Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 Director: "Every Man Loves Tits"

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This is depressing on so many levels

Kelethor:

Orange Monkey:
It's really Ironic that this weeks issue is about gay gamers isn't it? XD

(speaking as a gay gamer myself, boobs hold no attraction to me, besides the fun poking my female freinds ones to see them shriek and then laugh when they realize it was me... yes i'm very twisted)

Wow...thats just...so EVIL!...i wish straight men had that power, to just go up and poke whatever they like without the risk of getting slapped. imagine if one day you just went up to a girl you did that to and said "hey, guesss what, im really straight! Surprise!"

Gay people have all sorts of cool powers :}

Haha yeah all my straight freinds get this unbelievably jealous/shocked look whenever i do it XD

If you think that's cool, you should see our power ability to get girls to make out in return of guys making out, fun for every sexuality possible ^_^ (with the possible exception of zoophiliacs)

TsunamiWombat:
I am a man. I like tits. I don't like YOUR tits sir. Your tits are oversized, rubbery, and make me feel EMBARASSED to like tits. You've made me feel embarassed for liking tits, happy?

Someone take the franchise away from these goddamned morons and put it back on track.

I agree with this bloke.

The game is called Ninja Gaiden, where does tits come into it (there isn't even a t :) )?

Well, the politically correct statement would be "Every straight/bi-sexual man loves tits."

But all-in-all, I promote thee to Captain Obvious.

It is rather refreshing how he is so up front about that.

Of course, I would contend that every man doesn't necessarily like your highly unrealistic portrayal of those highly enjoyable female bodyparts which you provide whilst removing all the gore, so in the end it's still a fail scenario, but at least he's honest!

Hey developer, there are tits in my game! I did not order them!
Stop putting massive tits in games! I like small - normal tits, not those big bags of jelly...oh, and i like REAL tits, not pixels.
Get that away from me before i puke on your game and throw it in the bin... AND PISS ON IT!

Ryuk2:
Hey developer, there are tits in my game! I did not order them!
Stop putting massive tits in games! I like small - normal tits, not those big bags of jelly...oh, and i like REAL tits, not pixels.
Get that away from me before i puke on your game and throw it in the bin... AND PISS ON IT!

Funny how the size of the tits come before the fact that they are real or not.

The_Oracle:

CyberAkuma:
Gee, and everyone wonders why they are so few girl gamers out there...

Quoted for truth.

You might think that they're just being refreshingly straightforward instead of the usual corporate BS, and to some extent that's true, but this...doesn't really make us male gamers look that mature.

Don't get me wrong or confuse me with a Bible-toting fanatic- I enjoy sexuality in games as much as the next male gamer though I'm not overly fond of breasts in and of themselves, different tastes for different people- but on the other hand, what about the female demographic? All those girl gamers out there? Are any of them questioning their choice to come into the world of gaming? I hope not. I hope these kinds of statements don't become commonplace among developers. Otherwise we're just alienating the those out there that happen to be female and could potentially try gaming. And we should be welcoming one and all...

Brain stuff- males are programmed to find more sex appeal in visuals, with women it's more evenly spread out through the five senses. So y'know, while a skin-tight ninja outfit might appeal a little to some girls, they're more likely to relate to the way a character acts. (And good characterisation is so very rare.)

So y'know, it's probably easier to appeal to males with sexy visuals (because that's what they respond to the most) than to females only using visuals.

That being said, I've never really found any visual sex appeal in games- but there's just something about intelligent, not excessively masculine stealth game characters that's just kind of appealing...

MaxTheReaper:

Sparrow:
"Every man", being, every heterosexual/bi-sexual man, right? I don't know many gay folk who oogle at boobs.

Some people also just aren't into tits.
I know a guy who is much more focused on the, uh, rear.

I myself tend to find hands much more interesting, but whatever, I think we all know I'm a freak by now.
Still, you can't just assume everyone has your same taste in...well, anything.
Some people juggle geese.

My friend loves hands too- you aren't alone!

