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For it to be the best ever, just how many of the trailers are you watching at work? :) | |
What the hell makes the Japanese do these things, is it something in the air? The food? WHAT, why is everything so batshit insane. Ah well the trailer has incredibly freaked me out and the girl president reminded me of Hitler,maybe its the hand salute thing. | |
Oh... my... [Diety] | |
That was...wierd. And I've been to 4chan. But since it has no G or W Cups and is filled with stuff that looks like lolicon, it is worthless. | |
...Funk....This makes me question what you do with your free time. | |
Probably all of them, considering how often he posts stuff in the news feed concerning Japanese porn games. While this entire thing is just off the wall, I found that the house set up right next to the "White House" caught my attention for some reason. If you didn't know this was a porn game, you could easily mistake it for something you might actually be able to find in a mom-Japanese store. Available all over the universe. They're really going for that Blue Ocean strategy. Also, everyday eroge,as opposed to the freaky tentacle rape kind. That means this will provide you with some quality family time. | |
Well.... that was ..... different... I actually don't know what to say about this video. | |
I didnt know Romulons were little anime girls. | |
So all of earths leaders are cute teenage girls who decide to solve the alien invasion by.......having sex with that wizard and to "convince him" to use his magic powers and his awesome fighting panda to defeat the aliens? Yea, my IQ just dropped a little after watching this. | |
John Funk, bringing the escapist all we didn't need to know about MMO's and Japanese porn. | |
OK, I watched it twice, I got my roommate to watch it, and I'm left with one question that I feel is vital, and, so far, the only bit I don't understand about the whole thing... What the FUCK is that Panda all about!? | |
Hey, if you take half the population of the United States and put it in Florida you'll probably get similar results.
Improbably developed and childlike are the only two states of anime girls, regardless of actual age. Knowing japanese games, those girls are probably in their mid-twenties. | |
damn that pope looks creepy. And I broke down laughing when putin came on the scene. | |
WHAT THE FUCK!? That guy was so epic, the music was amazing. It reminded me of the original time crisis opening. I don't care if its a rape game, I'm getting it. | |
Sometimes, I really wish I could come up with this stuff. The other majority of time, I cry myself to sleep knowing someone thinks this is the second coming in quality after playing it.* * In the good way, not the hilariously bad way. | |
Um, how many are there? Is having the BEST JAPANESE PORN GAME a big deal? like, at all? EDIT: Yes, I am guilty of posting before watching, that was freaking hilarious, truly the best japanese porn game trailer ever | |
Everything is an anime girl. All I'm waiting for is moe-tan so that the world will be sucked into a black hole caused by the infinie recursion of cute.
The panda watched you while you play and makes you feel nervous about getting off to this game. | |
Seriously, just imagine if Americans got ahold of the drugs the Japanese have been taking. A boy can dream what shenanigans would happen | |
It's not hard, just go find a large pile of bad fan fiction and replace everyone with anime girls. | |
Its so terrible, its laughable. Oh japan, you continue to confuse me as to how you think this is "interesting" | |
The voice was no doubt the best part. | |
I'm pretty damn sure they just do it for the lulz. Which is what makes Japan the best country EVAR. | |
Complete with morning hard-ons, an ordinary everyday eroge scene. Or... so it seemed. Holy crap that's... hilariously bizarre. And what's with the grandpa dude, he's hilarious. All nice and grandpa-y, then ELECTROCUTE EARTH DIE NOW! | |
So irresistably...cute... That trailer was the most hilariously beautiful thing I've ever seen. | |
Wha....Uh..hm... | |
I'm not gonna lie. I want to get this game. | |
Man, the stuff that comes out of Japan...You gotta wonder what the business meetings are like there, when they propose shit like this, lol | |
As confusing as it was, I didn't really laugh all that much... until 3:09 - SENATOR PANDA! And what's with the last 40 seconds? Don't they know how to 'end at the end'? As for Metal Wolf Chaos... wow. Just, wow. | |
What the hell? | |
What...........The................F%&# | |
just be glad he didn't say he was hard at work watching Japanese porn game trailers | |
Words fail to describe the confusion going on in my head. | |
Does seems like a refreshing break from WW2 shooters, maybe this could be the future | |
What is this I don't even | |
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This Is the Best Trailer for a Japanese Porn Game Ever
Japanese eroge My Girlfriend Is the President might not come with a pair of G-Cup breasts, but it does come with an absurdly entertaining trailer.
You might think that the best part about the trailer for eroge My Girlfriend Is the President is the ridiculous story: An alien ship crashes on Earth and in doing so kills the Prime Minister of Japan. In order to cover it up, the aliens replace him with a USA-style President - in this case an underage-looking girl who just so happens to have the last name "Obama" (which actually is a real Japanese surname) - and brainwashes the entire planet to make everybody okay with it.
And President Obama (the Japanese girl one, not the real one) must tangle with Russian President Putin (only it's Elena Vladimirovna Putin, who is considerably more shapely and attractive) in order to avert national incidents. Oh, and since it's an eroge, there will be sex involved with multiple characters. Your guess is as good as mine on that front.
But no, that's not the best part - it's only the third best. The first best part of the trailer is the absolutely hilarious English voice-over, which starts out calm and pleasant enough but quickly shifts into an overly serious, gritty Don LaFontaine-style movie trailer tone of voice. It makes me giggle, it really, really does.
Oh, and in case you were wondering, the second best part is this fan-made video that takes the game's opening and replaces it with real-life political figures like the Pope, the actual President Obama and former President Putin, and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. That would be a considerably different (and significantly more mentally scarring) eroge.
True, this isn't the most absurdly hilarious trailer for a Japanese game we've ever seen - that honor still belongs to Metal Wolf Chaos and is unlikely to be topped any time soon - it'll probably still get a chuckle out of you nonetheless.
(Japan Probe via Kotaku)
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