4chan Founder Wins Time 100 Poll

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No no no no no no.....

curlycrouton:

IceStar100:
That it some one get me off this crazy planet.

You can come with me. I have rocketship, and supplies. All we need now the right launch equipment and soon Mars shall be mine!

Mine!

I'm comin too, i don't care what you say, stop the world, i want to get off!!!

The_root_of_all_evil:
He who lives by the internet, lulz by the internet.

Well said good sir!

i just realized something that both hollywood and all the mythical prophecies have foretold. for decades we have feared the apocalyptic being known as skynet, nay the techno beast's name is 4chan! and woe was said of mankind as the earth fell silent from the first trumpet blast"I'm a firin mah LAZOR!"

WooT!!! MooT!!!

I call this a rigged vote. When 4Chan uses its power, its nearly unstoppable. You need the legendary Ultra Banhammer. But it was lost in the war...

DigitalJedl:

NoMoreSanity:

DigitalJedl:

NoMoreSanity:

PirateKing:
I need to check out 4Chan. Maybe then I'd understand the hate.

From what I hear, you shouldn't if you value what innocence you have left.

If you've played Doom 3 and Fatal Frame at the same time, in the dark of course, you would gather some information of what 4chan really is.

Well I, being the person that barely shuddered during Dead Space, and only found true horror from Pyramid Head from SH2, I don't think all the rape and shit on 4chan would startle me that much.

...

/bow /bow /bow

Anyway, Dead Space had it's moments when I jumped. But I prefer psychological horror, y'know, the one that's actually terrifying? Your Silent Hill example is perfect. (/bows to Japanese)

My only fear of 4chan is that one day, they will come to YouTube and establish rule. Boxxy tried, she failed. That's one down, who's next?

Dead Space just tried too hard. The dead corpses jumping up I already heard about, so I was prepared for that, and the ending was just bull. It's the same with FEAR and most other games.

And the moment in SH2 where Pyramid Head is chasing you down a hallway was the only time in gaming I actually was terrified. It's not like in games like Fallout 3 when a Yao Guai jumps at you out of nowhere, it actually had me scared the whole time. Yet in most horror games I act too cautious, thus the horror is always expected.

And who is Boxxy?

Oh my, yes....

Onyx Oblivion:
I call this a rigged vote. When 4Chan uses its power, its nearly unstoppable. You need the legendary Ultra Banhammer. But it was lost in the war...

We must travel to the catacombs! Gather your equipment men!
It's time to save the world.

DigitalJedl:

Onyx Oblivion:
I call this a rigged vote. When 4Chan uses its power, its nearly unstoppable. You need the legendary Ultra Banhammer. But it was lost in the war...

We must travel to the catacombs! Gather your equipment men!
It's time to save the world.

*snaps on goggles*
What? I'm the main character in a Digimon series.

LET'S GO!
Um...Where is it again?

NoMoreSanity:

DigitalJedl:

NoMoreSanity:

DigitalJedl:

NoMoreSanity:

PirateKing:
I need to check out 4Chan. Maybe then I'd understand the hate.

From what I hear, you shouldn't if you value what innocence you have left.

If you've played Doom 3 and Fatal Frame at the same time, in the dark of course, you would gather some information of what 4chan really is.

Well I, being the person that barely shuddered during Dead Space, and only found true horror from Pyramid Head from SH2, I don't think all the rape and shit on 4chan would startle me that much.

...

/bow /bow /bow

Anyway, Dead Space had it's moments when I jumped. But I prefer psychological horror, y'know, the one that's actually terrifying? Your Silent Hill example is perfect. (/bows to Japanese)

My only fear of 4chan is that one day, they will come to YouTube and establish rule. Boxxy tried, she failed. That's one down, who's next?

Dead Space just tried too hard. The dead corpses jumping up I already heard about, so I was prepared for that, and the ending was just bull. It's the same with FEAR and most other games.

And the moment in SH2 where Pyramid Head is chasing you down a hallway was the only time in gaming I actually was terrified. It's not like in games like Fallout 3 when a Yao Guai jumps at you out of nowhere, it actually had me scared the whole time. Yet in most horror games I act too cautious, thus the horror is always expected.

And who is Boxxy?

I'm too scared to go back to those memories...

If you're brave enough, YouTube whatever is left of Boxxy. I must warn you, don't let her adorable face fool you.

