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Presenting the Zero Punctuation Critter Plushie!

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Ever thought, after watching that week's Zero Punctuation, "Gee, I'd really love a stuffed plush of that wacky li'l critter, where can I get one?" No? Well that's about to change.

What exactly is it about tiny evil imps that makes them oh-so-huggable? Well, we here at The Escapist aren't sure, but damned if they aren't adorable. This may require rigorous scientific testing, and you out there in Internet Land might just be able to help out!

After ordering your adorable 8" high plush from the official Escapist store and waiting for delivery, why not make like Yahtzee and dress the little guy up? Put a scarf on him. Or a helmet. And then give him lots and lots of love and hugs.

And then report your findings. Take a picture! Remember, for each and every one of these adorable little fellers that gets a good home, The Escapist will, like... I don't know. We'll give virtual internet cookies to homeless orphan puppies or something like that. That sounds good, right?

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BUT DOES IT COME WITH HATS?

If not will there be DLC for hats?

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I think I just found the new chew toy for my dog.

Gone Gonzo
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Took you guys long enough. And in 2 more months you'll realize it's also a nice idea to do a "Yahtzee plushie"(the in-ZP version of Yahtzee).

I have a better selling pitch though: "For every imp you buy, we'll make Yahtzee review a JRPG OR MMORPG".

...Poor guy...

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I daaaawwwwwwwwww'd

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Oh man.
It is kind of adorable.

SirSchmoopy:
BUT DOES IT COME WITH HATS?

If not will there be DLC for hats?

How come you get to be an Epic Lumberjack and I'm stuck inside, tending to the books and shit?

Gone Gonzo
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I'd buy it, if it didn't look kinda rubbish =/

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It looks rather poor quality to be honest, like a fan made it in a hurry or something.

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WrongSprite:
I'd buy it, if it didn't look kinda rubbish =/

Cartoon characters always look shit once they become 3D. Despite this I'd still buy one of these guys.

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Will the arms, legs, and head be Velcro'd on, so you can simulate some of the animation in the videos?

Gone Gonzo
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I'd buy it... If SplitReason didn't charge ridiculous amounts for oversea shipping. Seriously, I'm not paying an extra Ģ7 just for shipping and then waiting 4 to 12 weeks. I would love one though.

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i do love soft things...

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:O

i want one!

*starts saving up money*

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Awesome

that is all

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I want onnnnne!

Gone Gonzo
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Make the head removable and you got yourself a sale! Or at least flip top head.

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Will Ben do a review of it ?

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sky14kemea:
:O

i want one!

*starts saving up money*

this

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MaxTheReaper:
Oh man.
It is kind of adorable.

SirSchmoopy:
BUT DOES IT COME WITH HATS?

If not will there be DLC for hats?

How come you get to be an Epic Lumberjack and I'm stuck inside, tending to the books and shit?

god, he can't be a lumberjack, that's not a real class.

anyway, i would get one, but im fairly sure that it will cost extra for shipping to the UK, and i have exactly 0 moneys.

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A bit too thin. If it was more plump, who knows...

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cool. I remember seeing one on one the escapist show episodes.

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I'm no big Yahtzee fan, but I've always been fond of his "critter" design. Might order one sooner or later.

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As featured in this week's The Escapist Show.

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razer17:

MaxTheReaper:
Oh man.
It is kind of adorable.

SirSchmoopy:
BUT DOES IT COME WITH HATS?

If not will there be DLC for hats?

How come you get to be an Epic Lumberjack and I'm stuck inside, tending to the books and shit?

god, he can't be a lumberjack, that's not a real class.

anyway, i would get one, but im fairly sure that it will cost extra for shipping to the UK, and i have exactly 0 moneys.

same position, ;(

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WrongSprite:
I'd buy it, if it didn't look kinda rubbish =/

Blasphemer!

Gone Gonzo
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Awsome, I'm definitly going to get my baby brother one of these!

Now, if only they made those "professional troll" shirts in his size...............

Gone Gonzo
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How long before they go out of stock? XD

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Gone Gonzo
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Something to vent my anger on, I take it. Thatīs good. I bet even Yahtzee likes it, or not.

MaxTheReaper:

SirSchmoopy:
BUT DOES IT COME WITH HATS?

If not will there be DLC for hats?

How come you get to be an Epic Lumberjack and I'm stuck inside, tending to the books and shit?

How come you get to be an Archivist, while I can only wish I were somebody? Lifeīs not fair.

Now I really need that plushie.

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Adorable. I really need to save up my money for this huge amount of awesomeness!

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Gone Gonzo
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*Add to cart.

Gone Gonzo
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Needs a detachable head and limbs... and a sweet hat...

Abedeus:
A bit too thin. If it was more plump, who knows...

Also this, maybe a mark II is needed?

Gone Gonzo
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You guys should have the Monkey Island spoilers:

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SirSchmoopy:
BUT DOES IT COME WITH HATS?

If not will there be DLC for hats?

Who the hell can't find a Trilby?

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Indigo_Dingo:

SirSchmoopy:
BUT DOES IT COME WITH HATS?

If not will there be DLC for hats?

Who the hell can't find a Trilby?

The blind

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