker Posts: 253 Joined: 15 Dec 2008 | ive played kill zone 2 and i thought it was immaculate, An all around good game |
Paperboy Posts: 33 Joined: 16 Jul 2008 | I sense incoming Killzone 2 fanboy flames. Hit the deck! |
Copy Clerk Posts: 100 Joined: 13 Jan 2009 | Wow, three good ZPs in a row! Has the golden age returned? |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 580 Joined: 27 Dec 2008 | Eleventh! Oh, and I hate zombie games and movies in general, but a good review nonetheless. |
Beat Writer Posts: 164 Joined: 11 Mar 2009 | KILLZONE 2 FTW LAWL keep up the good work yahtzee |
BANNED Posts: 410 Joined: 4 Oct 2008 | |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 533 Joined: 4 Jun 2008 | It's true: Jack Bauer even tortures metaphors. Nice to see House of the Dead is aware of what a parody it's become. I just might have to check out those cutscenes on YouTube, as I don't own a Wii. Mine got trampled down by a bunch of screaming children straining the leashes held by their Twittering oblivious tube-top-wearing mothers. |
Anonymous Source Posts: 8 Joined: 23 Dec 2008 | GEARS of WW2 :D LOVE IT |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2119 Joined: 23 Feb 2008 | heh, it's funny because I actually have this and I really did only show it to my friends once. |
Muckraker Posts: 253 Joined: 15 Dec 2008 |
Hey i am in no way a killzone 2 fan boy, i just thought it was great but i ive played games just as good like CoD4 and fallout 3. both good in my opinion |
Anonymous Source Posts: 3 Joined: 20 Aug 2008 | NIce, I agree... House would be way more fun, but Killzone looks like it would be more serious fun (or at least it'd try to be, I've not played either, but am looking forward to renting this one) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1233 Joined: 18 Jun 2008 | Wow. Your first funny review in months. I agree with the House of the dead stuff disagree about the KillZone stuff. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2758 Joined: 23 Apr 2008 | This was a good one. HOTDOK Was easy but damn do I love it. Also love the Killzone 2 part. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1921 Joined: 24 Jan 2008 | so awesome.... And glad to see Yahtzee likes it (kinda) |
Paperboy Posts: 33 Joined: 16 Jul 2008 | Did you actually finish watching the video? |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 631 Joined: 16 Feb 2009 | I don't know how/if he'll grade Madworld when it comes out but it'll probably be low considering its such a button masher. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1177 Joined: 13 Nov 2007 |
Well, he's already appointed himself as the champion of Nintendo hatedom, he has to keep up the image. For someone who spends half his time yammering on about how he doesn't care what anyone else thinks, he sure seems obsessed with retaining his fanbase... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1588 Joined: 21 Nov 2007 | wtf? Bit early isn't it? Still, two games I've wanted to see. Disappointed that he's not doing a full review of Killzone 2, surely if it's as bad as he makes out, there's plenty of material for him there? Anyways, this makes me want Overkill, I think I might buy it for my best mate, cheer him up after getting dumped. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1233 Joined: 18 Jun 2008 |
Nintendo haven't made a good console since the Nintendo 64. |
Beat Writer Posts: 165 Joined: 27 Jan 2009 | Feel free to call me stupid but... I always thought that House of the Dead typing game was some kind of educational game or something. Or maybe it is. I dunno. I care about as much about zombie games as Yahtzee cares about JRPG's. Maybe less if thats actually possible. Anyway, interesting that Killzone 2 was briefly mentioned at the end there in a sort of 'review'. The brief criticizing of the story will no doubt attract screaming fanboys to defend it. |
Paperboy Posts: 12 Joined: 31 Dec 2008 | I think the Sega being the Vizier behind Nintendo's throne is the best metaphor Yahtzee has ever used. I also like these videos where he has a relatively good temperament, it isn't all just about spewing bile. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2323 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | Yet another high class review for all the family. He Really hates the Wii don't he. Good review though. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1463 Joined: 23 Oct 2008 | Wouldn't have it any other way? I personally prefer games that are self aware to have a bit of wit, and not just go overkill on character intros. |
BANNED Posts: 514 Joined: 7 Oct 2008 | If I had a Wii i'd have to try that. And yes Killzone two was hilarious. User was banned for: Your worst joke. (Permanent) |
Anonymous Source Posts: 8 Joined: 23 Dec 2008 |
Totally agree with you here - some of his funniest reviews are for games he actually enjoys (COD4, Saints Row 2, Painkiller) - nice to see some more reviews on this end of the spectrum. |
Muckraker Posts: 305 Joined: 1 Oct 2008 |
The Wii would like to have a word with you. http://www.metacritic.com/games/wii/scores/ |
Copy Clerk Posts: 79 Joined: 12 Dec 2007 | Yahtzee needs games starting with I,K,Q and V....yes I went through the entire list... |
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House of the Dead: Overkill
This week, House of the Dead: Overkill versus Killzone 2. Place your bets.
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