DJPirtu:
Just for fun, read the first letters of the first names of the top 21 ranked people.
http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1883644_1886141,00.html

Since people here seem to be pretty clueless about it, that poll was hacked by some 4chan members, thus proving they do rule the internet or that TIME needs some new IT people to run their website. News of this broke over a week ago.

In depth discussion of how it was done here:

http://musicmachinery.com/2009/04/15/inside-the-precision-hack/

Not that anyone should ever take internet polls seriously but now anyone who doubts their validity is vindicated.

DJPirtu:
Just for fun, read the first letters of the first names of the top 21 ranked people.
http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1883644_1886141,00.html

Winning the poll - meh. It's an internet poll, the only thing stopping anyone from winning is simply getting enough people to vote.

This, on the other hand, is a terrifyingly spectacular display of organization and effort. The winner wasn't rigged, the entire top 21 were, including the order.

Onyx Oblivion:

DigitalJedl:

Onyx Oblivion:
I call this a rigged vote. When 4Chan uses its power, its nearly unstoppable. You need the legendary Ultra Banhammer. But it was lost in the war...

We must travel to the catacombs! Gather your equipment men!
It's time to save the world.

*snaps on goggles*
What? I'm the main character in a Digimon series.

LET'S GO!
Um...Where is it again?

*Holds up map of the Internet* We'll have to Google our way there!

Really? The only reason people go to 4chan is for free porn and to find shock images, wait no, no I mean the only reason people go to 4chan are to share their favorite pictures with each other.

DJPirtu:
Just for fun, read the first letters of the first names of the top 21 ranked people.
http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1883644_1886141,00.html

THOSE CRAFTY BASTARDS.

DigitalJedl:

NoMoreSanity:

DigitalJedl:

NoMoreSanity:

DigitalJedl:

NoMoreSanity:

PirateKing:
I need to check out 4Chan. Maybe then I'd understand the hate.

From what I hear, you shouldn't if you value what innocence you have left.

If you've played Doom 3 and Fatal Frame at the same time, in the dark of course, you would gather some information of what 4chan really is.

Well I, being the person that barely shuddered during Dead Space, and only found true horror from Pyramid Head from SH2, I don't think all the rape and shit on 4chan would startle me that much.

...

/bow /bow /bow

Anyway, Dead Space had it's moments when I jumped. But I prefer psychological horror, y'know, the one that's actually terrifying? Your Silent Hill example is perfect. (/bows to Japanese)

My only fear of 4chan is that one day, they will come to YouTube and establish rule. Boxxy tried, she failed. That's one down, who's next?

Dead Space just tried too hard. The dead corpses jumping up I already heard about, so I was prepared for that, and the ending was just bull. It's the same with FEAR and most other games.

And the moment in SH2 where Pyramid Head is chasing you down a hallway was the only time in gaming I actually was terrified. It's not like in games like Fallout 3 when a Yao Guai jumps at you out of nowhere, it actually had me scared the whole time. Yet in most horror games I act too cautious, thus the horror is always expected.

And who is Boxxy?

I'm too scared to go back to those memories...

If you're brave enough, YouTube whatever is left of Boxxy. I must warn you, don't let her adorable face fool you.

What, is she another one of those Youtube whores?l

I think I remember reading that this guy regretted making 4Chan (although it was most likely bullshit).

I think i'd feel rather proud, providing the scum of the internet with a HQ.

SODAssault:

DJPirtu:
Just for fun, read the first letters of the first names of the top 21 ranked people.
http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1883644_1886141,00.html

THOSE CRAFTY BASTARDS.

I've read it out loud...
the FBI has broken down my door for reciting text of-----

................................................................................. Connection lost!

Virgil:

DJPirtu:
Just for fun, read the first letters of the first names of the top 21 ranked people.
http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1883644_1886141,00.html

Winning the poll - meh. It's an internet poll, the only thing stopping anyone from winning is simply getting enough people to vote.

This, on the other hand, is a terrifyingly spectacular display of organization and effort. The winner wasn't rigged, the entire top 21 were, including the order.

There are few greater displays of power than this.

NoMoreSanity:

DigitalJedl:

NoMoreSanity:

DigitalJedl:

NoMoreSanity:

DigitalJedl:

NoMoreSanity:

PirateKing:
I need to check out 4Chan. Maybe then I'd understand the hate.

