Male 7th Heaven Fans Likely to be Infected by Malware

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Male 7th Heaven Fans Likely to be Infected by Malware

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Because why else would a male be watching 7th Heaven other than to ogle at Jessica Biel?

A McAfee annual survey has named Jessica Biel this year's most likely celebrity to net web surfers a malware infection. Downloading Jessica Biel "wallpapers, screensavers, photos, and videos" could lead to much less joy than previously anticipated.

In fact, there is a one-in-five chance that an internet search for Jessica Biel will lead to a site hosting "spyware, malware, viruses, adware, spam, or phishing scams." In Jessica's defense, just about any search seems to have the same chance for me.

McAfee pointed out that Jessica Biel screensavers are a particularly troubling item, giving downloaders just a 50% chance to remain uninfected. So, maybe it would be best to stick to starfield to avoid burn-in for now. I just feel bad for all those wholesome 7th Heaven fans simply looking for a sweet church-going girl to grace their computer screens.

According to McAfee Avert Labs VP Jeff Green, cybercriminals follow celebrity popularity to determine what types of media to disguise malicious software in. I can just imagine how many must follow TMZ like hawks.

On a side note, Jessica Biel is going to be in the upcoming Thor movie according to her IMDb, which will undoubtedly bring her to the top of the list again for the year the movie releases, assuming it's not terrible. This also makes her much cooler.

Source: Ars Technica

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What in the name of the 7th Hell is 7th Heaven?

Also..A Thor movie? Awww...

oliveira8:
Whta the hell is 7th Heaven?

Who the hell is Jessica Biel?

Doug:

oliveira8:
What the hell is 7th Heaven?

Who the hell is Jessica Biel?

Someone that infects your PC with MalWare apparently.

She a good looking chick, but she's more popular then Megan Fox???

tehroc:
She a good looking chick, but she's more popular then Megan Fox???

EVERYONE is and should be more popular than Megan Fox.

"Male 7th Heaven Fans"... I suppose that in an boundless, infinite universe something like that might even exist.

Seriously though, how many people still download screensavers? I suppose that those that do, without using an antivirus (they are stard executable files after all) deservs a blanked HD.

lwm3398:

tehroc:
She a good looking chick, but she's more popular then Megan Fox???

EVERYONE is and should be more popular than Megan Fox.

Thank you. Megan Fox is just a pawn of the media, the only difference is that she realizes she's being exploited (being a "hot" woman, according to the media, and all that) and accepts it. Quite advanced for a person of her magnitude.

Viruzzo:
"Male 7th Heaven Fans"... I suppose that in an boundless, infinite universe something like that might even exist.

It exists, it's called "being gay" "being insane."

scifidownbeat:

lwm3398:

tehroc:
She a good looking chick, but she's more popular then Megan Fox???

EVERYONE is and should be more popular than Megan Fox.

Thank you. Megan Fox is just a pawn of the media, the only difference is that she realizes she's being exploited (being a "hot" woman, according to the media, and all that) and accepts it. Quite advanced for a person of her magnitude.

Don't get me wrong, I liked both Transformers movies, and I think Megan is a very pretty girl, But I was just saying what so many would say. I go against my own opinions for humor sometimes. *Shrug* For teh lols, to put in a way that makes me wanna puke.

oliveira8:

Doug:

oliveira8:
What the hell is 7th Heaven?

Who the hell is Jessica Biel?

Someone that infects your PC with MalWare apparently.

What a bitch!

Geez, that's not a particularly flattering pic of her up there.

lwm3398:

scifidownbeat:

lwm3398:

tehroc:
She a good looking chick, but she's more popular then Megan Fox???

EVERYONE is and should be more popular than Megan Fox.

Thank you. Megan Fox is just a pawn of the media, the only difference is that she realizes she's being exploited (being a "hot" woman, according to the media, and all that) and accepts it. Quite advanced for a person of her magnitude.

Don't get me wrong, I liked both Transformers movies, and I think Megan is a very pretty girl, But I was just saying what so many would say. I go against my own opinions for humor sometimes. *Shrug* For teh lols, to put in a way that makes me wanna puke.

What artists do for their art... *sigh*

She's a 6, IMO. I liked the Transformers movies because of the action and explosions, not because of some mildly good looking girl flashing her body all over the screen. Gawd... Michael motherfucking Bay...

lwm3398:

tehroc:
She a good looking chick, but she's more popular then Megan Fox???

EVERYONE is and should be more popular than Megan Fox.

The only good thing about Megan Fox, is she has my name tatoo'd on her midriff. Other than that, she's a terrible actress, who could be a poster child for the talentless but good looking, wave of celebrities that infects American society.

scifidownbeat:

lwm3398:

scifidownbeat:

lwm3398:

tehroc:
She a good looking chick, but she's more popular then Megan Fox???

EVERYONE is and should be more popular than Megan Fox.

Thank you. Megan Fox is just a pawn of the media, the only difference is that she realizes she's being exploited (being a "hot" woman, according to the media, and all that) and accepts it. Quite advanced for a person of her magnitude.

Don't get me wrong, I liked both Transformers movies, and I think Megan is a very pretty girl, But I was just saying what so many would say. I go against my own opinions for humor sometimes. *Shrug* For teh lols, to put in a way that makes me wanna puke.

What artists do for their art... *sigh*

She's a 6, IMO. I liked the Transformers movies because of the action and explosions, not because of some mildly good looking girl flashing her body all over the screen. Gawd... Michael motherfucking Bay...

Yeah, I liked it because of the action too. Of course not because of Megan Fox. I just meant that my standards aren't exactly high when it comes to many other people's opinions.

lwm3398:

tehroc:
She a good looking chick, but she's more popular then Megan Fox???

EVERYONE is and should be more popular than Megan Fox.

My vote goes that she is the next Angelina Jolie.
Anyways Jewel Statie is much better looking.

I dare not to surf for Megan Fox now.

oliveira8:
What in the name of the 7th Hell is 7th Heaven?

It's an hour-long drama about a preacher's family.

Unsurprisingly, given what I just said about it, it is awful.

Also, her nose bothers me.

scifidownbeat:

She's a 6, IMO.

Ech...I'd say 3.
At best.
If we're going to be using numbers to label attractiveness.

MaxTheReaper:

oliveira8:
What in the name of the 7th Hell is 7th Heaven?

It's an hour-long drama about a preacher's family.

Unsurprisingly, given what I just said about it, it is awful.

Also, her nose bothers me.

Sooooo...why does it have 11 seasons and was on air for more than 10 years!! WHILE FIREFLY ONLY HAS 1 SEASON!!!

Damn you FOX!

oliveira8:

Sooooo...why does it have 11 seasons and was on air for more than 10 years!! WHILE FIREFLY ONLY HAS 1 SEASON!!!

Damn you FOX!

Because it's "morally correct," politically correct shit?
Good TV rarely lasts.

MaxTheReaper:

oliveira8:

Sooooo...why does it have 11 seasons and was on air for more than 10 years!! WHILE FIREFLY ONLY HAS 1 SEASON!!!

Damn you FOX!

Because it's "morally correct," politically correct shit?
Good TV rarely lasts.

But...but...It has a 4.5 rating on imdb...and it never came out of the States....Your TV sucks ya know. It should burn in the 7th ring of hell...FOREVER!

oliveira8:

But...but...It has a 4.5 rating on imdb...and it never came out of the States....Your TV sucks ya know. It should burn in the 7th ring of hell...FOREVER!

Why do you think I don't watch TV anymore?

MaxTheReaper:

oliveira8:

But...but...It has a 4.5 rating on imdb...and it never came out of the States....Your TV sucks ya know. It should burn in the 7th ring of hell...FOREVER!

Why do you think I don't watch TV anymore?

Cause it's burning in the 7th ring of hell?

MaxTheReaper:

scifidownbeat:

She's a 6, IMO.

Ech...I'd say 3.
At best.
If we're going to be using numbers to label attractiveness.

While I do agree that Fox is overrated, Max is not a good juror for anything regarding women.

lwm3398:

tehroc:
She a good looking chick, but she's more popular then Megan Fox???

EVERYONE is and should be more popular than Megan Fox.

What if we swapped Megan Fox's mind with, say, whoever this woman is.

oliveira8:

Cause it's burning in the 7th ring of hell?

...Sure, okay.

Specter_:

While I do agree that Fox is overrated, Max is not a good juror for anything regarding women.

That's because I have standards.

See, this is why I google Bianca Beauchamp.

MaxTheReaper:

oliveira8:
What in the name of the 7th Hell is 7th Heaven?

It's an hour-long drama about a preacher's family.

Unsurprisingly, given what I just said about it, it is awful.

Also, her nose bothers me.

scifidownbeat:

She's a 6, IMO.

Ech...I'd say 3.
At best.
If we're going to be using numbers to label attractiveness.

She'd look better if she were on fire.

Commander Breetai:

She'd look better if she were on fire.

Well, she'd look more interesting, if nothing else.

MaxTheReaper:

Commander Breetai:

She'd look better if she were on fire.

Well, she'd look more interesting, if nothing else.

Dude, she looks like Captain Murphy with a wig.

Commander Breetai:

Dude, she looks like Captain Murphy with a wig.

*snrk*
I figure we just have different definitions of "better."
I thought you were into burn victims or something.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

MaxTheReaper:

Specter_:

While I do agree that Fox is overrated, Max is not a good juror for anything regarding women.

That's because I have standards.

It's because it's time for you to come out of the Closet to Narnia and realize how awesome women can be :P

Tom Goldman:

Because why else would a male be watching 7th Heaven other than to ogle at Jessica Biel?

to ogle Beverly Mitchell?

Specter_:

It's because it's time for you to come out of the Closet to Narnia and realize how awesome women can be :P

...All of my friends are girls.
Megan Fox is just unattractive.

MaxTheReaper:

Specter_:

It's because it's time for you to come out of the Closet to Narnia and realize how awesome women can be :P

...All of my friends are girls.

I'm guessing "be friends with them" is not what Specter meant by "realize how awesome women can be."

I have a small issue with the title, there could be a few lesbians who tried to download Jessica Biel wallpapers, in fact, I'd bet that there are more lesbians who downloaded it than males.

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