Topic Index
4chan Founder Wins Time 100 Poll

Username:Password:
Log In
 (Pages: 1, 2, 3, 4)
Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 958
Joined: 16 Apr 2009

No no no no no no.....

curlycrouton:

IceStar100:
That it some one get me off this crazy planet.

You can come with me. I have rocketship, and supplies. All we need now the right launch equipment and soon Mars shall be mine!

Mine!

I'm comin too, i don't care what you say, stop the world, i want to get off!!!

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2321
Joined: 22 Dec 2008

The_root_of_all_evil:
He who lives by the internet, lulz by the internet.

Well said good sir!

Beat Writer
Posts: 188
Joined: 19 Nov 2008

i just realized something that both hollywood and all the mythical prophecies have foretold. for decades we have feared the apocalyptic being known as skynet, nay the techno beast's name is 4chan! and woe was said of mankind as the earth fell silent from the first trumpet blast"I'm a firin mah LAZOR!"

Beat Writer
Posts: 139
Joined: 14 Jan 2009

WooT!!! MooT!!!

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3354
Joined: 9 Sep 2008

I call this a rigged vote. When 4Chan uses its power, its nearly unstoppable. You need the legendary Ultra Banhammer. But it was lost in the war...

BANNED
Posts: 11268
Joined: 3 Jan 2009

DigitalJedl:

NoMoreSanity:

DigitalJedl:

NoMoreSanity:

PirateKing:
I need to check out 4Chan. Maybe then I'd understand the hate.

From what I hear, you shouldn't if you value what innocence you have left.

If you've played Doom 3 and Fatal Frame at the same time, in the dark of course, you would gather some information of what 4chan really is.

Well I, being the person that barely shuddered during Dead Space, and only found true horror from Pyramid Head from SH2, I don't think all the rape and shit on 4chan would startle me that much.

...

/bow /bow /bow

Anyway, Dead Space had it's moments when I jumped. But I prefer psychological horror, y'know, the one that's actually terrifying? Your Silent Hill example is perfect. (/bows to Japanese)

My only fear of 4chan is that one day, they will come to YouTube and establish rule. Boxxy tried, she failed. That's one down, who's next?

Dead Space just tried too hard. The dead corpses jumping up I already heard about, so I was prepared for that, and the ending was just bull. It's the same with FEAR and most other games.

And the moment in SH2 where Pyramid Head is chasing you down a hallway was the only time in gaming I actually was terrified. It's not like in games like Fallout 3 when a Yao Guai jumps at you out of nowhere, it actually had me scared the whole time. Yet in most horror games I act too cautious, thus the horror is always expected.

And who is Boxxy?

User was banned for: Why do Many Girls take Pictures of Themselves?. (Permanent)
Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 831
Joined: 3 Apr 2008

Oh my, yes....

Press Junketeer
Posts: 483
Joined: 10 Apr 2009

Onyx Oblivion:
I call this a rigged vote. When 4Chan uses its power, its nearly unstoppable. You need the legendary Ultra Banhammer. But it was lost in the war...

We must travel to the catacombs! Gather your equipment men!
It's time to save the world.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3354
Joined: 9 Sep 2008

DigitalJedl:

Onyx Oblivion:
I call this a rigged vote. When 4Chan uses its power, its nearly unstoppable. You need the legendary Ultra Banhammer. But it was lost in the war...

We must travel to the catacombs! Gather your equipment men!
It's time to save the world.

*snaps on goggles*
What? I'm the main character in a Digimon series.

LET'S GO!
Um...Where is it again?

Press Junketeer
Posts: 483
Joined: 10 Apr 2009

NoMoreSanity:

DigitalJedl:

NoMoreSanity:

DigitalJedl:

NoMoreSanity:

PirateKing:
I need to check out 4Chan. Maybe then I'd understand the hate.

From what I hear, you shouldn't if you value what innocence you have left.

If you've played Doom 3 and Fatal Frame at the same time, in the dark of course, you would gather some information of what 4chan really is.