From what I hear, you shouldn't if you value what innocence you have left.

If you've played Doom 3 and Fatal Frame at the same time, in the dark of course, you would gather some information of what 4chan really is.

Well I, being the person that barely shuddered during Dead Space, and only found true horror from Pyramid Head from SH2, I don't think all the rape and shit on 4chan would startle me that much.

...

/bow /bow /bow

Anyway, Dead Space had it's moments when I jumped. But I prefer psychological horror, y'know, the one that's actually terrifying? Your Silent Hill example is perfect. (/bows to Japanese)

My only fear of 4chan is that one day, they will come to YouTube and establish rule. Boxxy tried, she failed. That's one down, who's next?

Dead Space just tried too hard. The dead corpses jumping up I already heard about, so I was prepared for that, and the ending was just bull. It's the same with FEAR and most other games.

And the moment in SH2 where Pyramid Head is chasing you down a hallway was the only time in gaming I actually was terrified. It's not like in games like Fallout 3 when a Yao Guai jumps at you out of nowhere, it actually had me scared the whole time. Yet in most horror games I act too cautious, thus the horror is always expected.

And who is Boxxy?

I'm too scared to go back to those memories...

If you're brave enough, YouTube whatever is left of Boxxy. I must warn you, don't let her adorable face fool you.

What, is she another one of those Youtube whores?l

It's... too hard to think about.

She almost single-handedly brought YouTube to it's knees.

Mythnomer:

DJPirtu:
Just for fun, read the first letters of the first names of the top 21 ranked people.
http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1883644_1886141,00.html

Since people here seem to be pretty clueless about it, that poll was hacked by some 4chan members, thus proving they do rule the internet or that TIME needs some new IT people to run their website. News of this broke over a week ago.

In depth discussion of how it was done here:

http://musicmachinery.com/2009/04/15/inside-the-precision-hack/

Not that anyone should ever take internet polls seriously but now anyone who doubts their validity is vindicated.

Yes. That's exactly the post through which I came to know of the hidden message as well.
But I didn't want to spoil the fun just yet, so I tought I'd let the message sink in for a while :)

4chan is proof that things can be accomplished when the internet bands together.

It's also proof that the internet is full of immature morons.

Malygris:
Truly, the internet has spoken.

Ugh. Just ugh.... I hate Time Magazine, and this is exactly why...

DigitalJedl:

NoMoreSanity:

DigitalJedl:

NoMoreSanity:

DigitalJedl:

NoMoreSanity:

DigitalJedl:

NoMoreSanity:

PirateKing:
I need to check out 4Chan. Maybe then I'd understand the hate.

From what I hear, you shouldn't if you value what innocence you have left.

If you've played Doom 3 and Fatal Frame at the same time, in the dark of course, you would gather some information of what 4chan really is.

Well I, being the person that barely shuddered during Dead Space, and only found true horror from Pyramid Head from SH2, I don't think all the rape and shit on 4chan would startle me that much.

...

/bow /bow /bow

Anyway, Dead Space had it's moments when I jumped. But I prefer psychological horror, y'know, the one that's actually terrifying? Your Silent Hill example is perfect. (/bows to Japanese)

My only fear of 4chan is that one day, they will come to YouTube and establish rule. Boxxy tried, she failed. That's one down, who's next?

Dead Space just tried too hard. The dead corpses jumping up I already heard about, so I was prepared for that, and the ending was just bull. It's the same with FEAR and most other games.

And the moment in SH2 where Pyramid Head is chasing you down a hallway was the only time in gaming I actually was terrified. It's not like in games like Fallout 3 when a Yao Guai jumps at you out of nowhere, it actually had me scared the whole time. Yet in most horror games I act too cautious, thus the horror is always expected.

And who is Boxxy?

I'm too scared to go back to those memories...

If you're brave enough, YouTube whatever is left of Boxxy. I must warn you, don't let her adorable face fool you.

What, is she another one of those Youtube whores?l

It's... too hard to think about.

She almost single-handedly brought YouTube to it's knees.

I looked her up. So it was just stupids from 4chan that started her un-deserved fame.

DJPirtu:
Just for fun, read the first letters of the first names of the top 21 ranked people.
http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1883644_1886141,00.html

...

OH, MOTHERFUCKERS!