And it's nice to know that most guys don't like hideously large boobs that make the character look like they're nursing a kid. I get creeped out by characters with boobs bigger that their head, and just don't like even looking at them.
That being said, I'm a straight female and I love boobs too. Only I get to see them and have them. You're missing out.

CargoHold:

My friend loves hands too- you aren't alone!

And it's nice to know that most guys don't like hideously large boobs that make the character look like they're nursing a kid. I get creeped out by characters with boobs bigger that their head, and just don't like even looking at them.
That being said, I'm a straight female and I love boobs too. Only I get to see them and have them. You're missing out.

Awh man...
You also get to wear skirts.
And makeup!
...Skirts!

Girls get to have all the fun.
...Why do I sound like a crossdresser.

MaxTheReaper:

CargoHold:

My friend loves hands too- you aren't alone!

And it's nice to know that most guys don't like hideously large boobs that make the character look like they're nursing a kid. I get creeped out by characters with boobs bigger that their head, and just don't like even looking at them.
That being said, I'm a straight female and I love boobs too. Only I get to see them and have them. You're missing out.

Awh man...
You also get to wear skirts.
And makeup!
...Skirts!

Girls get to have all the fun.
...Why do I sound like a crossdresser.

Fark that! I don't own a single skirt, I hate them. They make me feel all exposed. I hate make-up too!
You guys get such comfy clothes. As I type this, I'm wearing my favourite pair of man-cargo pants. I really like the extra crotch space- I don't need it, but it's nice to have anyway!

...Why do I sound like a crossdresser.

Edit: I have a feeling that people will now assume that I'm ugly and/or fat and trying to hide it, heh heh. But really, guys' clothes are just comfier.

CargoHold:

Fark that! I don't own a single skirt, I hate them. They make me feel all exposed. I hate make-up too!
You guys get such comfy clothes. As I type this, I'm wearing my favourite pair of man-cargo pants. I really like the extra crotch space- I don't need it, but it's nice to have anyway!

...Why do I sound like a crossdresser.

I never understood how anyone could wear lady-pants.
They do not look...comfortable.
At all.

So I can understand wearing guy-clothes.

But come on!
Skirts are so neat.
And you can wear jeans under them or whatever.
Do kids still do that?
I do not know.

You sound like a crossdresser because you're a freak.
So am I, I guess.

Gildan Bladeborn:
It is rather refreshing how he is so up front about that.

I see what you did there.

MaxTheReaper:

CargoHold:

Fark that! I don't own a single skirt, I hate them. They make me feel all exposed. I hate make-up too!
You guys get such comfy clothes. As I type this, I'm wearing my favourite pair of man-cargo pants. I really like the extra crotch space- I don't need it, but it's nice to have anyway!

...Why do I sound like a crossdresser.

I never understood how anyone could wear lady-pants.
They do not look...comfortable.
At all.

So I can understand wearing guy-clothes.

But come on!
Skirts are so neat.
And you can wear jeans under them or whatever.
Do kids still do that?
I do not know.

You sound like a crossdresser because you're a freak.
So am I, I guess.

Can we be freak buddies? I'll buy you skirts and you can buy me pants, it'll help prevent weird looks from store employees for both of us. Skirts require a lot of effort, you need to constantly have the fact that you're wearing one at the back of your mind, lest you do a handstand or something.
I like sitting cross-legged! D:

Wearing jeans under them would help, but what's the point of them then?! Well, trendiness, I guess. Then again, I'm talking about enjoying the extra crotch space in my man pants, so dont' ask me about what's cool with kids at the moment.

CargoHold:

Can we be freak buddies? I'll buy you skirts and you can buy me pants, it'll help prevent weird looks from store employees for both of us. Skirts require a lot of effort, you need to constantly have the fact that you're wearing one at the back of your mind, lest you do a handstand or something.
I like sitting cross-legged! D:

Wearing jeans under them would help, but what's the point of them then?! Well, trendiness, I guess. Then again, I'm talking about enjoying the extra crotch space in my man pants, so dont' ask me about what's cool with kids at the moment.

