Stolen Pixels #73: Some Healthy Advice

Stolen Pixels #73: Some Healthy Advice

Fact: children who play Saints Row 2 are more likely to seek careers in the medical field.

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Hah, I enjoyed that last part. We all learned a valuable lesson today about donuts, drugs, and alcohol... that donuts are more deadly!

Epic as always is all i can say

bugger double post

so basicly...
the cop stereotype suggests that cops al have a deathwish...?

Brilliant, enjoyed that comic!

shirin238:
so basicly...
the cop stereotype suggests that cops al have a deathwish...?

.....wait, what?!?

i like your take on this - infact i like your take on most things, having never played saints row i was unaware of this amusing take on the staple of modern gaming (thats the health packs bit, not the cop killing bit)

The marijuana is prescription.

once again another laugh out loud funny one good job

"Saints Row 2: A game where the main character uses drugs and alcohol as healing items."
That made me laugh :D.

so he loses every way...

Doug:
Brilliant, enjoyed that comic!

shirin238:
so basicly...
the cop stereotype suggests that cops al have a deathwish...?

.....wait, what?!?

Well you know in the movies when you always have police officers in their car eating donuts when some random guy drives by a few hundres miles above the speed limit :P

My character was already really really fat. I made her as fat as I could cause it just made her look that much more funny tearing through the streets at super-high speeds.

So doughnuts were the perfect matchup for her. Plus, I owned all the fast-food joints!

Here, drink this alcohol and smoke this joint to refill your health. Pure genius.

I love a game where the pharmacist is the hero!

Customer: "I'm here to pick up my script."
RPh : "Here ya go!"
Customer: "Where do you keep the alcohol?"
RPh: "Aisle 4."
Customer: "And baked goods?"
RPh: "Aisle 5 . We keep them close so bleeding customers don't have to travel far."

 

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