Russian Porn Star Not Actually Selling WoW Gold With Her Boobs

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Russian Porn Star Not Actually Selling WoW Gold With Her Boobs

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UPDATE: Well, well, well. Turns out we might've been played. A joke, perhaps, and a ploy for publicity - but a hilarious joke nonetheless.

For amusement's sake, the original post is preserved below, because true or not, the mental image is absolutely hilarious. As is the idea that some poor girl now has her image plastered across gaming sites as a porn star. Hope her parents don't see it.

Russian adult actress Anna Morgan has signed a deal with a MMO gold-selling website to have its name and URL tattooed on her bazongas.

According to the press release, Ms. Morgan's DD-sized sweater puppies were purchased by a RMT site for the, shall we say, ample sum of $500,000. In return, the 19-year-old porn actress will have the site's name and URL tattooed on her melons, with the stipulation that it not be altered or removed for two years.

"A female porn star can easily appear in 50-100 films per year so this gives [the site] a lot of exposure for years to come," said Hunter Crowell, the company's media relations office. Well, "exposure" is certainly one way to call it.

Why this rather unorthodox method of advertising, though? Well, the company in question believes that "the link between porn, the internet, and online gaming is as strong as the pairing of peanut butter and jelly, making this an excellent fit." A snugly nestled fit, even. Well... uh, to be fair, I don't actually think I can argue with that. Okay, I concede the point.

Anna Morgan's emblazoned ta-tas will be featured in films produced by LA-based Top Studios, with whom she has just signed a multi-year contract. The inking will be done at Soul Tattoo Shop (wherever that is) on June 15.

A shame. She's ruining what looks like (to the porn-trained eye) a perfectly fine pair of hooters. Because, y'know, when I'm watching porn I totally want to be reminded that my Druid could really use a Traveler's Tundra Mammoth.

(The Examiner)

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Well...we had advertisements on buses, buildings, clothing, radio, television, benches, websites, magazines, video games, airplanes, and written in the sky.

This was inevitable.

I think this says more about the people play Wow than her.

Best. Advertisements. Ever.

CantFaketheFunk:
A shame. She's ruining what looks like (to the porn-trained eye) a perfectly fine pair of hooters. Because, y'know, when I'm watching porn I totally want to be reminded that my Druid could really use a Traveler's Tundra Mammoth.

Where abouts do you think the url will be tattood? Under-boob? Side-boob? Top-Boob?

So apparently she doesn't know that those sites are frowned upon by the majority of the WoW community? I mean, I doubt seeing a gold-farmer's address on a big pair of hoo-haas will make gamers go back on their word to earn their gold.

I mean, I seriously hope not.

Seriously guys.

Guys? Where are you going?

Guys?

*sigh* Dammit, good thing I'm quitting WoW for The Old Republic... hopefully they won't have too many "credit farmer" problems...

Cpt_Oblivious:
Best. Advertisements. Ever.

You sure? Writing just "WoW" even further down would be pretty kickass, LOL.

But this is the best advertisement so far, I'll give you that. :D

haha advertisement on tits, this is hilarious
granted those are very impressive

Awesome

That is all

There are certain things that should not be used for advertisements and breasts are not meant to be used for adspace. Especially if that woman wants to be a porn star.

CantFaketheFunk:

A shame. She's ruining what looks like (to the porn-trained eye) a perfectly fine pair of hooters. Because, y'know, when I'm watching porn I totally want to be reminded that my Druid could really use a Traveler's Tundra Mammoth.

You have exceedingly low standards, my friend.

But I must admit - your mad euphemism skills cannot be denied.

fucking wow.... well first the person has to watch her i guess... and to be honest, never heard of her.

Buttt i can see it now

*fapping* "OH MY GAWD SHE HAS A WOW GOLD SITE... ON HER TIT! *goes to the website... while still watching and... you know* buy gold, because of her. DONE!"

OH OH OH they should do that... make like a reference or something on the website, makes it cheaper!

This is nothing less than marketing genius.

MaxTheReaper:

CantFaketheFunk:

A shame. She's ruining what looks like (to the porn-trained eye) a perfectly fine pair of hooters. Because, y'know, when I'm watching porn I totally want to be reminded that my Druid could really use a Traveler's Tundra Mammoth.

You have exceedingly low standards, my friend.

But I must admit - your mad euphemism skills cannot be denied.

I didn't say they looked stellar. They looked perfectly fine. Which they do :P

rekabdarb:
fucking wow.... well first the person has to watch her i guess... and to be honest, never heard of her

I hadn't heard of her either, but now I have and now I shall investigate.