Sadly, I cannot wear skirts.
I'm a guy, and I have a distinct lack of William Wallace in my blood.
I'm not really the handstand type, though...
But sitting could be a problem, come to think of it.

You'd look fabulous, duh. :D
...Touche.
This is why I wear a lot of black - black never goes out of style.

MaxTheReaper:

CargoHold:

Can we be freak buddies? I'll buy you skirts and you can buy me pants, it'll help prevent weird looks from store employees for both of us. Skirts require a lot of effort, you need to constantly have the fact that you're wearing one at the back of your mind, lest you do a handstand or something.
I like sitting cross-legged! D:

Wearing jeans under them would help, but what's the point of them then?! Well, trendiness, I guess. Then again, I'm talking about enjoying the extra crotch space in my man pants, so dont' ask me about what's cool with kids at the moment.

Sadly, I cannot wear skirts.
I'm a guy, and I have a distinct lack of William Wallace in my blood.
I'm not really the handstand type, though...
But sitting could be a problem, come to think of it.

You'd look fabulous, duh. :D
...Touche.
This is why I wear a lot of black - black never goes out of style.

It never goes out of style? I wear black because it because it makes it harder for people to see me when I key their cars at night.

...

CargoHold:

It never goes out of style? I wear black because it because it makes it harder for people to see me when I key their cars at night.

...

Well, I also wear it because bloodstains tend not to show up well.

...?
Nobody out-evils me!

MaxTheReaper:

CargoHold:

It never goes out of style? I wear black because it because it makes it harder for people to see me when I key their cars at night.

...

Well, I also wear it because bloodstains tend not to show up well.

...?
Nobody out-evils me!

You mean you dislike the stains of puppy blood?

CargoHold:

You mean you dislike the stains of puppy blood?

Not at all.
But it's impossible to stomp puppies in prison - better to hide my affiliation with Puppy Stompers INC and live to stomp another day.

MaxTheReaper:

CargoHold:

You mean you dislike the stains of puppy blood?

Not at all.
But it's impossible to stomp puppies in prison - better to hide my affiliation with Puppy Stompers INC and live to stomp another day.

Puppy Stompers Inc? Psh, my grandpa was the founder of the Simultaneous Puppy Stomping and Baby Seal Clubbing Association!

Edit: I like how the conversation has subtly shifted from boobs to puppy-stomping.

MaxTheReaper:

Sparrow:
"Every man", being, every heterosexual/bi-sexual man, right? I don't know many gay folk who oogle at boobs.

Some people also just aren't into tits.
I know a guy who is much more focused on the, uh, rear.

I myself tend to find hands much more interesting, but whatever, I think we all know I'm a freak by now.
Still, you can't just assume everyone has your same taste in...well, anything.
Some people juggle geese.

Hands? Wow, that is pretty deep, well, in my head anyways.
Honestly, the boobage is pretty boring, seeing as they're something that the majority of women have. I tend to look for factors that separate people from others.

The fact that he is honest doesn't guarantee that the game will sell. I was on the fence about buying Sigma since I heard that Gaiden is totally hard and stuff. But seeing that now they have sunk to the level of X Blades, I think I am better off with Wipeout HD. I wasn't gonna buy Ninja Gaiden to play with a chick, hot or not. I was gonna buy it because of Ryu and because it is challenging. If I wanna see breasts, I have the internet and I don't have to spend 60 or 70 euros for something like that. So, I sure hope that this guy's lady is pleased.

I don't like boobs D: does that mean I can't play ninja? ;_;

Macksheath:
Well, the politically correct statement would be "Every straight/bi-sexual man loves tits."

But all-in-all, I promote thee to Captain Obvious.

nope! My best friend is bi, and he hates boobs XD

CargoHold:

Puppy Stompers Inc? Psh, my grandpa was the founder of the Simultaneous Puppy Stomping and Baby Seal Clubbing Association!