NoMoreSanity:

DigitalJedl:

NoMoreSanity:

DigitalJedl:

NoMoreSanity:

DigitalJedl:

NoMoreSanity:

DigitalJedl:

NoMoreSanity:

PirateKing:
I need to check out 4Chan. Maybe then I'd understand the hate.

From what I hear, you shouldn't if you value what innocence you have left.

If you've played Doom 3 and Fatal Frame at the same time, in the dark of course, you would gather some information of what 4chan really is.

Well I, being the person that barely shuddered during Dead Space, and only found true horror from Pyramid Head from SH2, I don't think all the rape and shit on 4chan would startle me that much.

...

/bow /bow /bow

Anyway, Dead Space had it's moments when I jumped. But I prefer psychological horror, y'know, the one that's actually terrifying? Your Silent Hill example is perfect. (/bows to Japanese)

My only fear of 4chan is that one day, they will come to YouTube and establish rule. Boxxy tried, she failed. That's one down, who's next?

Dead Space just tried too hard. The dead corpses jumping up I already heard about, so I was prepared for that, and the ending was just bull. It's the same with FEAR and most other games.

And the moment in SH2 where Pyramid Head is chasing you down a hallway was the only time in gaming I actually was terrified. It's not like in games like Fallout 3 when a Yao Guai jumps at you out of nowhere, it actually had me scared the whole time. Yet in most horror games I act too cautious, thus the horror is always expected.

And who is Boxxy?

I'm too scared to go back to those memories...

If you're brave enough, YouTube whatever is left of Boxxy. I must warn you, don't let her adorable face fool you.

What, is she another one of those Youtube whores?l

It's... too hard to think about.

She almost single-handedly brought YouTube to it's knees.

I looked her up. So it was just stupids from 4chan that started her un-deserved fame.

/Sobs

*Holds up ban-ring* Internet, unite!

Lets do The_root_of_all_evil next year!

Ranooth:
Why does this remind me of March Mayhem?

You sir, have an internets.

Inarticulate_Underachiever:
4chan is proof that things can be accomplished when the internet bands together.

It's also proof that the internet is full of immature morons.

Says the guy with Pedobear avatar.

To quote a certain YouTube star, "youse trollin!" *makes crazy hand movements*

tehb0ll0x:

Inarticulate_Underachiever:
4chan is proof that things can be accomplished when the internet bands together.

It's also proof that the internet is full of immature morons.

Says the guy with Pedobear avatar.

To quote a certain YouTube star, "youse trollin!" *makes crazy hand movements*

*Shoots tehb0ll0x in the face*
No! No! I will NOT go through that again!

The first 21 thing made me shit bricks.
People, banding together and left unchecked, are scary.

NoMoreSanity:

PirateKing:
I need to check out 4Chan. Maybe then I'd understand the hate.

From what I hear, you shouldn't if you value what innocence you have left.

/b/ has some pretty disturbing threads sometimes, but I've had some of the best laughs ever from there.

DigitalJedl:

tehb0ll0x:

Inarticulate_Underachiever:
4chan is proof that things can be accomplished when the internet bands together.

It's also proof that the internet is full of immature morons.

Says the guy with Pedobear avatar.

To quote a certain YouTube star, "youse trollin!" *makes crazy hand movements*

*Shoots tehb0ll0x in the face*
No! No! I will NOT go through that again!

I'm just kidding, he's not trollin'.

HE IZ BAWKSY, U SEE?

tehb0ll0x:

Inarticulate_Underachiever:
4chan is proof that things can be accomplished when the internet bands together.

It's also proof that the internet is full of immature morons.

Says the guy with Pedobear avatar.

To quote a certain YouTube star, "youse trollin!" *makes crazy hand movements*

My choice of avatar doesn't make my statement any less true.

tehb0ll0x:

DigitalJedl:

tehb0ll0x:

Inarticulate_Underachiever:
4chan is proof that things can be accomplished when the internet bands together.

It's also proof that the internet is full of immature morons.

Says the guy with Pedobear avatar.

To quote a certain YouTube star, "youse trollin!" *makes crazy hand movements*

*Shoots tehb0ll0x in the face*
No! No! I will NOT go through that again!

I'm just kidding, he's not trollin'.

HE IZ BAWKSY, U SEE?

*Honorable suicide*

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