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Fancy being the Dark Knight? This rather snazzy motorcycle gear could a step in the right direction.

Remember that bit in the Dark Knight where Batman is on a motorbike and he's chasing the Joker around Gotham City? How badass did that look?

Motorbikes are pretty cool, very dangerous, but cool nonetheless. By a strange coincidence, Batman is also cool and also very dangerous.

The pictured outfit is a glorious combination of two very cool things, and while it's not the most practical of garments, it exudes some dark magnetism that draws all true geeks too it, falling somewhere between movie prop and cosplay outfit.

Seriously, just add a cape and a mask and you're good to go.

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They don't do suits for fat midgets do they.

I want one.

sirdanrhodes:
They don't do suits for fat midgets do they.

Hmmm.....penguin costume maybe? You'll only understand that if you like batman.

Don't care. Give me a Joker make-up kit with suit and scarring knife.

Get back to me when they put out a high-quality TwoFace mask.

Wow that's really cool
Hey wait what's the price on this really cool suit?

How is a woman supposed to wear that suit?

My God, why is all this cool stuff coming out all at once?

No quote on the price tag? Normal bike suits are expensive enough this one might be a bit much. Pretty cool, i wonder how well ventilated it is, also those fore-arm spikes better not be solid thats a good way to break both forearms in a crash.

Interesting, though honestly I can't see many people actually wearing that for riding around on a bike, except maybe at Halloween.

I suspect the article writer is correct, it's probably going to be used mostly by some rich nerd for Cosplay, or by some equally rich festishist for budoir/basement RP with their signifigant other(s).

>>>>----Therumancer--->

I think I see a type-o cat! I did! I did see a type-o cat!

Cap instead of cape

just thought I'd be a dick and point that out. Also, that was one terrible tweety impressopn huh?

Edit: You guys are quick

Boy, I'm glad they'll go with my black plastic glasses. Or will I look like a nerd that way too?

Just fucking great!

Now I have to go and buy a motorcycle

only if they helghaust armor

I hope it actually protects you from crashes...

odubya23:
Boy, I'm glad they'll go with my black plastic glasses. Or will I look like a nerd that way too?

:) If your already riding round in a detailed replica of Batman's armoured gear, I doubt people will be judging you for the glasses.

Seriously though,those leather trousers would finish off my vigilante outfit quite nicely.

Note: I am NOT a vigilante, and if I were planning a career in vigilantism, I'd probably be posting it under a cooler name, like "MANBAT".

I was going to make some witty crack, but then I decided to make this Venn Diagram of how I felt about this jacket instead.

Is it just me, or does the outfit have a face?
A SCARY face.

Oh. My. God.

I would do horrible unspeakable things to get that suit.

dragonsatemymarbles:
Is it just me, or does the outfit have a face?
A SCARY face.

Okay glad i'm not the only one. Thats the first thing I noticed about it.

That's pretty cool. Though I could go without the torso-face.

Damn when I read the title I thought it was actually a batman motorcycle.

WrongSprite:

sirdanrhodes:
They don't do suits for fat midgets do they.

Hmmm.....penguin costume maybe? You'll only understand that if you like batman.

I am not a big fan, but get the joke.

I would, well I would so get this, though I'd probably cut off the talons, unless there metal, then I would happily wear them to cut cars that cut me off. Also I'd have a valid excuse to shout "to the batmobile" :D.

I want one. I want one now. HOW MUCH DOES IT COST?!
It'll go nicely with my Batarang come august.

I want one!, I don't have a motorbike, but I have a wonderful selection of Mountain Bikes. Maybe I could ride at night. Through Brixton striking fear in the hearts of all the muggers.

Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na Batman! This will be ludicrously expensive.

This came just in the nick of time, I was about to start my motorcycle vigilante job. I would've looked ridiculous without this.

Just think of the adverts "Crime wave hits the city? You love interest captured by a psychopath? Bested Bike gear ruined?"

I would have one though, when I learn to ride a motorcycle that is

Damn, that's pretty cool in a nerdy kind of way. This almost makes me want to learn to motorcycle. It is badass though even for a non-biker like me.

Since it I was five years old, it has been my dream to be batman. I need this fucking suit, and a nightstick... and some really good luck...

woem:
How is a woman supposed to wear that suit?

With really really squished boobs.
Unless she's not really blessed in that area...then: Easily!

On topic, this is pretty bad-ass.
I'd probably actually wear that riding around, but I'd take off the arm spikes.

I personally wouldn't be caught dead in one of those suits. unless someone killed me and put me in one. but that would be cheating.
surely it would be pointless to wear stuff like that while on an M/C
and this is coming from the guy that wants to wear a suit of specially designed armour all the time... (and no, it's not Master Chief's Mk 6. I design better armour myself)

Wow..that looks awesome. As with others though, I dread to see the price tag.

pimppeter2:
I think I see a type-o cat! I did! I did see a type-o cat!

Cap instead of cape

just thought I'd be a dick and point that out. Also, that was one terrible tweety impressopn huh?

Edit: You guys are quick

Impressopn? Oh dear! Irony strikes again it seems.

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