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Gone Gonzo Posts: 1919 Joined: 10 Mar 2009 | |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1764 Joined: 18 Nov 2008 | Japan, I still love you. I don't care what they say. |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 562 Joined: 21 Mar 2008 | .....is it wrong that the most stand-out scene, for me, is the one-and-a-half second glimpse of the alien ship's bridge, because it looks almost exactly like the original Star Trek bridge (with a one-person console in front of the captain's chair, instead of a two-person one)? And that..... was some weird shit dude. |
Press Junketeer Posts: 465 Joined: 21 Jan 2009 | Was that a panda bear wearing tiny glasses? Cause that's just plain awesome |
Paperboy Posts: 29 Joined: 21 Feb 2008 | It seems most don't get the joke with only the visual aspect, so I'll enlighten you guys: The panda's the leader of china. Also the dude with lightning shooting out of his hands is the pope, but that one's obvious. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1560 Joined: 4 Sep 2008 | Funk, over the past couple of days I've gone back and listened to some of your reviews. The narrator in this video sounds an awful lot like you... |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 747 Joined: 15 Jul 2009 | Oh my great goodness. im not sure what to make of that... |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 504 Joined: 9 Nov 2008 |
Not just glasses: Pince-nez. That pushes it over the top. Now if you'll excuse me, that video made my brain run away. I must now go find it. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3249 Joined: 20 Apr 2009 |
Who says it can't be a parody of hentai games while having hentai? Edit:
Agreed, I love the weird things they produce, as much as people deride them as perverted. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1313 Joined: 25 Jun 2009 | I like the random panda? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1899 Joined: 22 Jul 2008 | "...Or was it?!" I can't think of anything else to say. In fact I don't think anything else needs to be said. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1679 Joined: 16 Mar 2009 |
... where do I submit my job application? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2282 Joined: 5 May 2008 | I swear, something strange is always happening in that country. Maybe the bombings in WWII just left some radiation that drives everyone in Japan almost as insane as... as... um... Shit, there's really nothing quite as f**ked as Japan, now is there? |
BANNED Posts: 172 Joined: 29 Oct 2009 | Japanese are weird and horny...complete with early morning hard on. I loled when he said that in such a serious tone. User was banned for: What if you suddenly changed sex?. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1181 Joined: 28 Jun 2009 | How do you come across these? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2179 Joined: 2 Aug 2006 | Silence - accept your plastic woman overlords. No doubt the orgy involving the lead female and the entire house of representatives is mind-blowing. Not to mention the frequent gushing from various members of congress about how adorable their president is. Cheney is the head of her fan club. |
Muckraker Posts: 253 Joined: 10 Jun 2009 | throws salt at monitor |
Press Junketeer Posts: 411 Joined: 15 Jul 2009 |
hamsters...what do you do when you're home alone... |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 516 Joined: 7 Dec 2008 | Guys, stop scratching your heads about the panda and WATCH THE FREAKING METAL WOLF CHAOS TRAILER. I just did. It is the greatest thing ever. I want that game. Please tell me it works on PS2 or something else that I actually have. T_T I'm going to go check... Edit: It's for Xbox. Well poo. xP |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2012 Joined: 7 Sep 2008 |
The universe achieving singularity through moe doesn't sound half-bad, mate. |
Beat Writer Posts: 145 Joined: 11 Oct 2009 |
Thank you for explaining the video for me xD |
Beat Writer Posts: 132 Joined: 3 Oct 2009 | I cracked up when that old man started to use lighting on earth |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 718 Joined: 24 Mar 2009 | Why for all the can you misty brain sludge boopboopbedeboop. This stuff is just dangerous, definitely NSFW. And that's just the trailers alone. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1369 Joined: 1 Sep 2008 | I'm disturbed, and oddly aroused. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1634 Joined: 28 Nov 2007 | [Shrugs] All told it doesn't strike me as being any worse than a lot of other things that Japan has done. It and "Metal Wolf Chaos" seem like political satires for people outside of the country being satired. Sort of like how the left wing did "That's My Bush" and "'Lil Bush" during his presidency which probably would have been fairly incomprehensible to people who didn't know American politics.... which I'm guessing most Japanese people don't actually have a working knowlege of, so they are satirizing the system itself through the one role they really pseudo-understand (The President). However, I also suspect a lot of this is based on the desire for Japan to be relevent, and have some of the things you see in the US. The idea of a democracy appearing, and of course most importantly the idea of serious international relevency to anything except trade. For example Japan is not likely to go toe to toe with Russia on *ANY* issue like suggested there. It's just not a world power on that level, even if the Prime Minister was replaced. What's more one also has to consider that going by that trailer, even if they "fixed" things by replacing the Prime Minister and using mind control powers to cause acceptance, it does not explain how Russia would be being run by a stylized cutie, OR how it would be in a position to do anything except intimidate europe. It *could* be amusing, but as in general it looks like it's a combination of Japanese wish fulfillment (stylized as humor), combined with satire aimed at people who have no understanding of what is being satirized. As far as the voice actors go, unless it's a fansub (which this does not appear to be) I believe a lot of bad Japanese dubs nowadays are bad on purpose specifically because Americans find them funny, and a lot of people have in the past bought bad dubs specifically for the humor value. I say this because there are enough good ones out there, and enough Japanese who speak english clearly and understand how it works, that there is no excuse for it anymore. Thus I get the impression they do it intentionally. I look back at the whole "Tada-O" thing from "Earth And Beyond" as an example of what they are doing (except for real). |
Copy Clerk Posts: 58 Joined: 16 Aug 2009 | Bahahaha, this is why Japan simultaneously horrifies me and cracks me up. SILLY JAPANESE |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1649 Joined: 10 Sep 2008 |
Well, it would be really cool for the few moments that we would have to experience it, then it would suck. |
Muckraker Posts: 248 Joined: 20 Aug 2009 | ...lol what the fuck? |
Muckraker Posts: 248 Joined: 20 Aug 2009 |
lol sorry this is off topic, but I just listened to Libertad for the first time today |
Beat Writer Posts: 184 Joined: 1 Mar 2009 | Wow. Actually the Metal Wolf game looked kind of cool. They should localize it for the US. Make the president in the game a black guy and have Samuel L. Jackson do the voice. Think about it. Samuel L. Jackson as the president saving the US by piloting a giant robot. It Would outsell Modern Warfare 2!!!!!!!!! |
On the Record Posts: 6834 Joined: 31 Dec 2008 | If I had to play a porn game, this would definetly be it |
Beat Writer Posts: 164 Joined: 11 Jan 2009 | I don't get it, how is this a porn game? I dind't even see anything game-related, just looked like a weird concept anime. |
Paperboy Posts: 34 Joined: 31 Mar 2009 | Imagine if this game was made by Michael Bay... now that would be something you don't see every day. This is what grand theft auto 4 should have used as one of the TV series commercials. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3108 Joined: 23 Apr 2009 | HOLY CRAP |
Beat Writer Posts: 138 Joined: 8 Jun 2009 | 1. what's the story of the porn game |
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wow how do aliens speak japanese? also funk you have a good job if you get to watch porn trailers all day...