Well I, being the person that barely shuddered during Dead Space, and only found true horror from Pyramid Head from SH2, I don't think all the rape and shit on 4chan would startle me that much.

...

/bow /bow /bow

Anyway, Dead Space had it's moments when I jumped. But I prefer psychological horror, y'know, the one that's actually terrifying? Your Silent Hill example is perfect. (/bows to Japanese)

My only fear of 4chan is that one day, they will come to YouTube and establish rule. Boxxy tried, she failed. That's one down, who's next?

Dead Space just tried too hard. The dead corpses jumping up I already heard about, so I was prepared for that, and the ending was just bull. It's the same with FEAR and most other games.

And the moment in SH2 where Pyramid Head is chasing you down a hallway was the only time in gaming I actually was terrified. It's not like in games like Fallout 3 when a Yao Guai jumps at you out of nowhere, it actually had me scared the whole time. Yet in most horror games I act too cautious, thus the horror is always expected.

And who is Boxxy?

I'm too scared to go back to those memories...

If you're brave enough, YouTube whatever is left of Boxxy. I must warn you, don't let her adorable face fool you.

Anonymous Source
Posts: 9
Joined: 15 Aug 2008

DJPirtu:
Just for fun, read the first letters of the first names of the top 21 ranked people.
http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1883644_1886141,00.html

Since people here seem to be pretty clueless about it, that poll was hacked by some 4chan members, thus proving they do rule the internet or that TIME needs some new IT people to run their website. News of this broke over a week ago.

In depth discussion of how it was done here:

http://musicmachinery.com/2009/04/15/inside-the-precision-hack/

Not that anyone should ever take internet polls seriously but now anyone who doubts their validity is vindicated.

IT Director
Posts: 1549
Joined: 13 Jun 2002

DJPirtu:
Just for fun, read the first letters of the first names of the top 21 ranked people.
http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1883644_1886141,00.html

Winning the poll - meh. It's an internet poll, the only thing stopping anyone from winning is simply getting enough people to vote.

This, on the other hand, is a terrifyingly spectacular display of organization and effort. The winner wasn't rigged, the entire top 21 were, including the order.

Press Junketeer
Posts: 483
Joined: 10 Apr 2009

Onyx Oblivion:

DigitalJedl:

Onyx Oblivion:
I call this a rigged vote. When 4Chan uses its power, its nearly unstoppable. You need the legendary Ultra Banhammer. But it was lost in the war...

We must travel to the catacombs! Gather your equipment men!
It's time to save the world.

*snaps on goggles*
What? I'm the main character in a Digimon series.

LET'S GO!
Um...Where is it again?

*Holds up map of the Internet* We'll have to Google our way there!

Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 684
Joined: 1 Nov 2008

Really? The only reason people go to 4chan is for free porn and to find shock images, wait no, no I mean the only reason people go to 4chan are to share their favorite pictures with each other.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1774
Joined: 22 Mar 2009

DJPirtu:
Just for fun, read the first letters of the first names of the top 21 ranked people.
http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1883644_1886141,00.html

THOSE CRAFTY BASTARDS.

BANNED
Posts: 11268
Joined: 3 Jan 2009

DigitalJedl:

NoMoreSanity:

DigitalJedl:

NoMoreSanity:

DigitalJedl:

NoMoreSanity:

PirateKing:
I need to check out 4Chan. Maybe then I'd understand the hate.

From what I hear, you shouldn't if you value what innocence you have left.

If you've played Doom 3 and Fatal Frame at the same time, in the dark of course, you would gather some information of what 4chan really is.

Well I, being the person that barely shuddered during Dead Space, and only found true horror from Pyramid Head from SH2, I don't think all the rape and shit on 4chan would startle me that much.

...

/bow /bow /bow

Anyway, Dead Space had it's moments when I jumped. But I prefer psychological horror, y'know, the one that's actually terrifying? Your Silent Hill example is perfect. (/bows to Japanese)

My only fear of 4chan is that one day, they will come to YouTube and establish rule. Boxxy tried, she failed. That's one down, who's next?

