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Gone Gonzo
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The hell?

Heheheheheh.....

Wow.... Oh Japan. You never cease to amaze/stupefiy me.

Gone Gonzo
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I can't watch this, it's way too weird.

Gone Gonzo
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I laughed when everyone said "yes we can!"

I can't say best ever, but it was pretty amusing.

Gone Gonzo
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cleverlymadeup:

Kross:
For it to be the best ever, just how many of the trailers are you watching at work? :)

just be glad he didn't say he was hard at work watching Japanese porn game trailers

dom DOM tish!

OT- that was different... I almost want to play it now... almost.

And that other video that was linked to, I totally want that game.

Pulitzer Laureate
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Even for a hentai game it's got a very wacked out story

It really was a hilarious trailer though

Muckraker
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Joined: 22 Mar 2009

Wait, was that the bridge of a Constitution-class starship?

Master Archivist
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I couldn't stop laughing. XD The guy narrating sounded way too serious.

Copy Clerk
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Joined: 31 Oct 2009

So that was odd...something about conveniently human aliens, weirdly formed girls, sex change Putin and a visually impaired Panda.

Damn. Think I want this more than Dragon Age now...

Muckraker
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I need more info on the panda....it intrigues me

Gone Gonzo
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wait a minute.. "All over the universe"? What do the Japanese know that we don't!

Muckraker
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Never actually seen a trailer for a Japanese porn game, but it looks and sounds like a super cheesy JRPG

Gone Gonzo
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300lb. Samoan:
As confusing as it was, I didn't really laugh all that much... until 3:09 - SENATOR PANDA!

And what's with the last 40 seconds? Don't they know how to 'end at the end'?

As for Metal Wolf Chaos... wow. Just, wow.
1 - When will Michael Bay finish the movie version?
2 - If these people can work as V.O.A.s, what the hell is stopping me??

Indeed, metal wolf chaos is possibly the best thing ever created.

Gone Gonzo
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Well that was just plain strange....

Gone Gonzo
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The hell?

What is UP with Japan?

Press Junketeer
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That is so hilariously awesome. I really want to play this just because it's....TALKING PANDA WITH GLASSES!

I mean come on!

Press Junketeer
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Those bombs we dropped on them in WW2, I swear, them things were full of spanish fly or something.

Gone Gonzo
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swaki:
John Funk, bringing the escapist all we didn't need to know about MMO's and Japanese porn.

bringing loads of entertainment though

Press Junketeer
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"o_O" <-- Expression while watching the video.

What, NeutralDrow might think of it?

Copy Clerk
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Joined: 20 Jul 2009

man, I love japanese porn

Anonymous Source
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Panda why is there a panda with glasses!!!!!!!!

Copy Clerk
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George144:
What the hell makes the Japanese do these things, is it something in the air? The food? WHAT, why is everything so batshit insane.

It's the heavy radiation concentration.

Gone Gonzo
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So.... I gotta rape the 16 year old world leaders... to save the world.

Awsome?

Gone Gonzo
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"It was a perfectly ordinary day....or was it ?! i pretty much pissed myself at that bit

Infamous Scribbler
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I really have nothing to say about this other than:

"How this will work as a game?"

Yeah, I don't know either.

Infamous Scribbler
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Where's the porn in this game? I didn't see it!

Anonymous Source
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Ok. Who else loled at the panda?

Copy Clerk
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That panda with the ridiculously deep voice needs his own game.

Pulitzer Laureate
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Joined: 15 Dec 2008

I can think and think and think of a witty response to that, but nothing can do it true justice.

Copy Clerk
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My God, this can easily be a silly anime, and not *just* a porn. Hehehe...

heh, Panda, love pandas, does it stand out? n.n

Gone Gonzo
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vivaldiscool:

300lb. Samoan:
As confusing as it was, I didn't really laugh all that much... until 3:09 - SENATOR PANDA!

And what's with the last 40 seconds? Don't they know how to 'end at the end'?

As for Metal Wolf Chaos... wow. Just, wow.
1 - When will Michael Bay finish the movie version?
2 - If these people can work as V.O.A.s, what the hell is stopping me??

Indeed, metal wolf chaos is possibly the best thing ever created.

Indeed "You guys are ROAST CHICKEN!!" has to be the greatest thing i have ever heard in my time as a human being or perhaps "Nothing is pointless.. Because I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE GREAT UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, YEAHHHHHHH!!!"

Infamous Scribbler
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Hardcore_gamer:
So all of earths leaders are cute teenage girls who decide to solve the alien invasion by.......having sex with that wizard and to "convince him" to use his magic powers and his awesome fighting panda to defeat the aliens?

Yea, my IQ just dropped a little after watching this.

IT IS CRAZY ENOUGH TO WORK!!!

Anybody else amused enough to want to try this? XD

Gone Gonzo
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O.o

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAaaaa...

what!?!?

now i want to play that game :(

Gone Gonzo
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The best part of that trailer is the fact that if you weren't told beforehand, you would have no idea that this was a porn game. Seriously, it looks just like some really bad anime show.

It does make me wonder where the "porn" part comes in, although I'm not sure if I really wanna the answer to that.

Pulitzer Laureate
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i almost want to play metal wolf now. it looks so funny. ok well this is a strange looking game.

Muckraker
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Cantfakethefunk, thank you for introducing me to Metal Wolf Chaos. It's just so mental.

-Nick

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