WoW Player Threatens to Hijack Plane

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CantFaketheFunk:

S3anyBoy:
Intention not attention, this is the real terrorism; misspelling and terrible grammar.

It's been a long morning. Give me a break :P

just ignore grammar Nazis it only makes them happy when you say anything apologetic

Haha, oh wow. I'm sharing this with as many people as possible.

CantFaketheFunk:

Ten bucks says he was a Blood Elf Death Knight.

Oh you son of a... <rushes off to reroll his Belf DK>
Sounds more like an Ally thing though.

Zeithri:
He just wanted the attention because clearly, he might have some psychological issue that the proper authorities just neglect.

Because hi-jacking a plane is a cry for help... Exactly how this has occurred through negligence on the 'authorities' behalf is beyond my understanding.

Rajin Cajun:
I hope they throw the stupid little shit into Gitmo and waterboard him to death.

No, don't kill him, he has his whole life to suffer the results of this foolishness. Suffering is better.

Ghostkai:
Why are people blaming MMO's or WoW? The guy's clearly just a bit.... mental.
WoW and terrorism? I can't see the link.

Dailies, dailies cause terrorism!

logiman:
Recently, i started playing as a Holy Priest in WoW, and sometimes, when the raid leadear pisses me off, of i`m just bored, I pretend I`m having a heart attack at my PC, When the boss is at 4% of less of his total HP, with no phone and I stop healing and we all die (in-game).
Just for the fun of it.
So, I can say anything I want in-game and no one gives a fuck. They wips me, "Aren`t you dead or something?"

I don't know whether to pin the [Asshole Badge] on you or not, because as a healer you are rare and should be protected.

GamerPhate:
The reason stuff like this happens is that society just sucks. People get beat up at school or what ever, and you know give the little guy a gun and he can take out that arse hole jock that has been ruing his life. Not that I am advocating anything like that. But people need to look at things like what happened at Columbine.. and not make more weapon laws.. but make it so there is no need for the weapons... although convincing some douche that is a bully in H.S. to stop being a prick is like telling him to forget how he was abused by his step-dad.. its not going to happen.

Don't bring your common-sense and life experience here, does this like a place of learning and understanding? ;)

This whole event will be funnier yet if the FBI discovers that the person making the threats through his character was his pissed-off little brother. The moral here - be nice to siblings, you never know how they can fuck your life up.

Wow... Dumb.

About sums it up. Seriously... Nobody has a sense of humor about this kind of crap, least of all the government.

CantFaketheFunk:
WoW Player Threatens to Hijack Plane

Ten bucks says he was a Blood Elf Death Knight.

My blood cries out for the vengeance of my people's blood, which can only be repaid with twice as much blood! Or maybe three times as much blood! Like, if you went to hell and it was full of blood, and that blood was on fire, and it was raining blood, then maybe THAT would be enough blood. But, uh... probably not.

Quoted from the Blood Elf Mage hero in WC3:TFT.

Maybe he was playing on an RP:PVP server and just got a little too immersed in the game.

Anoctris:

CantFaketheFunk:

Ten bucks says he was a Blood Elf Death Knight.

Oh you son of a... <rushes off to reroll his Belf DK>
Sounds more like an Ally thing though.

Zeithri:
He just wanted the attention because clearly, he might have some psychological issue that the proper authorities just neglect.

Because hi-jacking a plane is a cry for help... Exactly how this has occurred through negligence on the 'authorities' behalf is beyond my understanding.

Rajin Cajun:
I hope they throw the stupid little shit into Gitmo and waterboard him to death.

No, don't kill him, he has his whole life to suffer the results of this foolishness. Suffering is better.

Ghostkai:
Why are people blaming MMO's or WoW? The guy's clearly just a bit.... mental.
WoW and terrorism? I can't see the link.