Dead Space just tried too hard. The dead corpses jumping up I already heard about, so I was prepared for that, and the ending was just bull. It's the same with FEAR and most other games.

And the moment in SH2 where Pyramid Head is chasing you down a hallway was the only time in gaming I actually was terrified. It's not like in games like Fallout 3 when a Yao Guai jumps at you out of nowhere, it actually had me scared the whole time. Yet in most horror games I act too cautious, thus the horror is always expected.

And who is Boxxy?

I'm too scared to go back to those memories...

If you're brave enough, YouTube whatever is left of Boxxy. I must warn you, don't let her adorable face fool you.

What, is she another one of those Youtube whores?l

User was banned for: Why do Many Girls take Pictures of Themselves?. (Permanent)
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1232
Joined: 18 Jun 2008

I think I remember reading that this guy regretted making 4Chan (although it was most likely bullshit).

I think i'd feel rather proud, providing the scum of the internet with a HQ.

Press Junketeer
Posts: 483
Joined: 10 Apr 2009

SODAssault:

DJPirtu:
Just for fun, read the first letters of the first names of the top 21 ranked people.
http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1883644_1886141,00.html

THOSE CRAFTY BASTARDS.

I've read it out loud...
the FBI has broken down my door for reciting text of-----

................................................................................. Connection lost!

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3354
Joined: 9 Sep 2008

Virgil:

DJPirtu:
Just for fun, read the first letters of the first names of the top 21 ranked people.
http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1883644_1886141,00.html

Winning the poll - meh. It's an internet poll, the only thing stopping anyone from winning is simply getting enough people to vote.

This, on the other hand, is a terrifyingly spectacular display of organization and effort. The winner wasn't rigged, the entire top 21 were, including the order.

There are few greater displays of power than this.

Press Junketeer
Posts: 483
Joined: 10 Apr 2009

NoMoreSanity:

DigitalJedl:

NoMoreSanity:

DigitalJedl:

NoMoreSanity:

DigitalJedl:

NoMoreSanity:

PirateKing:
I need to check out 4Chan. Maybe then I'd understand the hate.

From what I hear, you shouldn't if you value what innocence you have left.

If you've played Doom 3 and Fatal Frame at the same time, in the dark of course, you would gather some information of what 4chan really is.

Well I, being the person that barely shuddered during Dead Space, and only found true horror from Pyramid Head from SH2, I don't think all the rape and shit on 4chan would startle me that much.

...

/bow /bow /bow

Anyway, Dead Space had it's moments when I jumped. But I prefer psychological horror, y'know, the one that's actually terrifying? Your Silent Hill example is perfect. (/bows to Japanese)

My only fear of 4chan is that one day, they will come to YouTube and establish rule. Boxxy tried, she failed. That's one down, who's next?

Dead Space just tried too hard. The dead corpses jumping up I already heard about, so I was prepared for that, and the ending was just bull. It's the same with FEAR and most other games.

And the moment in SH2 where Pyramid Head is chasing you down a hallway was the only time in gaming I actually was terrified. It's not like in games like Fallout 3 when a Yao Guai jumps at you out of nowhere, it actually had me scared the whole time. Yet in most horror games I act too cautious, thus the horror is always expected.

And who is Boxxy?

I'm too scared to go back to those memories...

If you're brave enough, YouTube whatever is left of Boxxy. I must warn you, don't let her adorable face fool you.

What, is she another one of those Youtube whores?l

It's... too hard to think about.

She almost single-handedly brought YouTube to it's knees.

Paperboy
Posts: 42
Joined: 24 Nov 2008

Mythnomer:

DJPirtu:
Just for fun, read the first letters of the first names of the top 21 ranked people.
http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1883644_1886141,00.html

Since people here seem to be pretty clueless about it, that poll was hacked by some 4chan members, thus proving they do rule the internet or that TIME needs some new IT people to run their website. News of this broke over a week ago.

In depth discussion of how it was done here:

http://musicmachinery.com/2009/04/15/inside-the-precision-hack/

Not that anyone should ever take internet polls seriously but now anyone who doubts their validity is vindicated.