Edit: I like how the conversation has subtly shifted from boobs to puppy-stomping.

marry me

That's just one of my many associations!
Baby seal clubbing is so passe.
We smother them.

With boobs.
That are on fire.

(there, I shifted it back to boobs)

StarStruckStrumpets:

Hands? Wow, that is pretty deep, well, in my head anyways.
Honestly, the boobage is pretty boring, seeing as they're something that the majority of women have. I tend to look for factors that separate people from others.

I don't really think so.

I just tend to find odd things kind of neat.
Like hips!
Hips are cute.
Necks, too.

I wonder if being this honest about anything is going to blow people's minds.

StarStruckStrumpets:
Honestly, the boobage is pretty boring, seeing as they're something that the majority of women have. I tend to look for factors that separate people from others.

Sexy, sexy polydactyly. Aw yeah.

MaxTheReaper:

marry me

That's just one of my many associations!
Baby seal clubbing is so passe.
We smother them.

With boobs.
That are on fire.

I'm sorry, but smothering baby seals with boobs that are on fire... I need you. We're eloping together. We'll move to Alaska to live with the seals. No one will ever find our collection of disembodied hands there.

Also, I have a thing for guys with a long torso and a nice waist. Necks are important too. Boobs on a man, less so. Extra digits are a bonus.

WTF AM I SAYING I DON'T KNOW.

CargoHold:

I'm sorry, but smothering baby seals with boobs that are on fire... I need you. We're eloping together. We'll move to Alaska to live with the seals. No one will ever find our collection of disembodied hands there.

Also, I have a thing for guys with a long torso and a nice waist. Necks are important too. Boobs on a man, less so. Extra digits are a bonus.

WTF AM I SAYING I DON'T KNOW.

Well of course they're not our boobs.
There's a factory where we mass-produce them.
And light them on fire.
I mean, sure, we have some female members, but they're not monks, so they're not really into the whole self-immolation thing.

Anyway, it's really quite efficient.

Have you ever actually been to Alaska? It's got really excellent weather.

I DO NOT KNOW YOU ARE A CRAZY PERSON

annoyinglizardvoice:

TsunamiWombat:
I am a man. I like tits. I don't like YOUR tits sir. Your tits are oversized, rubbery, and make me feel EMBARASSED to like tits. You've made me feel embarassed for liking tits, happy?

Someone take the franchise away from these goddamned morons and put it back on track.

I agree with this bloke.

The game is called Ninja Gaiden, where does tits come into it (there isn't even a t :) )?

I wish I knew where Team Ninja got it from, NONE of the original Ninja Gaidens had rubbery tits. There was a girl love interest, but she was rather pixieish. And she died in the third game.

While we're at it, can we get back the cool music, the fire level, and the cool enemy/boss designs that don't come out of some japanese anime? The first Ninja gaidan had giant tarantula's, gargoyles, other Ninja's, and friggin HAWKS!

I leave you with a happy note.

Back when this shit was great. Look at that, you can't top that shit, not with the modern version son.

"Every Man Loves Tits"

Nothing could be closer to the truth.

Honesty. Love it.

Good for Mr. Hayashi. More boobs on the double!

ViktorValentine:
Every boy likes tits, every man should be above simple titillation.

Pretty much sums up my thoughts too. Liking tits is one thing, but realising what having a game with such a crass feature says about you as a gamer and a person is something else entirely.

wow simple and honest
still its the truth

Sparrow:
"Every man", being, every heterosexual/bi-sexual man, right? I don't know many gay folk who oogle at boobs.

My girlfriend has gay friends that love tits. Trust me, breasts are pretty much a universal love.

Well, in truth, we as men, like boobs. However making the games selling point "OMFG LOOK THIS WOMAN HAS BIG KNOCKERS AND A SKIMPY OUTFIT BUY OUR GAME!!!" is just insulting to our inteligence. I'm not gonna buy this game, if I wanted a boner I'd get a porn mag or to a site that has those type of pictures (firewall condoms are required for protection). I play games to have fun because I'm bored not horny.

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