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Chinese Inventor Builds Oil Barrel Submarine

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Proving that a bit of determination can go a long way, 34-year-old amateur Chinese inventor Tao Xiangli has built a functional electric submarine.

Utilizing old oil barrels and second-hand tools, Xiangli spent two years and 30,000 yuan (the equivalent of $4,385 USD) constructing the sub, which, according to China Daily, comes equipped with a periscope, electric motor, two propellers, and a depth control tank.

Xiangli has acquired government permission to test his sub in a lake outside of Beijing, and is currently trying his hardest not to sink.

Reading the report on what features the sub supports, I notice one glaring omission: An onboard air supply. Unless "Tao Xiangli" is Chinese for Aquaman, don't expect him to be trolling the Marianas Trench for signs of the Old Gods, or launching nukes off the coast of Vladivostok. Still, this is way more impressive than the volcano you built out of Papier-mâché in the third grade.

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"Shortly after unveiling his submarine, Tao expressed his interest to attach a drill with black powder charges and attempt to sink a wooden sailing ship."

(Props to whoever gets that.)

I can't help be in awe of the seemingly infinite Asian innovation, and yet wonder "why?"

I've got to admit, thats pretty awesome.

Strategia:
"Shortly after unveiling his submarine, Tao expressed his interest to attach a drill with black powder charges and attempt to sink a wooden sailing ship."

(Props to whoever gets that.)

I kinda thought this resembled the Turtle. :)

Earnest Cavalli:
Xiangli has acquired government permission to test his sub in a lake outside of Beijing, and is currently trying his hardest not to sink.

Oh so tounge-in-cheek...

Seriously though...all his Asian brethren are busy building robots and this is what he does for China?

... What...?

...Eh, if it keeps him busy...

Strategia:
"Shortly after unveiling his submarine, Tao expressed his interest to attach a drill with black powder charges and attempt to sink a wooden sailing ship."

(Props to whoever gets that.)

Nice.

That barrel reminds me of the dinky submarines you get in the various 2d Final fantasy games.

Earnest Cavalli:
This is way more impressive than the volcano you built out of Papier-mâché in the third grade.

You obviously aren't familiar with my Papier-mâché volcanoes.

shii. I said back in the day, all china has to do to conquer the US is to give everyone a raft and a pitch fork, and even 1% of them making it here alive would be a 100:1 war!

I know this guys plan...

shortly after the unveiling he decides to show off his auto pilot feature. Unfortunately his autopilot was so great that it developed sentience and drowned the pilot.

That thing looks cramped, but other than that it looks better than my boat (rowboat).

Strategia:
"Shortly after unveiling his submarine, Tao expressed his interest to attach a drill with black powder charges and attempt to sink a wooden sailing ship."

(Props to whoever gets that.)

tsb247:

Strategia:
"Shortly after unveiling his submarine, Tao expressed his interest to attach a drill with black powder charges and attempt to sink a wooden sailing ship."

(Props to whoever gets that.)

I kinda thought this resembled the Turtle. :)

Aw you beat me to it.

But how is he going to properly test this thing without a supply of air?

I think he needs to find a girlfriend. I wonder what he does if the sub springs a leak? Does he close the main bulkhead or does he use some glue to plug the hole? Oh well, best of luck their skipper.

They should send the construction plans to North Korea. It could help a lot of people escape that sh*thole.

Now all he needs is a waterfall.

SinisterDeath:
shii. I said back in the day, all china has to do to conquer the US is to give everyone a raft and a pitch fork, and even 1% of them making it here alive would be a 100:1 war!

US population: 307 million
China population: 1346 million

Are you insane?

The lack of onboard air is a bit strange.
Besides which, motorized submersibles designed to be piloted by scuba divers already exist.
Admittedly, they don't have the WH40K aesthetic of this thing. Not trying to belittle it or anything, don't get me wrong.

Strategia:
"Shortly after unveiling his submarine, Tao expressed his interest to attach a drill with black powder charges and attempt to sink a wooden sailing ship."

(Props to whoever gets that.)

Wasn't there some nutty old scheme to do exactly that with some primitive submarines in some European war?

That's cool, but $4385? Is the interior gold-plated or something? Seriously, when I look at that photo, all I can think is, "Where'd it all go exactly?"

I dunno, with two years and $4,385 I'm sure I can make one damn impressive Papier-mâché volcano.

And I can only surmise he really wants to go places.

Oh and excuse me but I believe it's Captain Tao Xiangli

matsugawa:
That's cool, but $4385? Is the interior gold-plated or something? Seriously, when I look at that photo, all I can think is, "Where'd it all go exactly?"

Do you realize how much proper insulation, the air tank, the electric motor, and the permit to do it all with is?