Yes. That's exactly the post through which I came to know of the hidden message as well.
But I didn't want to spoil the fun just yet, so I tought I'd let the message sink in for a while :)

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 724
Joined: 12 Mar 2009

4chan is proof that things can be accomplished when the internet bands together.

It's also proof that the internet is full of immature morons.

BANNED
Posts: 6317
Joined: 29 Nov 2007

Malygris:
Truly, the internet has spoken.

Ugh. Just ugh.... I hate Time Magazine, and this is exactly why...

User was banned for: The hypocrisy is KILLING me.. (Permanent)
BANNED
Posts: 11268
Joined: 3 Jan 2009

DigitalJedl:

NoMoreSanity:

DigitalJedl:

NoMoreSanity:

DigitalJedl:

NoMoreSanity:

DigitalJedl:

NoMoreSanity:

PirateKing:
I need to check out 4Chan. Maybe then I'd understand the hate.

From what I hear, you shouldn't if you value what innocence you have left.

If you've played Doom 3 and Fatal Frame at the same time, in the dark of course, you would gather some information of what 4chan really is.

Well I, being the person that barely shuddered during Dead Space, and only found true horror from Pyramid Head from SH2, I don't think all the rape and shit on 4chan would startle me that much.

...

/bow /bow /bow

Anyway, Dead Space had it's moments when I jumped. But I prefer psychological horror, y'know, the one that's actually terrifying? Your Silent Hill example is perfect. (/bows to Japanese)

My only fear of 4chan is that one day, they will come to YouTube and establish rule. Boxxy tried, she failed. That's one down, who's next?

Dead Space just tried too hard. The dead corpses jumping up I already heard about, so I was prepared for that, and the ending was just bull. It's the same with FEAR and most other games.

And the moment in SH2 where Pyramid Head is chasing you down a hallway was the only time in gaming I actually was terrified. It's not like in games like Fallout 3 when a Yao Guai jumps at you out of nowhere, it actually had me scared the whole time. Yet in most horror games I act too cautious, thus the horror is always expected.

And who is Boxxy?

I'm too scared to go back to those memories...

If you're brave enough, YouTube whatever is left of Boxxy. I must warn you, don't let her adorable face fool you.

What, is she another one of those Youtube whores?l

It's... too hard to think about.

She almost single-handedly brought YouTube to it's knees.

I looked her up. So it was just stupids from 4chan that started her un-deserved fame.

User was banned for: Why do Many Girls take Pictures of Themselves?. (Permanent)
BANNED
Posts: 285
Joined: 10 Apr 2008

DJPirtu:
Just for fun, read the first letters of the first names of the top 21 ranked people.
http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1883644_1886141,00.html

...

OH, MOTHERFUCKERS!

User was banned for: Stop the 4chan memes, please.. (Permanent)
Press Junketeer
Posts: 483
Joined: 10 Apr 2009

NoMoreSanity:

DigitalJedl:

NoMoreSanity:

DigitalJedl:

NoMoreSanity:

DigitalJedl:

NoMoreSanity:

DigitalJedl:

NoMoreSanity:

PirateKing:
I need to check out 4Chan. Maybe then I'd understand the hate.

From what I hear, you shouldn't if you value what innocence you have left.

If you've played Doom 3 and Fatal Frame at the same time, in the dark of course, you would gather some information of what 4chan really is.

Well I, being the person that barely shuddered during Dead Space, and only found true horror from Pyramid Head from SH2, I don't think all the rape and shit on 4chan would startle me that much.

...

/bow /bow /bow

Anyway, Dead Space had it's moments when I jumped. But I prefer psychological horror, y'know, the one that's actually terrifying? Your Silent Hill example is perfect. (/bows to Japanese)

My only fear of 4chan is that one day, they will come to YouTube and establish rule. Boxxy tried, she failed. That's one down, who's next?

Dead Space just tried too hard. The dead corpses jumping up I already heard about, so I was prepared for that, and the ending was just bull. It's the same with FEAR and most other games.

