Japanese Porn Game Comes With Breasts, G-Cup Bra

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Japanese Porn Game Comes With Breasts, G-Cup Bra

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Have you found that there's simply not enough "tactile feedback" in your porn games? Japanese adult game Huge Breast Fantasy aims to remedy that, coming bundled with two giant squeezable breasts and a G-cup bra.

I, uh.

Yeah. I'm kind of finding myself at a loss for words, here. At first, I was wondering if perhaps the pair of squishable "oppai balls" (oppai, of course, being the Japanese word for "titties") were included as an optional control method. You know - plug them in to your computer via USB, squeeze them, watch the in-game girl react to your lascivious groping.

But no, as near as I can tell, the oppai balls have nothing to do with the actual game. They aren't part of the interface, they're just part of a special bundle for Huge Breast Fantasy for those who feel that the simulated touch of synthetic human flesh is worth 11,000 (US$123). Even more perplexing is the fact that the included G-cup bra seems to suggest that these are meant to be worn. Presumably by the player themselves.

I guess that's an entirely different kind of "Huge Breast Fantasy," to be fair.

I bet this game was secretly made by Team Ninja.

(Waffle (NWS), via LiveDoor, via Kotaku)

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Thank you Japan, for bringing us to a new low.

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Apologies if I offended anyone.

I was merely trying to make humorous comment in relation to the plethora of sex related interactive media that's published in Japan. Not meaning to be inflamatory in any way.

I think you're on the money about Team Ninja.

o.o

What. The. Fuck.

I just had to laugh at the name.
and the idea.
it's not even a controller add-on!
ugghhhh... I really don't know what to say.
they're... inventive?

Ah....ooh....um.....WHAT?!? Thats just... I mean I know a Japanese company made Rapelay and I thought that was as low as it would get but....erm.... This is pretty damn low. To go lower it would actually have to bundle a real captive woman.

Damn, now I have to choose between this and the night vision goggles bundled with MW2. Curse you overly enticing and yet oh so pointless bundles!

mokes310:
Thank you Japan, for bringing us to a new high.

Fixed. That's hilariously awesome. Especially that they come with a bra suggesting players should effectively cross dress.

This shit wouldn't even go near the shelves in the West. And that makes me laugh, heartily.

So, next I bet there will be one for the female gamers too?

Japan. What will they come up with next?

G-Cups? Eww.

All stiffy and fake.

wow, no words for this.

Gahhhhhh.... what to say.... what to say. Ummmmm, Japan is being creative and ummmm. OH COME ON JAPAN!!! Actually, is this related to the sex box in any way, shape, or form? If not, I'm sickened... if yes, well that's quite alright.

One of many reasons to not like Japanese people. Come on! Who would buy this stuff? Are they crazy? In that picture you can see someone actually wearing it. That's just sick!

Origin Of Resistance:
So, next I bet there will be one for the female gamers too?

Japan. What will they come up with next?

A penis controller. The ''joy'' stick that can be attached to female (Japanese) gamers. Wait. I think that has been already made... nevermind.

CantFaketheFunk:

I, uh ... will be in my room for a bit ...

there fixed that up for you :)

yeah the Japanese have always had a knack for odd bundles and such. that's a pretty tame one, especially for porn games

Woow. What's wrong with you Japan?

mokes310:
Thank you Japan, for bringing us to a new low.

Dude, you're about ten years late to the party. At this point, it's kind of expected. If Japan doesn't make crazy porn that made you lose faith in humanity then we'd have to lose that afaith by some other means which would include some massive death toll.

The bra makes the oppai more easy to squeeze, and makes it more realistic.
I think.

Amnestic:

mokes310:
Thank you Japan, for bringing us to a new high.

Fixed. That's hilariously awesome. Especially that they come with a bra suggesting players should effectively cross dress.

This shit wouldn't even go near the shelves in the West. And that makes me laugh, heartily.

I wouldn't put it past the makers of this game to suggest that the owner of the fake breasts ask someone else to wear them.

...wow... that may be the most retarded thing i've seen for a while now...

That is deeply and profoundly disturbing.

mokes310:
Thank you Japan, for bringing us to a new low.

Meh, they do have a annual fertility festival where they ram a penis into a vagina, and have genetaila candies and food. So meh

To go with the flow: WT FUCK!???!!!

Hahahahahaha!

Now I feel sad and horny.

Now onto the Ninja Gaiden: Sigma 2 reports!

Furburt:
Ah....ooh....um.....WHAT?!? Thats just... I mean I know a Japanese company made Rapelay and I thought that was as low as it would get but....erm.... This is pretty damn low. To go lower it would actually have to bundle a real captive woman.

... "coming 2011 your very own woman! for the gamer that just can't get some their selves!" =P only $199.99

I lul'd since my first thought was tit fucking. I want to listen in on the tech call when they find out that they've shorted out the hardware and tech support ask why they did it.

Thats hilarious! xD And if it makes just one uptight person squirm uncomfortably I salute it heartily.

lol not even Nintendo could come up with something this innovative or m aybe just down right perverted, ive not decided yet lol

Why on Earth would they do that? Did they have spare fake breats lying around and wanted to get rid of them? And who would og int he shop and buy these?

I'm not quite sure what is more disturbing.

The fact that something like this exists or the fact that I'm not really that surprised that something like this exists.

Japan is weird...

DeathWyrmNexus:
I lul'd since my first thought was tit fucking. I want to listen in on the tech call when they find out that they've shorted out the hardware and tech support ask why they did it.

oHHH the lawls that would proceed.....

I'm at a loss for words. Why would someone buy these...to wear?

Huge Breast Fantasy,woo yay! NOW WITH ACTUAL - AND WEARABLE - FAKE TITS (Offer void in Nebraska)!!!

Kinda funny,but completely insane.

I wanna squish one! :) I gave a friend a squishy bewb like in that pic for his birthday once.
Also, for those to be G-cups, they look awfully small. I'm looking at the pic with the boobs in the guy's hands, they look like a good DD. Of course, that's American size.

To import or not to import.....

Oh gud, I needed another weird thing in my room to show I'm a huge geek

Seriously though, would anyone buy this just for the boob?

If they start bundling spiked rapist tentacles, maybe I will start to get anxious.

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