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Features Editor  Posts: 351 Joined: 11 Jan 2008     | |
Master Archivist  Posts: 8796 Joined: 22 Aug 2008     |
What noise - exactly - do night vision goggles make? |
Games Editor  Posts: 5327 Joined: 20 Dec 2005   |
Oh, so THAT'S what that was. |
Muckraker Posts: 249 Joined: 25 Nov 2006     | The internet is a fantastic place. |
Nobel Laureate  Posts: 20316 Joined: 11 Jul 2009    | That is quite awesome. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2933 Joined: 18 Sep 2008    |
I expect its more the guy making the noises; probably a lot of shuffling and yelling "ha hA!" |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 625 Joined: 27 Oct 2009     | So you gave each other head? (Couldn't resist). |
On the Record  Posts: 6395 Joined: 9 Jul 2008    |
Ever played Splinter Cell? Know that high pitched whine when you turn the goggles on? |
Master Archivist Posts: 8796 Joined: 22 Aug 2008 |
I thought that was just Sam Fisher whining that they were uncomfortable. |
BANNED  Posts: 16327 Joined: 26 Dec 2008   |
That was terrible. Anyway, it's nice to see that everything turned out happily, or something. User was banned for: When will the beast just die? EDIT. (Permanent) |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 623 Joined: 29 May 2008     |
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvu (Pronounce it for maximum effect.) |
Senior Editor  Posts: 2597 Joined: 9 Jan 2007  |
B'dEWWWWWWWWWWWWW! |
Artist  Posts: 557 Joined: 13 Jun 2002   | He always looks like that when he's skulking around. It's hard to be intimidated by that silly grin. But then, that's how he gets you. |
Nobel Laureate  Posts: 19570 Joined: 24 Aug 2009  | That picture at the bottom is awesome. |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 623 Joined: 29 May 2008 |
Susan Arendt, you are senior editor of a reputable online magazine. It is not fitting of your position to go around ninja'ing innocent forumgoers. |
Artist Posts: 557 Joined: 13 Jun 2002 | But Susan is a Ninja. I've seen her papers. Her Ninja papers. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1838 Joined: 8 Apr 2008    |
Having papers certifying your ninjatude wouldn't be very ninja-like. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1746 Joined: 13 Oct 2008    |
Talk about lowest common demoninator :) |
Artist Posts: 557 Joined: 13 Jun 2002 | And NOWWWWWWW, we have the "Make Jordan Look Even CREEPIER" Contest. Sponsored by ME! Whip out your GIMP or Photoshop and get to work!
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Beat Writer  Posts: 146 Joined: 9 Nov 2008    |
Letting other people see them certainly makes me question their authenticity. |
Senior Editor Posts: 2597 Joined: 9 Jan 2007 |
Depends on what I'm doing while they look at the papers, now doesn't it? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1705 Joined: 18 Dec 2008    |
bwwWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Ahh, the internet is truly a wonderful place after all, full of love, flowers and - wait, where was I? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1169 Joined: 3 Apr 2008   |
That will haunt me in my dreams forever. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2034 Joined: 13 Feb 2009    |
Pooooeeeepppp...! Or, he could have just been whispering "I'm stalking you". |
Production Director  Posts: 125 Joined: 12 Nov 2002  |
Agreed! Let creep begin.
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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3480 Joined: 17 Apr 2008  | ....Is it just me or has the whole Escapist production team gone barking mad??? Oh wells, no worse than the mods of some other sites I've been on... :P |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 494 Joined: 23 Apr 2008   | Holy buckets, that's how Web Phenomena start. I did not even know that a disease like that actually exists. Who said The Escapist is only game journalism? And about the noise, I think it goes somewhat like this: Chewwwwwwwwwiiiii. That pyramid head made me laugh so hard I almost woke my neighbors. And if you want to make Jordan creepier, put Yahtzee's head over him. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 107 Joined: 9 Oct 2008  |
Haha. Classic. Also, the head joke, classic too. |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 650 Joined: 28 Oct 2009 |
'Bweeeeee' Something like that. xD |
Artist  Posts: 206 Joined: 24 Jun 2008 |
We are peoples too! And it's Friday - of course we are gonna have some fun. He also smiles like that when he dances. |
Video Producer  Posts: 1300 Joined: 19 Feb 2006    | This is a valuable lesson in being careful what you do in front of a green screen. You never know what someone is going to chroma behind you. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3480 Joined: 17 Apr 2008 |
No. No you are not peoples. You are infact machines that I secretly built whom I designed to create the perfect videogamers haven on the interweb... One day I shall activate your true programmings and you shall help me take over the world! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! *ehem* Ok, to be fair I don't think you lads are as peculiar as the blokes who made this video, who are infact also moderators and whatnot for another site :P (it also happens to be an EPIC video) |
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Editor-in-Chief  Posts: 2365 Joined: 1 May 2006  | I love Friday. |
Artist Posts: 206 Joined: 24 Jun 2008 |
Hahaha awesome! |
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"Soap" MacTavish Undergoes Facial Reconstructive Surgery
After a sorting error left Escapist Editor Jordan Deam's plastic head of Modern Warfare 2's "Soap" MacTavish permanently disfigured, forumgoer mcipaulr came to the rescue by volunteering his own plastic "Soap" head for the first facial transplant of its kind.
The two plastic heads, part of Modern Warfare 2's "Prestige" edition, shared a common flaw: Tragically, they were both born with two of the same sides of their face, a rare but debilitating medical condition known as visiogeminitis. But while their deformity would have consigned them to the trash heap in years past, they've now made a full recovery thanks to the miraculous healing powers of The Escapist's forums.
In what will likely be seen as conclusive proof of the universe's inexorable harmony and balance, Escapist user mcipaulr's plastic "Soap" head was a mirror opposite of Deam's own - one came out of the box with two left sides, while the other came with two right sides. After a brief exchange of addresses and week's time in transit, both heads are now whole and fully capable of donning the absurd commemorative night-vision goggles with which they came.
"After waiting for MW2 to come out and getting the Prestige edition, I was expecting everything to be in 'Prestige' condition," said mcipaulr. Imagine his disappointment when, upon "gently opening the box and unpacking each part, I found that I, too, received the same side of Soap's face twice. ... But in less time than it takes to get a hold of Activision, [Jordan and I] were already swapping addresses. Today, I got my missing half, and my night-vision goggles are sitting proudly on my fireplace mantle, much to the dismay of my wife."
Editor Jordan Deam was unavailable for comment, as he was busy skulking around the office making night-vision noises.
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