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Barkeep! A Plasmid Please!

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Tired of martinis and manhattans? Want a drink that speaks to you as a gamer? Well these might be just what you're looking for.

Gamers. Witty, urbane and oh-so-stylish and what libations could be more appropriate for such a debonair assemblage then a finely mixed cocktail? But let's face it, no ordinary cocktail is 'l33t' enough to pass the lips of a true gamer, which leaves us all in quite the pickle.

Recognizing this quandary, Offical Xbox Magazine teamed up with a leading cocktail bar to create drinks more suitable for today's gamer. How does a Plasmid (pictured) sound, or perhaps a Spinning Pile Driver? Or if you like your cocktails to have slightly less appealing names, how about a Poison Arrow or a *retch* Boomer's Bile?

All the recipes can be found here, although some of the drinks sound fairly unappealing, also please note that the Escapist does not condone, or even recommend drinking anything called Boomer's Bile.

Source: via Kotaku

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Tired of Martinis? Never. Though that is quite a pretty drink there. I'd try the plasmid, and the poison arrow but the others don't appeal to me. Boomer bile seems particularly gross...

If they ever started serving Boomer's Bile in bars, they would be far more appealing to me.

Question:What's wrong with Boomer's Bile?

Side remark: Tired of Martinis? Never!

Actually Boomer Bile is pretty easy to make.

Just mix mustard with pea soup in a blender.

Someone foward this list to Yahtzee

I only drink Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster's.

I'm not a big drinker but damn could I go for a Plasmid right about now... That thing looks delicious

that drink looks beautiful, it's like baking a cake and not wanting to eat it for fear of ruining it's visual appeal

ummmmm...... those sound nice but be nice if they had one that glowed in the dark (maybe call it 'Fallout 3 Spring Water')

Needs more Game Fuel.

aBlackKnight:
I only drink Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster's.

Where the hell do you find gold bricks and lemons in this economy?

Indigo_Dingo:

aBlackKnight:
I only drink Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster's.

Where the hell do you find gold bricks and lemons in this economy?

Fort Knox and a supermarket?

Keane Ng:
Needs more Game Fuel.

QTF. Massive amounts of truth.

These drinks look pretty cool... Too bad I don't drink alcohol.

Random argument man:
Question:What's wrong with Boomer's Bile?

Would YOU want to drink something that has the potential to make hordes of zombies randomly appear from nowhere and try to rip you to pieces?

Psychosocial:

Random argument man:
Question:What's wrong with Boomer's Bile?

Would YOU want to drink something that has the potential to make hordes of zombies randomly appear from nowhere and try to rip you to pieces?

As long I have my shotgun with me, sure.

Ugh...
Boomer Bile?
Yuck, I would wanna try the plasmid tho!

Awesome. The Plasmid looks, and sounds, good. Not that I would know anything about that of course.

Nice! Now if I ever pull a Witch, I know what drink to order.

O.O

I am intrigued but I do not drink Alcohol. ever.

I'll tell my friend about this though, he will also be intrigued.

The Nerdiest drinks since the Warp core breach. Awesome

Bum Rush from Condemned?

I could down glass after glass of Spinning Pile Drivers, they sound awesome.

Plasmid looks good but I really don't like Blue Curacao.

Anyone know where this bar is that does sell them?

Amethyst Wind:
I could down glass after glass of Spinning Pile Drivers, they sound awesome.

Plasmid looks good but I really don't like Blue Curacao.

Anyone know where this bar is that does sell them?

I don't think anywhere actually sells them, I think they just enlisted the expertise of people who know how to make cocktails.

The poison arrow looks quite good actually, I'd try that.

If they can get someone to drink something called grog, then I'm sure there are going to be people who will drink something called Boomer's Bile.

Albeit, probably not knowing what a Boomer is, but still.

I'll take my martini pwn'd, not stirred.

Psychosocial:

Random argument man:
Question:What's wrong with Boomer's Bile?

Would YOU want to drink something that has the potential to make hordes of zombies randomly appear from nowhere and try to rip you to pieces?

Now that sounds fun.

If it gives me lightning powers on with it. Otherwise I might go for Boomers Bile (i always wanted a horde of zombies chasing after me)

nilcypher:

Amethyst Wind:
I could down glass after glass of Spinning Pile Drivers, they sound awesome.

Plasmid looks good but I really don't like Blue Curacao.

Anyone know where this bar is that does sell them?

I don't think anywhere actually sells them, I think they just enlisted the expertise of people who know how to make cocktails.

Dang, I was hoping since they mentioned working with a cocktail bar that said bar would stock the drinks.

aBlackKnight:
I only drink Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster's.

what about any drink that sounds like "gin and tonic"?

Kingsman:
If they can get someone to drink something called grog, then I'm sure there are going to be people who will drink something called Boomer's Bile.

Albeit, probably not knowing what a Boomer is, but still.

grog is amazingly delicious..

Amethyst Wind:

nilcypher:

Amethyst Wind:
I could down glass after glass of Spinning Pile Drivers, they sound awesome.

Plasmid looks good but I really don't like Blue Curacao.

Anyone know where this bar is that does sell them?

I don't think anywhere actually sells them, I think they just enlisted the expertise of people who know how to make cocktails.

Dang, I was hoping since they mentioned working with a cocktail bar that said bar would stock the drinks.

make friends with a bartender and see if they will. personally, i like the portal drinks better

http://kotaku.com/5115779/get-tanked-with-portal

the plasmid sounded good til they put champagne in it then i decided it looked disgusting.

galletea:
Tired of Martinis? Never. Though that is quite a pretty drink there. I'd try the plasmid, and the poison arrow but the others don't appeal to me. Boomer bile seems particularly gross...

Actually cucumber and gin go together perfectly.

I'd drink a Poison Arrow. A Spinning Pile Driver though? It sounds like colonic irrigation, even though it does look nice.
I'd probably drink most of those TBH. Except the Boomer Bile. Everything in it except lemon juice and ice is gross.

I'm so adding a new page to my bartender's handbook

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