If you woke up today wanting nothing more than to clumsily paw through 87 pictures of videogame boobs, German gaming site has your hookup.
PcAction.de assembled the collection under the title, "Breasts in computer and video games," as translated by Google. Clicking on the link above and viewing all 87 pictures will likely make your eyes bleed, make you lose your faith in humanity as a viable species, and kill more than a few kittens. Besides the obvious tastelessness, there are quite a few things wrong with this collection of boob shots. In case it wasn't clear from the headline, many of these shots contain nudity and are not safe for work.
The number of pictures is upsetting. What happened to the other 13 girls? Did the editor of the website suddenly determine that 100 was too ambitious and 87 pictures of pixelated breasts was enough? Frankly, I was officially disturbed after #4. (Does gravity not work for Ivy from Soul Calibur? Those puppies should have fallen out of that boob contraption years ago.) After a while, breasts aren't even important in a number of pictures. I mean, #87 is just Zoey with a red hooded sweatshirt. If the only criteria to get your picture on this site is to be a chick in a game, you'd think they could at least get to 100 before quitting.
The selection of characters depicted in "The Infamous 87," as I call it, is a bit of a confusing grabbag. There's the obligatory Lara Croft shots, as well as the Bloodrayne Playboy picture. But I could do without the modded Alyx Vance tits from Half-Life. I mean, how can we have a serious discussion about breasts in videogames if you allow user-created mods to creep in? It's preposterous.
Also, it's just bad form to put more than one of the girls from Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball on the list. One is plenty, no need to be hamfisted about it.
I have to say the production values of this whole sham are pretty poor. There's no attempt at a ranking system or even identification of which game the boobs are from. The whole thing is a shameless attempt at page views, as the author notes in the page description, "Okay, actually it's a cheap click [trap]. But at least it's worth it! Yeah!" (Again, translation courtesy of Google.) I can't fault them for being honest, and if they wanted to pick a subject that would get gamers clicking, well, boobs was a good choice. I know I clicked through the list of pics more than I should have and I'm guessing that a lot of you will too. I hope you don't feel as dirty as I do.
At least the comments prove that "fap fap" works in any language.
PcAction.de assembled the collection under the title, "Breasts in computer and video games," as translated by Google. Clicking on the link above and viewing all 87 pictures will likely make your eyes bleed, make you lose your faith in humanity as a viable species, and kill more than a few kittens. Besides the obvious tastelessness, there are quite a few things wrong with this collection of boob shots. In case it wasn't clear from the headline, many of these shots contain nudity and are not safe for work.
I love you you crazy german bastards. Just for this. That whole "holocaust" thing... Yeah, totally forgiven. Throw in video game asses and I may even support the whole master race concept.
are the not enough free porn sites that people feel the need to go look at pixilated boobs? as the song says people, its precisely what the internet is for.
there was even a friggin repeat picture! two of the same pic of kasumi. not to mention all the repeat characters. also, there was a completely random one of a naked woman holding sam fishers goggles. wut? there wasnt a femal character in that game excluding grim who had red hair.... wtf?
Ooooh, a new bookmark! My second favorite of random boob pictures next to The Most Amazing Page Ever. Although a reference like "See these boobs and more in Game Title IV! Though, I find it ironically interesting how the page doesn't even need to be translated...
If you woke up today wanting nothing more than to clumsily paw through 87 pictures of videogame boobs, German gaming site has your hookup.
PcAction.de assembled the collection under the title, "Breasts in computer and video games," as translated by Google. Clicking on the link above and viewing all 87 pictures will likely make your eyes bleed, make you lose your faith in humanity as a viable species, and kill more than a few kittens. Besides the obvious tastelessness, there are quite a few things wrong with this collection of boob shots. In case it wasn't clear from the headline, many of these shots contain nudity and are not safe for work.
The number of pictures is upsetting. What happened to the other 13 girls? Did the editor of the website suddenly determine that 100 was too ambitious and 87 pictures of pixelated breasts was enough? Frankly, I was officially disturbed after #4. (Does gravity not work for Ivy from Soul Calibur? Those puppies should have fallen out of that boob contraption years ago.) After a while, breasts aren't even important in a number of pictures. I mean, #87 is just Zoey with a red hooded sweatshirt. If the only criteria to get your picture on this site is to be a chick in a game, you'd think they could at least get to 100 before quitting.
The selection of characters depicted in "The Infamous 87," as I call it, is a bit of a confusing grabbag. There's the obligatory Lara Croft shots, as well as the Bloodrayne Playboy picture. But I could do without the modded Alyx Vance tits from Half-Life. I mean, how can we have a serious discussion about breasts in videogames if you allow user-created mods to creep in? It's preposterous.
Also, it's just bad form to put more than one of the girls from Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball on the list. One is plenty, no need to be hamfisted about it.
I have to say the production values of this whole sham are pretty poor. There's no attempt at a ranking system or even identification of which game the boobs are from. The whole thing is a shameless attempt at page views, as the author notes in the page description, "Okay, actually it's a cheap click [trap]. But at least it's worth it! Yeah!" (Again, translation courtesy of Google.) I can't fault them for being honest, and if they wanted to pick a subject that would get gamers clicking, well, boobs was a good choice. I know I clicked through the list of pics more than I should have and I'm guessing that a lot of you will too. I hope you don't feel as dirty as I do.
At least the comments prove that "fap fap" works in any language.
Looking through the list, it becomes apparent that "Breasts/boobs" is a mistranslation... It's probable that the german word that was put through google translate is slang just like we would use "chick" or "broad" (Imagine a foreign language speaker putting these words through a translator and they would get "baby chicken" and "large", respectively).
EDIT: Damn it, what's with me and the double posts lately?...
The boobs you see in porn may as well not be real. They're pixelated, you're (almost) never going to touch them and a lot of the time they don't work like natural boobs do anyway.
You point out that it's a shameless attempt to get more clicks on his own site but of course skip mentioning that the Escapist is doing the exact same damn thing?
The boobs you see in porn may as well not be real. They're pixelated, you're (almost) never going to touch them and a lot of the time they don't work like natural boobs do anyway.
Just sayin'
This is true, since you're not going to interact with the boobs on the other side of the screen, be they pixels or implants (or even natural) couldn't they both be considered equally real and fake in relation to each other? I had a friend once that was giving me a hard time about being attracted to one game character or another. They said, "They aren't real, they have no genitals(this was pre-Rule 34 website)" then I pointed out that he was just as likely to meet and fuck Kate Beckinsale from the Underworld poster over his bed as I was to meet the game character. He got mad at me. I laughed.
That said, I prefer the look, feel and motions of real, natural breasts any day.
oneplus999: You point out that it's a shameless attempt to get more clicks on his own site but of course skip mentioning that the Escapist is doing the exact same damn thing?
The Escapist News Room is nothing if not shameless.
are the not enough free porn sites that people feel the need to go look at pixilated boobs? as the song says people, its precisely what the internet is for.
*has lost all faith in the human race*
EXCEPT: Porn pics include dicks. Which I don't like seeing.
And barely any of these pics would load for me. WHY DO YOU FAIL ME IN MY MOMENT OF NEED, INTERNET?! WHY!?
EXCEPT: Porn pics include dicks. Which I don't like seeing.
Not all of them, depends what you search for. always lesbian porn and webcam stuff if that suits your taste. at the very least there is always the page 3 girl.
Although I may be guilty of clicking the link, I failed to find any real purpose of this page. Sure the German guy said that the list was solely made for page-views (I'll bet it worked like a charm), but I failed to find any sexiness in the pics. This means I am disappointed.
oneplus999: You point out that it's a shameless attempt to get more clicks on his own site but of course skip mentioning that the Escapist is doing the exact same damn thing?
The Escapist News Room is nothing if not shameless.
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If you woke up today wanting nothing more than to clumsily paw through 87 pictures of videogame boobs, German gaming site has your hookup.
PcAction.de assembled the collection under the title, "Breasts in computer and video games," as translated by Google. Clicking on the link above and viewing all 87 pictures will likely make your eyes bleed, make you lose your faith in humanity as a viable species, and kill more than a few kittens. Besides the obvious tastelessness, there are quite a few things wrong with this collection of boob shots. In case it wasn't clear from the headline, many of these shots contain nudity and are not safe for work.
The number of pictures is upsetting. What happened to the other 13 girls? Did the editor of the website suddenly determine that 100 was too ambitious and 87 pictures of pixelated breasts was enough? Frankly, I was officially disturbed after #4. (Does gravity not work for Ivy from Soul Calibur? Those puppies should have fallen out of that boob contraption years ago.) After a while, breasts aren't even important in a number of pictures. I mean, #87 is just Zoey with a red hooded sweatshirt. If the only criteria to get your picture on this site is to be a chick in a game, you'd think they could at least get to 100 before quitting.
The selection of characters depicted in "The Infamous 87," as I call it, is a bit of a confusing grabbag. There's the obligatory Lara Croft shots, as well as the Bloodrayne Playboy picture. But I could do without the modded Alyx Vance tits from Half-Life. I mean, how can we have a serious discussion about breasts in videogames if you allow user-created mods to creep in? It's preposterous.
Also, it's just bad form to put more than one of the girls from Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball on the list. One is plenty, no need to be hamfisted about it.
I have to say the production values of this whole sham are pretty poor. There's no attempt at a ranking system or even identification of which game the boobs are from. The whole thing is a shameless attempt at page views, as the author notes in the page description, "Okay, actually it's a cheap click [trap]. But at least it's worth it! Yeah!" (Again, translation courtesy of Google.) I can't fault them for being honest, and if they wanted to pick a subject that would get gamers clicking, well, boobs was a good choice. I know I clicked through the list of pics more than I should have and I'm guessing that a lot of you will too. I hope you don't feel as dirty as I do.
At least the comments prove that "fap fap" works in any language.
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