*Admiral of the US Navy shits himself with fear*

Gentlemen, we have him.
We have the man to find the Bloop.
Godspeed, sailor.

Crap, I need to step up production of my trash can space ship. I china owns the sea, we must own the air!

Wow, talk about a hobby that can kill. That deathtrap makes the CSS Hunley look like an underwater Volvo.

harhol:

SinisterDeath:
shii. I said back in the day, all china has to do to conquer the US is to give everyone a raft and a pitch fork, and even 1% of them making it here alive would be a 100:1 war!

US population: 307 million
China population: 1346 million

Are you insane?

More likely just bad at fact checking and statistics.

Strategia:
"Shortly after unveiling his submarine, Tao expressed his interest to attach a drill with black powder charges and attempt to sink a wooden sailing ship."

(Props to whoever gets that.)

Hurray for Civil war humor =D

sabotstarr:

Strategia:
"Shortly after unveiling his submarine, Tao expressed his interest to attach a drill with black powder charges and attempt to sink a wooden sailing ship."

(Props to whoever gets that.)

Hurray for Civil war humor =D

That was the Revolutionary War, actually.

I'd say "The Turtle" as well but I've been beaten to it lol

I'm always impressed by the innovative ways people can come up with to waste their money.

Time to speed up production of my lego block battle tank.

somekindarobot:
Wow, talk about a hobby that can kill. That deathtrap makes the CSS Hunley look like an underwater Volvo.

harhol:

SinisterDeath:
shii. I said back in the day, all china has to do to conquer the US is to give everyone a raft and a pitch fork, and even 1% of them making it here alive would be a 100:1 war!

US population: 307 million
China population: 1346 million

Are you insane?

More likely just bad at fact checking and statistics.

Or perhaps just exaggerating. Y'know, cuz China has a lot of people and stuff...
Not everything someone says has to be accurate, especially when you're joking about China invading America with rafts and pitchforks.

fletch_talon:

somekindarobot:
Wow, talk about a hobby that can kill. That deathtrap makes the CSS Hunley look like an underwater Volvo.

harhol:

SinisterDeath:
shii. I said back in the day, all china has to do to conquer the US is to give everyone a raft and a pitch fork, and even 1% of them making it here alive would be a 100:1 war!

US population: 307 million
China population: 1346 million

Are you insane?

More likely just bad at fact checking and statistics.

Or perhaps just exaggerating. Y'know, cuz China has a lot of people and stuff...
Not everything someone says has to be accurate, especially when you're joking about China invading America with rafts and pitchforks.

OMFG, someone actually knows what an exagerated joke is?!

I think the end is nigh.
I'm pretty sure in the big book of world apocalpyse 101, it goes.
Giant Robots,
Chinese taking over america with rafts and pitch forks.
People understanding sarcasm/jokes on the interweb.
'nigh

somekindarobot:
Wow, talk about a hobby that can kill. That deathtrap makes the CSS Hunley look like an underwater Volvo.

If the USS Hunley is a Volvo, this sub would be a poorly made go-kart, or a Geo.

Treblaine:
*Admiral of the US Navy shits himself with fear*

Johnson!
Yes sir!
Get the Admiral a new pair of pants. No trousers!
Sir yes sir!

AceDiamond:

sabotstarr:

Strategia:
"Shortly after unveiling his submarine, Tao expressed his interest to attach a drill with black powder charges and attempt to sink a wooden sailing ship."

(Props to whoever gets that.)

Hurray for Civil war humor =D

That was the Revolutionary War, actually.

I'd say "The Turtle" as well but I've been beaten to it lol

You sure?

SinisterDeath:

fletch_talon:

somekindarobot:
Wow, talk about a hobby that can kill. That deathtrap makes the CSS Hunley look like an underwater Volvo.

harhol:

SinisterDeath:
shii. I said back in the day, all china has to do to conquer the US is to give everyone a raft and a pitch fork, and even 1% of them making it here alive would be a 100:1 war!

US population: 307 million
China population: 1346 million

Are you insane?

More likely just bad at fact checking and statistics.

Or perhaps just exaggerating. Y'know, cuz China has a lot of people and stuff...
Not everything someone says has to be accurate, especially when you're joking about China invading America with rafts and pitchforks.

OMFG, someone actually knows what an exagerated joke is?!

I think the end is nigh.
I'm pretty sure in the big book of world apocalpyse 101, it goes.
Giant Robots,
Chinese taking over america with rafts and pitch forks.
People understanding sarcasm/jokes on the interweb.
nighy
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Fixed it for you.

Shortly after reliving this he disappeared and the Chinese government took credit. sorry

But that is awesome! Hope his oil pressure stays up.

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