Dailies, dailies cause terrorism!

logiman:
Recently, i started playing as a Holy Priest in WoW, and sometimes, when the raid leadear pisses me off, of i`m just bored, I pretend I`m having a heart attack at my PC, When the boss is at 4% of less of his total HP, with no phone and I stop healing and we all die (in-game).
Just for the fun of it.
So, I can say anything I want in-game and no one gives a fuck. They wips me, "Aren`t you dead or something?"

I don't know whether to pin the [Asshole Badge] on you or not, because as a healer you are rare and should be protected.

GamerPhate:
The reason stuff like this happens is that society just sucks. People get beat up at school or what ever, and you know give the little guy a gun and he can take out that arse hole jock that has been ruing his life. Not that I am advocating anything like that. But people need to look at things like what happened at Columbine.. and not make more weapon laws.. but make it so there is no need for the weapons... although convincing some douche that is a bully in H.S. to stop being a prick is like telling him to forget how he was abused by his step-dad.. its not going to happen.

Don't bring your common-sense and life experience here, does this like a place of learning and understanding? ;)

This whole event will be funnier yet if the FBI discovers that the person making the threats through his character was his pissed-off little brother. The moral here - be nice to siblings, you never know how they can fuck your life up.

Dude, did I say this was my real life story? No, I am just trying to explain the mind's eye of someone that would possibly do something like this. But you're right, it would be funny if it was his little brother or something. And yeah, siblings can be hell.

GamerPhate:

Anoctris:

GamerPhate:
The reason stuff like this happens is that society just sucks. People get beat up at school or what ever, and you know give the little guy a gun and he can take out that arse hole jock that has been ruing his life. Not that I am advocating anything like that. But people need to look at things like what happened at Columbine.. and not make more weapon laws.. but make it so there is no need for the weapons... although convincing some douche that is a bully in H.S. to stop being a prick is like telling him to forget how he was abused by his step-dad.. its not going to happen.

Don't bring your common-sense and life experience here, does this like a place of learning and understanding? ;)

This whole event will be funnier yet if the FBI discovers that the person making the threats through his character was his pissed-off little brother. The moral here - be nice to siblings, you never know how they can fuck your life up.

Dude, did I say this was my real life story? No, I am just trying to explain the mind's eye of someone that would possibly do something like this. But you're right, it would be funny if it was his little brother or something. And yeah, siblings can be hell.

I was actually patting you on the back for an insightful post...LOL?

TheEnglishman:
I blame WOW myself, and most of that multi-online stuff, it's a breeding ground for the evil, insane and deluded.

I'm not deluded.

There are some people who make me lose faith in humanity... it's pretty sad. How could someone be that stupid? It just shouldn't be allowed.

Dimes to dollars he was a night elf hunter.

what a retard!

though i wonder what would happen if say someone posted something that could be misinterpreted, such as:
'me and my buddies are going down to disneyland to have a blast'
i mean obviously meaning to go have fun, but still..

CantFaketheFunk:
Ten bucks says he was a Blood Elf Death Knight.

My favourite part right there.

sheic99:

NoMoreSanity:
No goddamn way this is real, no way someone can be that idiotic. Who actually reveals their evil plans before they commit them, I mean c'mon!

Lex Luthor

Oh wait, you mean in the real world.

I was thinking more along the lines of a James Bond villain but this works.

This is hilarious. Honestly, this can't be real surely?

He made the classic villain mistake-announcement before action.

This is why movie & computer game villains would never get far.

As for terrorists playing wow. Can you imagine a terrorist scout in a region like Afghanistan returning to find the leader playing wow? The leader insists he is swapping hidden messages via code with a cell in Europe, but the scout is not so sure. There seems to be a lot of leveling up and questing with the infidel. The glare of the laptop shines a dim light on the pleased face of the terrorist wow player. The cave is almost completely in darkness.

Fighting the great Satan AND stuff-questing/leveling up in the spare time? Oh those terrorists and their ambition.

That idiot got what he deserved!

CantFaketheFunk:

Ten bucks says he was a Blood Elf Death Knight.

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That ending was so good.