And the moment in SH2 where Pyramid Head is chasing you down a hallway was the only time in gaming I actually was terrified. It's not like in games like Fallout 3 when a Yao Guai jumps at you out of nowhere, it actually had me scared the whole time. Yet in most horror games I act too cautious, thus the horror is always expected.

And who is Boxxy?

I'm too scared to go back to those memories...

If you're brave enough, YouTube whatever is left of Boxxy. I must warn you, don't let her adorable face fool you.

What, is she another one of those Youtube whores?l

It's... too hard to think about.

She almost single-handedly brought YouTube to it's knees.

I looked her up. So it was just stupids from 4chan that started her un-deserved fame.

/Sobs

*Holds up ban-ring* Internet, unite!

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3960
Joined: 7 Nov 2007

Lets do The_root_of_all_evil next year!

BANNED
Posts: 2340
Joined: 27 May 2008

Ranooth:
Why does this remind me of March Mayhem?

You sir, have an internets.

User was banned for: [NEW SCREENIES]Prototype [HOLY SHIT]. (Permanent)
BANNED
Posts: 285
Joined: 10 Apr 2008

Inarticulate_Underachiever:
4chan is proof that things can be accomplished when the internet bands together.

It's also proof that the internet is full of immature morons.

Says the guy with Pedobear avatar.

To quote a certain YouTube star, "youse trollin!" *makes crazy hand movements*

User was banned for: Stop the 4chan memes, please.. (Permanent)
Press Junketeer
Posts: 483
Joined: 10 Apr 2009

tehb0ll0x:

Inarticulate_Underachiever:
4chan is proof that things can be accomplished when the internet bands together.

It's also proof that the internet is full of immature morons.

Says the guy with Pedobear avatar.

To quote a certain YouTube star, "youse trollin!" *makes crazy hand movements*

*Shoots tehb0ll0x in the face*
No! No! I will NOT go through that again!

Muckraker
Posts: 240
Joined: 15 Apr 2009

The first 21 thing made me shit bricks.
People, banding together and left unchecked, are scary.

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 799
Joined: 3 Mar 2009

NoMoreSanity:

PirateKing:
I need to check out 4Chan. Maybe then I'd understand the hate.

From what I hear, you shouldn't if you value what innocence you have left.

/b/ has some pretty disturbing threads sometimes, but I've had some of the best laughs ever from there.

BANNED
Posts: 285
Joined: 10 Apr 2008

DigitalJedl:

tehb0ll0x:

Inarticulate_Underachiever:
4chan is proof that things can be accomplished when the internet bands together.

It's also proof that the internet is full of immature morons.

Says the guy with Pedobear avatar.

To quote a certain YouTube star, "youse trollin!" *makes crazy hand movements*

*Shoots tehb0ll0x in the face*
No! No! I will NOT go through that again!

I'm just kidding, he's not trollin'.

HE IZ BAWKSY, U SEE?

User was banned for: Stop the 4chan memes, please.. (Permanent)
Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 724
Joined: 12 Mar 2009

tehb0ll0x:

Inarticulate_Underachiever:
4chan is proof that things can be accomplished when the internet bands together.

It's also proof that the internet is full of immature morons.

Says the guy with Pedobear avatar.

To quote a certain YouTube star, "youse trollin!" *makes crazy hand movements*

My choice of avatar doesn't make my statement any less true.

Press Junketeer
Posts: 483
Joined: 10 Apr 2009

tehb0ll0x:

DigitalJedl:

tehb0ll0x:

Inarticulate_Underachiever:
4chan is proof that things can be accomplished when the internet bands together.

It's also proof that the internet is full of immature morons.

Says the guy with Pedobear avatar.

To quote a certain YouTube star, "youse trollin!" *makes crazy hand movements*

*Shoots tehb0ll0x in the face*
No! No! I will NOT go through that again!

I'm just kidding, he's not trollin'.

HE IZ BAWKSY, U SEE?

*Honorable suicide*

 (Pages: 1, 2, 3, 4)
Topic Index

Reply to Thread

You must be logged in to post.
Username:  
Password:  
  

Not registered? Sign up for a free account!

Forum Jump: