This Is the Best Trailer for a Japanese Porn Game Ever

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I think my brain is leaking out my nose now.

HAHAHAHAHA! thats awesome. I want this game for the Trailer alone. Screw the porn if its like the trailer i could be entertained for years lol.

This trailer needs more translation...

Ah to live in a world where the world leaders are teenage girls with big breasts...

Thank the fucking lord for Japan.

Wow this is the funiest tetacle porn I've seen in years.

I see you're hard at work with the news stories Mr. Funk. (hurr hurr I made a funny)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

im guessing they laced the developers team's ramen noodles with coke

Bill Clinton from the fan-video......'nuff said

um... are you sure this is a porn dude? this just seems like some sort of epic RPG or somthing

I think the japanese forgot that in order to be president, you have to be at least 35....any woman who runs will already be sagging.

0.o

Gunblade7303:
um... are you sure this is a porn dude? this just seems like some sort of epic RPG or somthing

Doing some research in that link that NeutralDrow provided in page three of this topic will show that it is definitely an Eroge game.

I want Japanese CRAQ!

Rathy:
Sometimes, I really wish I could come up with this stuff. The other majority of time, I cry myself to sleep knowing someone thinks this is the second coming in quality after playing it.*

* In the good way, not the hilariously bad way.

The second coming is on at hand.

Seriously though, looks like a piece of shit; what was with the hideous old man.

holy crap...
Get me a RTS side and I'd play it for the plotline more than the Ero
...Also, is this some Paul Eiding I'm hearing?

George144:
What the hell makes the Japanese do these things, is it something in the air? The food? WHAT, why is everything so batshit insane.

Ah well the trailer has incredibly freaked me out and the girl president reminded me of Hitler,maybe its the hand salute thing.

I think it's the result of eating all that raw fish.

Japan: The only place on the planet they can make a game about politics that also has porn, got to say its creative.

I'm guessing the beeped out part at 1:37 is ''fucking'' XD

Remember kids, you can watch HARDCORE POLITICAL PORN... as long as nobody uses any naughty word.

Oh, Japan...

Love the random pince-nez panda. (Now there's an album name if there ever was one...)

Also, the only way this could've been improved? Ron Perlman. "Eroge never changes."

Chicago Ted:
People... People get off to THIS?...

This surprises you? This is hentai country, my friend. Rule 34 taken to its logical extreme and then some. I've seen much stranger.

cleverlymadeup:

Kross:
For it to be the best ever, just how many of the trailers are you watching at work? :)

just be glad he didn't say he was hard at work watching Japanese porn game trailers

*high five*
XD

...Are we sure this is a porn videogame...or just a regular videogame with a really bad plot...

I'm amazed how the voice actor just casually said, "Complete with morning hard-ons."

I don't know what else to think, I don't know if I can think anymore.

Best. Voice Over. Ever. The rest of the video was wtfable and incredibly random though, too random to be humorous for me. Though I have to get me a copy of Metal Wolf Chaos right now, that games looks like a helluva lot of fun. RIIICHHHARRRD!!!

Does it have tentacles?

CantFaketheFunk:
True, this isn't the most absurdly hilarious trailer for a Japanese game we've ever seen - that honor still belongs to Metal Wolf Chaos and is unlikely to be topped any time soon - it'll probably still get a chuckle out of you nonetheless.

I watched, the trailer and two stages for Metal Wolf Chaos and now I really want to play it.
Why the hell would they develop a game with a full english speaking cast and only release it in Japan? Were "From Software" worried the game would be considered in bad taste b/c of 9/11?

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....................?
What. The. Fuck?

Wait wait wait wait...i...can't comprehend this. A hentai-game that ACTUALLY has some small shreds of a plot? 0o Oh my god, its the end of the world!

Wow............ I dont even have any words to say about this.....

I wonder how you even find this stuff man...

What the fuck? Some might call this creative. I call it insane.

I did laugh at the "Russian Prime Minister" part though because the backdrop was of nuclear warheads. I guess Japan doesn't like Russia either.

My avatar seems oddly appropriate to warrant commenting on this topic.

Anyway, 3 cheers for Japan!

Is that Alfred Molina narrating?

times ARE hard..

Chicago Ted:
People... People get off to THIS?...

you, my friend have obviously never been to 4-chan.

Lullabye:

Chicago Ted:
People... People get off to THIS?...

you, my friend have obviously never been to 4-chan.

I do, but this still gets me!

This was a weird ass trailer. And dubbing it the best one . . . . .erm. . . i dont know. I guess i have to be into that kind of games. . . . it has a ridicilous story ill admit that . . .
and the girl`s name is Obama :D sheesh :D

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