This Is the Best Trailer for a Japanese Porn Game Ever

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Why is there a panda???? I don't get it.

"Or so it seemed!"

Random argument man:
...Funk....This makes me question what you do with your free time.

Not the only one doing that right now.

I have absolutely no what I just watched.

DO WANT.

Someone get this, and that other game imports, stat!

Japan.. *Shudders*

oh god i could never play this if anyone ever found out i would be committed to an asylum

Kiutu:
I didnt know Romulons were little anime girls.

Well, there you go. The romulans are hot anime girls.

Its like every nerds wishes have come true...STAR TREK ANIME CROSSOVER :/

I think I am going to kill myself now, as I will never hear anything funnier than that in my entire life. Excuse me. [Bangs head on ground]

I SAW A PANDA!

Ashbax:

Kiutu:
I didnt know Romulons were little anime girls.

Well, there you go. The romulans are hot anime girls.

Its like every nerds wishes have come true...STAR TREK ANIME CROSSOVER :/

That's not our fantasy; Babylon 5 anime crossover, on the other hand...
Before someone flames me as a tasteless weeaboo or whatever, I was just joking. I do like anime quite a lot, however.

Why do I have the sudden urge to play this?

This is going to take some beating on my WTF list.

John Funk...reviewing pr0n so you don't have to.

*giggles* I mean who on earth came up with the basis for this idea?

An eroge starring President Obama and Putin?
MentalImagesMentalImagesMentalImage-BLARGH.

I always thought this was rather unbeatable in WTF:

Um... I sort of want to play this...

bernthalbob616:
I have absolutely no what I just watched.

I have absolutely no what you just posted. :P

The Russian "Tsar" is some albino 12 year old...... wow that's just fucked up. The narration to is just overly ridiculous.

Dr. Wily III:
"o_O" <-- Expression while watching the video.

What, NeutralDrow might think of it?

This is simultaneously one of the weirdest, cutest, and funniest things I've ever seen. It also seems to take a different path of parody than I'm used to seeing. It's got most of the more obvious tropes of eroge, but rather than exaggerate those tropes to the point of absurdity, it instead throws them into a totally absurd scenario. Kinda like, say...turning Animal Crossing into spy fiction.

I might be completely wrong, but the point is that I'm definitely looking this up. And it apparently is going to have an English patch released at some point. I'm hopeful that that "TBA" is sometime next year at the latest...

NeutralDrow:

Dr. Wily III:
"o_O" <-- Expression while watching the video.

What, NeutralDrow might think of it?

This is simultaneously one of the weirdest, cutest, and funniest things I've ever seen. It also seems to take a different path of parody than I'm used to seeing. It's got most of the more obvious tropes of eroge, but rather than exaggerate those tropes to the point of absurdity, it instead throws them into a totally absurd scenario. Kinda like, say...turning Animal Crossing into spy fiction.

I might be completely wrong, but the point is that I'm definitely looking this up. And it apparently is going to have an English patch released at some point. I'm hopeful that that "TBA" is sometime next year at the latest...

I think we were all thinking what the guy you quoted asked.

On topic, I also thought the game was kind of a parody of eroge too, and yes, it was hilarious.

And because it has to be asked since this game is about a girl being Obama, where's anime Joe Wilson?

"had a good breakfast ..... complete with morning hard ons"

that one line made me lough

My brain hurts! the panda, loli Russia I dont know why but that game looks fun!

I have seen my fair share of weird stuff from Japan but this......

HAHAHAHA! *applauds*

Yeah, I'm not sure what to think at the moment.

The_root_of_all_evil:
John Funk...reviewing pr0n so you don't have to.

*giggles* I mean who on earth came up with the basis for this idea?

i'm sure it's very hard for him to do that for us. tho i guess he does get to polish up his writing skills.

Oh my. It's just bloody hilarious.

This is just another reason that proves Japan (Nippon?) is the leading exporter of WTF? and NFW amongst the many nations around the globe. I would definitely buy this game out of extreme curiosity (among other things) were it not for my being incredibly poor right now.

Mr. Fister:

bernthalbob616:
I have absolutely no what I just watched.

I have absolutely no what you just posted. :P

Whoops. I meant "no idea".

Goddamn absent-mindedness.

All I know is that main girl there is CUTE xD -shot-

I couldn't help but chuckle at this trailer because of the voice over. Mr. Funk, you are a god among men for finding this sir! xD

I only watched a bit of that, it just confirmed my belief that I will never fully understand the Japanese - but why was the Prime Minister's... residence, (I imagine,) in Nippon cencored? This being a what was it? An eroge game I can only assume the worst.

That is all kinds of epic!

JenXXXJen:
I always thought this was rather unbeatable in WTF:

final fantasy is known for its choboco (giant bird) mounts and that really hypnotic song
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=72
anyone that played the others would be driven by that song

<hugs japan>

A random person:

NeutralDrow:

Dr. Wily III:
"o_O" <-- Expression while watching the video.

What, NeutralDrow might think of it?

This is simultaneously one of the weirdest, cutest, and funniest things I've ever seen. It also seems to take a different path of parody than I'm used to seeing. It's got most of the more obvious tropes of eroge, but rather than exaggerate those tropes to the point of absurdity, it instead throws them into a totally absurd scenario. Kinda like, say...turning Animal Crossing into spy fiction.

I might be completely wrong, but the point is that I'm definitely looking this up. And it apparently is going to have an English patch released at some point. I'm hopeful that that "TBA" is sometime next year at the latest...

I think we were all thinking what the guy you quoted asked.

On topic, I also thought the game was kind of a parody of eroge too, and yes, it was hilarious.

And because it has to be asked since this game is about a girl being Obama, where's anime Joe Wilson?

I almost thought this couldn't be a true porn game...but if you click the link directly under the description you'll find some...explicit screenshots.

... I... don't understand... my brain... Im curious to find this because it looks so weird... but the girls all look like children....

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