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Episode 20: Red Alert 3

This week, we visit EALA for a firsthand look at Red Alert 3 for the PS3 with David Seeholzer and Greg Kasavin, while Russ, Julianne and Jeff explain their plan for world domination.

This week's musical guests:

Ian Dorsch - "Escapist Show Theme"
Younnat - "Yesss"

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Time Lord
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George Takeii - Legend. :)

On the Record
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Does anyone else think that Spin's beard looks like a ferret attached itself to his face and slightly died?

Gone Gonzo
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Congratulations, you all have such natural talent for bad Russian accents!

Press Junketeer
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...TIME TRAVELING RUSSIAN BEAR!!! Must... Play... game...

Gone Gonzo
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Didn't look like a C&C Red Alert 3 cutscene to me. For starters, it wasn't soft core porn or obviously designed with the 'bah, gamers are just horny teens, lets replace all the cutscenes with clevage' mindset.

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Doug:
Didn't look like a C&C Red Alert 3 cutscene to me. For starters, it wasn't soft core porn or obviously designed with the 'bah, gamers are just horny teens, lets replace all the cutscenes with clevage' mindset.

So, you're saying we should've unbuttoned our jackets more?

@xitel - Now that you mention it...

Gone Gonzo
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Where's CommiPony?

While this was pretty good, I don't really like the whole communist flag thing. Sure it seems appropriate...but still.

Also, Nice Beard, Russ. Did you make it yourself?

Press Junketeer
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Why did the chick have a beard?

"Ruskie bear!" Haha that was great, although the last vowels needed a bit more length.

Gone Gonzo
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Andraste:

Doug:
Didn't look like a C&C Red Alert 3 cutscene to me. For starters, it wasn't soft core porn or obviously designed with the 'bah, gamers are just horny teens, lets replace all the cutscenes with clevage' mindset.

So, you're saying we should've unbuttoned our jackets more?

If you wanted to simulate a Red Alert 3 cutscene ;) Still, was amusing still, and the armoured bear made me chuckle.

Gone Gonzo
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Can't decide...which is more...epic! (Ruskie Bear vs Lazer Cat)

Also the question thing sounds pretty cool, but for some reason, something very stupid in my brain is quoting personal health class and saying "Nooooooo! putting up a video of what you really looks like on the interwebz is bad!"

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stormcaller:
Can't decide...which is more...epic! (Ruskie Bear vs Lazer Cat)

Also the question thing sounds pretty cool, but for some reason, something very stupid in my brain is quoting personal health class and saying "Nooooooo! putting up a video of what you really looks like on the interwebz is bad!"

So dress up as something :P Face paint!

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Also, Nice Beard, Russ. Did you make it yourself?

Man, that was bargain basement last-minute fake beard making at its finest, but yeah, I did those myself.

Gone Gonzo
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Aww, too bad I don't have a camera.
Guess I have to be imaginative.

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to me,President Simmons and Premier Curry are still the most awesome :D

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Epifols:
Why did the chick have a beard?

"Ruskie bear!" Haha that was great, although the last vowels needed a bit more length.

I was told that "all Russians have beards, even the chicks!" It's a common stereotype of Commie Party stuff - everyone's equal, all the same. And so, I wore a beard.

Yeah - my Russian accent is terrible. I tried really hard, I just can't seem to make my mouth make the sounds right.

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Epifols:
"Ruskie bear!" Haha that was great.

Man, don't tell her that. She improvised that line. I'll never hear the end of it.

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stormcaller:
Can't decide...which is more...epic! (Ruskie Bear vs Lazer Cat)

Also the question thing sounds pretty cool, but for some reason, something very stupid in my brain is quoting personal health class and saying "Nooooooo! putting up a video of what you really looks like on the interwebz is bad!"

Prop your dog or cat up in front of the camera and do a bit of voice-over work. :)

Gone Gonzo
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Blergh! I hated Red Alert 3 simply becouse the entire game was infested by boobs and porn.

A great and funny video guys! Ruskie Bear and Russ made me laugh.

Gone Gonzo
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Susan Arendt:

stormcaller:
Can't decide...which is more...epic! (Ruskie Bear vs Lazer Cat)

Also the question thing sounds pretty cool, but for some reason, something very stupid in my brain is quoting personal health class and saying "Nooooooo! putting up a video of what you really looks like on the interwebz is bad!"

Prop your dog or cat up in front of the camera and do a bit of voice-over work. :)

Yeah then at the end it'll have "No animals were harmed in the making of this question, but I was...by the animal"

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Loved the Ruskie Bear, its unveiling was great. Red-Alert 2 was one of the first computer games I played, the cut scenes were a major part in it. Still haven't played this game though. I'm thinking that I should now.

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Love the background music: Montagues and Capulets by Sergei Prokofiev. Such and epic sounding song!

Gone Gonzo
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Those wily commies and their devilish time travelling bears. Aaaww, so cute.
By the way, did I just see Tim Curry in one of the cut scenes? I think I did.

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RE3 is so much fun.. The Commies are the best.

Gone Gonzo
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Nothing beats the Tiberium Wars time line. -Gets mauled by an armored bear -

Ouch, I meant. Yeah, the commies are awesome ....

Gone Gonzo
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Haha, great intro, whose poor teddy was humiliated so?

Unfortunately I almost turned it off during the interview, it was one facepalm after another. Particularly the comment about the water effects, what year was he in?

Gone Gonzo
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Hate to say it, but Russ' accent is far too strong for him to put on a good impersonation.

Creator of Doomsday Arcade
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No Way, Russ with some hair!

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Andraste:

Epifols:
Why did the chick have a beard?

"Ruskie bear!" Haha that was great, although the last vowels needed a bit more length.

I was told that "all Russians have beards, even the chicks!" It's a common stereotype of Commie Party stuff - everyone's equal, all the same. And so, I wore a beard.

Yeah - my Russian accent is terrible. I tried really hard, I just can't seem to make my mouth make the sounds right.

Makes sense. Oh and, I didn't realize the creators participated in the forums, nice.

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Lvl 64 Klutz:
Haha, great intro, whose poor teddy was humiliated so?

Mine. :( Poor Aristophanes.

It is rather ironic that a bear named after the Father of Comedy, known for his satires of his world, was used in so ill a manner, however.

Um. I was an ancient history major in university, for all those questions about the naming of the bear. Yeah.

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Russ Pitts:

Epifols:
"Ruskie bear!" Haha that was great.

Man, don't tell her that. She improvised that line. I'll never hear the end of it.

hah Pitts you fiend ;D

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I just want to play that game for the cutscenes.Man George Takeii is the best, and him from Tomorrow Never Dies (i can't remember his name) he's great too.

Gone Gonzo
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That teddy bear was hilairious. "You will clap!"

 
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