It's good to see an asshole getting pwned even if he was likely just a (chat) troll. I wish the FBI would arrest more of them :P.

...They're going to pin this on WoW itself. Idiot. *facepalm*

NoMoreSanity:
No goddamn way this is real, no way someone can be that idiotic. Who actually reveals their evil plans before they commit them, I mean c'mon!

Batman villains?

NoMoreSanity:
No goddamn way this is real, no way someone can be that idiotic. Who actually reveals their evil plans before they commit them, I mean c'mon!

actually that happened at my school when some kid bragged about he was going to shoot another kid on facebook AS HIS STATUS and he even had the school resource officer on his friends list

Lawl.

Why does the line "TOLD YOU I WAS HARDCORE!" come to my mind?

... Ah well, atleast he was bullshitting everyone, including his own brain.

Sparrow Tag:
... I mean, how many terrorists play WoW? ...

Terrorists need hobbies too, I bet they get just as bored as the next man when they are not out terrorising people.

Darkrai:
Good god. Anyone here still has faith in humanity?

nope

Anoctris:

GamerPhate:

Anoctris:

GamerPhate:
The reason stuff like this happens is that society just sucks. People get beat up at school or what ever, and you know give the little guy a gun and he can take out that arse hole jock that has been ruing his life. Not that I am advocating anything like that. But people need to look at things like what happened at Columbine.. and not make more weapon laws.. but make it so there is no need for the weapons... although convincing some douche that is a bully in H.S. to stop being a prick is like telling him to forget how he was abused by his step-dad.. its not going to happen.

Don't bring your common-sense and life experience here, does this like a place of learning and understanding? ;)

This whole event will be funnier yet if the FBI discovers that the person making the threats through his character was his pissed-off little brother. The moral here - be nice to siblings, you never know how they can fuck your life up.

Dude, did I say this was my real life story? No, I am just trying to explain the mind's eye of someone that would possibly do something like this. But you're right, it would be funny if it was his little brother or something. And yeah, siblings can be hell.

I was actually patting you on the back for an insightful post...LOL?

ahh I didn't pick up on the sarcasm heh.

Crossborder:
I laughed at the fact that the FBI actually listened to a GM from World of Warcraft and seized some kid's computer!

Well, Eleven Million people are on there, easily a few million at any given time in there 24 hours a day, seven days a week, 4 weeks in a month, and so on.

If you wanted to have a place to spill secrets where you think no one would ever look, where would you go? Especially since it's the still hip craze of the moment, which all walks of life take part in.

Darkrai:
Good god. Anyone here still has faith in humanity?

To quote Timmy the Evil

"Haha no silly!"

Humanity is lost. Thats why I play so many videogames.

You American's take things way too seriously.

1)With the current security at airports - WITH WHAT IS HE GOING TO HIJACK THE PLANE WITH !? The invisible level 80 character ?

2)He was most likely just messing around.

Take it easily.

ElArabDeMagnifico:
Oh my god...when the FBI said they were going terrorist hunting in WoW I pointed and laughed - but now the jokes on me.

IT ON YOU PAL HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

ActualOvaltine:
I just hope he hijacks Air Force One when Harrison Ford is president.... GET OFF MY PLANE!

Oh, this made my day.

Wow, and I got flamed badly enough on that game for complaining about the airboat things. (Dam thing left without me!!!)

This guy wins my stupid of the stupid award this week.

He was an idiot declaring what he did but i think their reaction a tiny bit over the top. No terrorist whos actually going to do anything is going to yell about it on WoW, since noone on WoW has time to play and plot to over through the government.

Edit - Wooo 500th post, huzzar for me.

Destal:
This guy just hit the top ten most retarded people in wow ever.

Don't u mean... on the planet. And I don't think he deserves top 10, its an insult to the other 9.

I found this hilarious. I wonder if he was kidding or serious. If he was serious, then thank god he's a moron.

Internet is fucking serious business guize, said the FBI agent.

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