The Worst Street Fighter Characters Ever

The Worst Street Fighter Characters Ever

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These ten World Warriors probably won't be making it into Super Street Fighter IV, and we should be thankful for it.

In case you're not familiar with it, Something Awful's WTF, D&D!? series is a hilarious look at some of the, shall we say, more unintentionally amusing Pen-and-Paper RPG sourcebooks we've seen over the years. Last week, the writers took a look at Street Fighter: Contenders, a companion to the Street Fighter pen-and-paper RPG that listed some original characters as alternatives to Ken, Ryu, and Chun-Li.

I don't know whether or not the ten characters featured here are all of the ones in the book (I suspect not) or if these are just the worst of the lot, but one thing remains certain: These characters are stunningly and hilariously awful.

I can't decide which of them is the worst of the worst. Is it the Latino fighter who joined the Army while "looking for ways to make his already gorgeous legs even more attractive"? Is it the 13-year-old girl in the Spanish ninja's body? Is it John McCain with two extra robot arms, the naked interplanetary wrestler, or is it Eric the Red So Fine - possibly the worst name for a fictional character in the entire history of fictional characters.

There may still be five unannounced contenders waiting in the wings for Super Street Fighter IV, but at least we can take comfort in the fact that none of these characters will be showing up - ever again.

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Ahhh broken image is broken OP

CantFaketheFunk:
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Just to get your attention about it

I have the original StreetFighter book as well. Possibly the front cover is the only thing in it worth more than the paper it's printed on.

The Everquest d20 game had more class than this.

Words simply fail to describe how much i'm trying to stop laughing cause I allready tore my throat again shouting today. But I can't stop. It's just so stupid!

[Inaudible whisper]

wo... thats just...wow... horrible

I couldn't help myself but to think this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRnSnfiUI54&feature=related when I saw the character Lady Khan.

You may not have played many Street Fighter games, John. But none of those are real Street Fighter characters.

Flunk:
You may not have played many Street Fighter games, John. But none of those are real Street Fighter characters.

They're characters for the Street Fighter pen-and-paper game. Not the fighting games. Which I am fairly familiar with :P

Actually that guy in the very front of the book's cover looks halfway decent....

Although I doubt going around asking for a new character would be wise.

*Imagines Super Street Fighter Iv Turbo*

Ewwwwwwww.

That was fantastic. I love these guys now, and I'm suing for these two cracked ribs of mine.

1: Reba Miller looks like a man.

2: The Chain looks like..... I don't even know.

3: Legion would be better if he lost an arm.

4: Eric just makes me want to kill him for having "so fine" in his name.

5: Gibson is the only damn one that actually looks like woman.

6: Jackie..... The hell, man?

7:There's only room for one big fucker in street fighter, Bluegrass. His name's E. Honda!

8: Praetorian looks like a homosexual He-Man wannabe.

9: What the hell is up with your eyes, Khan?

10: Is that Shawn Michaels?

wow i don't think i ever saw that book at the local store, i don't have a clue why they'd want to even make a Street Fighter RPG

Xyphon:

Praetorian looks like a homosexual He-Man wannabe.

So he pretty much looks like He-Man?

Those were bad. I have a hard time believing that the people who made that book knew much about the SF games at all.

After reading the 2 guys description..it reminded me of Graham and Paul that do the Unskippable series..

Xyphon:
1: Reba Miller looks like a man.

2: The Chain looks like..... I don't even know.

3: Legion would be better if he lost an arm.

4: Eric just makes me want to kill him for having "so fine" in his name.

5: Gibson is the only damn one that actually looks like woman.

6: Jackie..... The hell, man?

7:There's only room for one big fucker in street fighter, Bluegrass. His name's E. Honda!

8: Praetorian looks like a homosexual He-Man wannabe.

9: What the hell is up with your eyes, Khan?

10: Is that Shawn Michaels?

LOL

so that 13 year-old guy knows how to go the bathroom like a Man now.

 

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