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Are your photographs suffering from a distinct lack of cats? Then you need CatPaint, a new iPhone app that lets you quickly and easily integrate all the super-cute little kitties into your photos that you could possibly want.

Problem: Not enough cats. Solution: More cats! But say you don't want the responsibility, aggravation and destroyed personal property that comes with owning more than zero real-life cats. What do you do? You download CatPaint, a new app for the iPhone that gives you all the cuteness of a clowder without any of the bloodshed, murder and loud, violent sex on the kitchen floor in the middle of the freakin' night that comes with the real thing.

It's so simple to use, even a dog lover could do it. Just open the cleverly designed litter box drawer, tap on one of the many kitties inside to select it and then tap somewhere on the screen to insert it into your photo. Make a mistake? Shake the iPhone gently to erase one cat, or a whole bunch to make them all disappear! For added amusement, the program also generates a range of meows, yowls and (I'm guessing here) that adorable gagging, yakking noise that means you're about to discover a big wet surprise beside the couch.

It's that easy! In no time at all, you'll be sending your newly kittenized photos off to friends and family, who will no doubt be thrilled to receive them. So get started today at catpaint.info!

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...now that's a useful application. And by useful, I mean no, not really. I guess the developers of this application has a lot of time on their hands, or they're that creepy old lady in the house with 100 cats. With 50 of them named after all the states in the USA.

That's amazing!

And is it just me or does the one in the bottom left of the baby's picture look an awful lot like the one off DDKR...

Just what I needed, my life has meaning at last, I am complete!

Is there anything that can't be sold anymore? Are we now a species who will labour away to pay for the "Kittenization" of our photos of that labour?

(seriously, I'm quite indifferent to this, only mildly amused that it exist)

Caaaaaaaaaats.
Now to find some decent picture to 'graffikit.'
Yeah, I suck.

Yeah. Cats make everything better.

But there is such a thing as too much of a good thing.

I guess that still has the number of useful iPhone apps at about a dozen. No change there.

Yes I'm quoting ENN.

Truly, that is a compelling reason to purchase an iPhone if I ever saw one. /sarcasm

Certainly an amusing concept though!

What is wrong with this world?

ZOMG

as an avid kitteh fan, I MUST have this app!

Also, Andy, considering your avatar your giving this news is highly ironic :P

sniffffff.
This smells of 4chan.....
Id get it though...if just for the lulz.

theflyingpeanut:
Yeah. Cats make everything better.

But there is such a thing as too much of a good thing.

Oh my god. How did you know just what comics those were?

PA doesn't make it easy to hunt for a specific comic unless you know the title.

Andy Chalk:
But say you don't want the responsibility, aggravation and destroyed personal property that comes with owning more than zero real-life cats. What do you do? You download CatPaint, a new app for the iPhone that gives you all the cuteness of a clowder without any of the bloodshed, murder and loud, violent sex on the kitchen floor in the middle of the freakin' night that comes with the real thing.

Bread Eggs Milk Squick, anyone? Huh. Must be in a troping mood today.

Anyway, this is certainly adorable. But then, all things with kittehs are! Too bad I don't have an iPhone, though, otherwise I'd get this for sure.

seriously should have seen this coming...

The fact that there is demand for this is highly disturbing.

Cats make everything awesome, I'll probably be smiling for ages now I think everything suffers from a distinct lack of cats.

A Nobel prize worthy achievement.

Finally! All my cat related needs have been satisfied!

I have only one thing to say and that is: Why?!?!?!

I mean seriously if anyone knows why the hell this exists I would like to know. I mean do people actually download this junk?

Sorry that was more like 2 things.

Become that crazy Cat person without even buying one single can of whiskers :p

Finally a reason to consider getting an iPhone.

One more app that would be interesting, but not interesting enough for me to actually go out to buy an iPhone. Maybe I'll convince one of my richer friends to download it.

That is adoreable...lol, if not a little creepy.

None the less I know some people at work who, once they see this will be all squeels and giggles...

This app is basically means i could turn any photo i take into one at my nans house.

This is... really weird, but somehow awesome at the same time.

Simalacrum:
Also, Andy, considering your avatar your giving this news is highly ironic :P

You know, you might think so, but trust me on this: I am down with the cats.

Seriously.

Best...app...EVER!

Or you could skip buying the iPhone, and just get a PC, an image editor and a collection of clip-art.

That sounds like the better option to me.

This is why I wont buy myself an I-Phone, I could not resist spending $$ on crap apps like this. ....I love kitties.

Onyx Oblivion:

theflyingpeanut:
Yeah. Cats make everything better.

But there is such a thing as too much of a good thing.

Oh my god. How did you know just what comics those were?

PA doesn't make it easy to hunt for a specific comic unless you know the title.

I am just that good. Also, I only needed to find the first one, as the other was right after it. Not too hard when you're bored.

 
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