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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4726 Joined: 20 Mar 2009     | That is possibly the greatest pillow ever invented. Look at that quality. Wonder if it will actually eat your head? Gotta admit, that would be awesome! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1905 Joined: 24 Jan 2008     | AWESOME. Someone needs to make an ad for it. "What's the matter Timmy? Is that Old uncomfortable pillow not letting you sleep in peace? THEN YOU NEED THE SARLAAC PILLOW! That's right! Sleep for 3000 years as the Sarlaac pillow comforts you and sends you to dream land with heavenly dreams! ORDER NOW FOR JUST 3 EASY PAYMENTS OF 5.99! BUT ORDER IN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES AND WE'LL CHARGE YOU NOT THREE PAYMENTS! BUT TWO PAYMENTS OF 5.99, AS WELL AS AN EXTRA SARLAAC PILLOW! CALL 1-800-SARLAAC-DREAMS FOR YOUR VERY OWN SARLAAC PILLOW!" *shipping and handling charges not applied. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2960 Joined: 8 Jun 2009    | Sounds... Ermm... Interesting... |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 521 Joined: 30 Apr 2009     |
Fixed |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 364 Joined: 22 Apr 2009  | It doesn't really look like the Sarlaac on first impression, but the Boba Fett helmet is a nice touch. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 536 Joined: 23 Apr 2008    | Words can not describe the geekiness. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2482 Joined: 6 Apr 2009     | I want it. Why? I don't know. But that is an epic pillow. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1806 Joined: 26 Mar 2009     | I found myself disgusted yesterday cause Return of the Jedi was on TV and it actualy showed the Sarlaac as a giant worm coming out from the pit. Looked incredibly stupid. The original was so much better when it was just tongues. Oh, and neat pillow. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1964 Joined: 24 Sep 2008   | That's bullshit, they should have modeled it after the old Sarlaac and not the stupid Special Edition one. Not a nerd. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4970 Joined: 29 Jun 2008  | That just won me over. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 601 Joined: 8 Nov 2008   |
Yes it is Awesome. Pure awesome. I'd love to have that pillow. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1473 Joined: 6 Feb 2008  | At first glance I just thought it was a pillow with an assortment of penny sweets on it |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 724 Joined: 23 Jun 2009    | Looking at this pillow makes my teeth hurt a little bit... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3913 Joined: 17 Feb 2008   | The bounty hunters helmet is a nice touch, but I wonder how large this is? If it's just the size of a normal pillow I'd find on my bed (65cm width x 41cms length x 15cms height, approx.), then I'm not very interested, still impressed but I wouldn't buy it. EDIT:
God no. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 367 Joined: 8 Jan 2009  | This is both terrifying and brilliant. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2990 Joined: 13 Aug 2008    | Am I the only one who finds this fairly disturbing? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1647 Joined: 10 Sep 2008   |
Even more fixed. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2934 Joined: 4 Oct 2008  |
We'll miss you, Billy Mays. |
Master Archivist  Posts: 9225 Joined: 5 Mar 2009    |
Nope, there is something creepy about it. |
BANNED  Posts: 1250 Joined: 24 Mar 2009   | That is the greatest thing ever. |
Beat Writer Posts: 207 Joined: 24 Feb 2009   | I never got this, does the sarlac somehow keep you alive for 1000 years to digest you, or does it just take that long to absorb your flesh? And if that was the case, it must be something along the lines of a snake, who would only actually eat once every few years to prevent energy consumption, so why would it allow Jaba to keep throwing things into it to eat? Hmmmm.... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2934 Joined: 4 Oct 2008 |
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes/And other science facts,/Just repeat to yourself "It's just a show, I should really just relax... |
Beat Writer Posts: 207 Joined: 24 Feb 2009 |
I'm not sure if you saw Star Wars, but this happened a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, so if this is the case, there are good men possibly still being digested out there! God only knows how many sarlac there really are... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2934 Joined: 4 Oct 2008 |
Wait, if there's more than one sarlacc, does that mean they're sarlaccs, or sarlacci? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1282 Joined: 14 Apr 2009     | I believe that this product could actually be the best thing since sliced bread. |
Beat Writer Posts: 207 Joined: 24 Feb 2009 |
Yes, that would suggest they breed, meaning they must possess the ability to burrow or leave the pit at some point during its life cycle, perhaps Jabba's sarlac stays there because of some degree of domestication? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4887 Joined: 10 Jan 2009 | I don't like it: it looks ugly. Still, it's hilarious to see these fan-made products. |
On the Record  Posts: 5883 Joined: 7 Mar 2008  | wonder if they'll sell the patterns, if so then i got more work for my mom to do |
Muckraker  Posts: 294 Joined: 6 Jun 2009   | So fucking cool |
Beat Writer  Posts: 156 Joined: 20 Dec 2008   | Doesn't look much like the sarlaac. It looks a bit too gynecological for my tastes. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1277 Joined: 21 Apr 2009  | Any one else think that the tentacles look like gummy worms.
But there are tentacles and we all know that Vaginas never have tentacle anywhere near them..... eww *Goes to wash self multiple times* |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 663 Joined: 14 Nov 2008   | Looks like a sex toy to me. A really fucked up one but then again what sex toy isn't fucked up to begin with. |
Muckraker  Posts: 319 Joined: 13 Dec 2008    |
Nope, they reproduce by spores. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2563 Joined: 10 May 2009 | Oh that is so stupid. |
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Sarlaac Pillow Will Eat Your Head
Geekdom and soft furnishing collide in a pillow that will digest you over a thousand years.
There's something positively Lovecraftian about the Sarlaac from Return of the Jedi. A ancient creature that dwells at the bottom of a pit - or possibly is the pit - with a disgestive system that takes centuries to finish you off.
So what do you do with a creature that is indescribably horrible? You guessed it, make it plush. Created for the Stitch Wars exhibition at the Bear & Bird gallery in Lauderhill, Florida - located above a comic book store just to make this extra geeky - which opens later this month, and is just one of dozens of pieces.
If they're all as good as this one, and this is very good indeed, it'll be an exhibition worth seeing. I especially want to see all the plush Vaders.
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