8 Zero Punctuation Videos You Should Have Already Watched By Now

8 Zero Punctuation Videos You Should Have Already Watched By Now

If you're a fan of Yahtzee's Zero Punctuation videos, you really should make sure you've seen all eight of these installments.

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Disappointed the Duke Nukem Forever video isn't on there.

The Spec Ops: The Line review failed to make this list because?...

Veldie:
Disappointed the Duke Nukem Forever video isn't on there.

Which one? There were two of them.

Wow, you really are desperate for content...

Running out of Top 8 List ideas, are we?

This list is pretty pathetic.

I have, admittedly, seen every Zero Punctuation video, probably several times over the years.

I guess the next list will be "8 great content creators who used to work for the Escapist".

8 Great Ideas for a Top 8 List

8 Great Movies With the Word "Blue" in the Title

8 Characters Nolan North Voiced That We Can Remember

8 Video Games That Should Be Made Into Broadway Plays

8 Things Mass Effect: Andromeda Got Right

8 of the Most Anticipated Games of 2017 That You'll Forget About 3 Months Later

8 Great Skyrim Mods You've Known About Since 2013

8 Reasons Rouge One is a Brilliant Work of Art SPONSORED BY DISNEY

8 Ways You Can Make Profit From a Dying Website

Would you look at that!

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Hah, you worried masses. Did none of you invest the time into playing all the buggering things at once for maximum sillyness?

If you ask me, the best one is still Wolfenstein!
"Well if you like starting punch-ups in bars
or your head has been lodged up your ass.
Wolfenstein may give at least
some joy to thee
but otherwise don't bother. Two stars."
I always laughed my ass off with that one...

Canadamus Prime:
Running out of Top 8 List ideas, are we?

Sylocat:
Wow, you really are desperate for content...

My thoughts exactly. Like, really?

This is just sad really.

ffronw:
8 Zero Punctuation Videos You Should Have Already Watched By Now

If you're a fan of Yahtzee's Zero Punctuation videos, you really should make sure you've seen all eight of these installments.

Read Full Article

Champ, I have Zero Punctuation's youtube channel on loop whener I'm playing WoW or The Old Republic. I have seen them all.

Can we get an 8 Top 8's You Should Check Out?

Top eight numbers, ranked in order of ascending numerals.

The Real Sandman:

8 Great Ideas for a Top 8 List

8 Great Movies With the Word "Blue" in the Title

8 Characters Nolan North Voiced That We Can Remember

8 Video Games That Should Be Made Into Broadway Plays

8 Things Mass Effect: Andromeda Got Right

8 of the Most Anticipated Games of 2017 That You'll Forget About 3 Months Later

8 Great Skyrim Mods You've Known About Since 2013

8 Reasons Rouge One is a Brilliant Work of Art SPONSORED BY DISNEY

8 Ways You Can Make Profit From a Dying Website

Top 8 Types Of Grass To Watch Grow!

Top 8 Numbers From 1 To 8!

Top 8 Reasons That You Should Please, For The Love Of God, Please Help Us!

Not all of us can be hepcats who were born with every Zero Punctuation that ever was or is to be tattooed on the inside of their eyelids so they just need to close their eyes to rewatch them before anyone else can beat them to having rewatched them. I for one found some previously unseen gems thanks to this listicle, which was nice.

Don't get me started on publishing guides for games that I don't happen to be playing at that exact moment though. Like, how dare The Escapist do that to me?! As some random person on the Internet, I believe I'm owed way more than that by anyone with the gall to post something on it.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you The State of the Escapist in a Nutshell.

Oh how the kinda-mighty have fallen.

simon oeyen:
If you ask me, the best one is still Wolfenstein!
"Well if you like starting punch-ups in bars
or your head has been lodged up your ass.
Wolfenstein may give at least
some joy to thee
but otherwise don't bother. Two stars."
I always laughed my ass off with that one...

It definitely deserved to be on the list.

But if they're looking for Top 8 subjects, pull out Escapist Weekly articles and give us a list of some of the old greats.

Wow, this page sure has sunk low. Jesus. I haven't seen all of these, but still. How much more can they depend on Yahtzee at this point?

Alternaive title: "Top 8 videos made by the only person keeping our site alive".

There's over 500 episodes of ZP, top 8 would be a tough choice.

I was always a fan of his Infamous and Prototype reviews. It was pretty cool how the developers took up Yahtzee on his tiebreaker and actually drew their characters wearing women's lingerie.

2meta4me

Seriously though, why? If you're a fan, such as I am, you've already seen them all and if not you probably don't give a damn.

I watch the new ones when they come out (you're welcome for the continued support) and rewatch ones when I buy older games he's reviewed to see if my first impressions sync up.

I don't need no stinkin' top eight list to tell me what to do.

The Painkiller episode is among my favorites but, as Tanis so perfectly identified:

Tanis:
Would you look at that!

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8 Greatest Contributors the Escapist Managed to Lose:

8. MovieBob
7. Reel Physics
6. Lisa Foiles
5. Critical Miss (wait, it left at one point, right?)
4. I dunno... LRR i guess. I'm missing something, I know it.
3. Extra Credits
2. Miracle of Sound
1. Jim Fuckin' Sterling Son

These top 8 lists were stretched to begin with, and now it's come to this?

Just admit it, Ron, the site's dead, and you might as well formally hand in the YouTube and Twitch channels to Yahtzee and rename them to something relating to him and/or Zero Punctuation. All you've become is a conduit for his content, which he is more than capable of creating on his own, and he has more than sufficient an outreach (people come for him, not The Escapist). The Escapist's staff list is apparently old af, as it lists people other than you.

simon oeyen:
If you ask me, the best one is still Wolfenstein!
"Well if you like starting punch-ups in bars
or your head has been lodged up your ass.
Wolfenstein may give at least
some joy to thee
but otherwise don't bother. Two stars."
I always laughed my ass off with that one...

I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be:

"Wolfenstein may give
at least some joie de vivre
but otherwise don't bother."

Really, this list just makes me wonder if it isn't time for Yahtzee to dump the Escapist and start up a Patreon. He's basically carrying the entire site at this point in time anyway.

The Real Sandman:

8 Great Ideas for a Top 8 List

8 Great Movies With the Word "Blue" in the Title

8 Characters Nolan North Voiced That We Can Remember

8 Video Games That Should Be Made Into Broadway Plays

8 Things Mass Effect: Andromeda Got Right

8 of the Most Anticipated Games of 2017 That You'll Forget About 3 Months Later

8 Great Skyrim Mods You've Known About Since 2013

8 Reasons Rouge One is a Brilliant Work of Art SPONSORED BY DISNEY

8 Ways You Can Make Profit From a Dying Website

This would be #7 on my Top 8 Top 8 Lists

#1 is Top 8 meta Top 8s

True story: I have been going to RPS for gaming news lately. While there today, I thought "haven't been to the Escapist for a while, I wonder what I've missed".

This article was the first thing I saw.

 

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