CantFaketheFunk:

MaxTheReaper:

CantFaketheFunk:

A shame. She's ruining what looks like (to the porn-trained eye) a perfectly fine pair of hooters. Because, y'know, when I'm watching porn I totally want to be reminded that my Druid could really use a Traveler's Tundra Mammoth.

You have exceedingly low standards, my friend.

But I must admit - your mad euphemism skills cannot be denied.

I didn't say they looked stellar. They looked perfectly fine. Which they do :P

Speaking of which, how long did you spend trying to get a picture of her with her top on?

Ok, Escapist, I have a proposal:

I am willing to have an advertisement for the Escapist tattoo'd on my substantial man-boobs - "escapistmagazine.com" on one moob, and "we have issues" on the other. I'll do it for a low $100,000. Great deal, huh?

On a more serious note, this is one of the craziest things I've heard about. Actually doing it is one thing, but being paid $500,000? Crazy.

I'd love to hear her say something like "In Soviet Russia, boobs tattoo you!"

Cpt_Oblivious:

rekabdarb:
fucking wow.... well first the person has to watch her i guess... and to be honest, never heard of her

I hadn't heard of her either, but now I have and now I shall investigate.

unfortunately in all honesty i do want to see this now and i will find it

bue519:
I think this says more about the people play Wow than her.

Good one. [lol]

Well thats more than enough to hook any straight man playing WoW. Boobs = great advertisements there is no denying that.

Interesting, I must google her now, with the safety off.

bue519:
I think this says more about the people play Wow than her.

sad face =( i don't do shit like that but still sad face. but yeah

ZeroMachine:

So apparently she doesn't know that those sites are frowned upon by the majority of the WoW community?

yeah their not really frowned upon... just people don't USUALLY spend real money to buy fake gold (although 80% of my guild has)

Well this is a...How should I say...interesting way to advertise. Seeing as there are two of them, I'd think they're are not the peanut butter nor the jelly, but the bread in all this.

Me as one person, I don't watch porn and if I did, seeing them while she's having sex wouldn't seem appealing to me. It would make me still not want to play World of Warcraft. But whatever, she got paid a whole lot and she can remove it after two years and it might attract more players.

Right, all gamers are into porn featuring chicks.

This is funny as hell but does anyone really want to watch porn when there are adverts all over her tits?

Must.... concentrate... on wri---writing this.... must res---resist looking...at... boobs..

But why would you have a URL on your body, you're stuck with it for your life.

And as much as I love boobs, seeing WOW on them won't make me suddenly start a subscription.

Thats awesome. It made me laugh. And i can't think of a better place to advertise WoW than porn. Hopefully, this will stop retards from playing the old republic

ZeroMachine:

So apparently she doesn't know that those sites are frowned upon by the majority of the WoW community? I mean, I doubt seeing a gold-farmer's address on a big pair of hoo-haas will make gamers go back on their word to earn their gold.

I mean, I seriously hope not.

Seriously guys.

Guys? Where are you going?

Guys?

*sigh* Dammit, good thing I'm quitting WoW for The Old Republic... hopefully they won't have too many "credit farmer" problems...

I agree whole heartedly. [Old Republic's gonna be sweet].

I find this hilarious, and I guess it could work.

The real question is, who didn't google her?

EDIT: Don't bother, it's not even worth it.

EDIT x2: Well that explains a lot then doesn't it?

but yeah apparently it's fake

ChromeAlchemist:
I find this hilarious, and I guess it could work.

The real question is, who didn't google her?

psh not me >.>

Wow. Just... Wow. Advertising has officially entered the realm of hilariously retarded. I knew people in PR/marketing industry are crazy,but that... I can't really say anything else.

But wait,i do have one thing to say. ...stonking great TITS.

Oh dear...Any videos I watch with her in it are going to be slightly ruined by the thought of WoW popping into my head. Thats going to put me right off.

rekabdarb:

bue519:
I think this says more about the people play Wow than her.

sad face =( i don't do shit like that but still sad face. but yeah

I just think its hard to imagine the brainstorming session that came up with this idea. Hmmmm how can we reach more WoW subscribers? Boooobs!

...I don't know whether this is a strategic yet genius marketing strategy for all the lonely WoW junkies like me, or hilarious trolling technique. XD

AWESOME. If I had a girlfriend I'd make her do that.

Funny how the last part of that sentence explains the first part.

wow porn and wow gold sellers
two spams in one

damn cant find her website anywhere....

good idea I guess

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