"Toy" Robot Outfitted With Endless Weaponry

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"Toy" Robot Outfitted With Endless Weaponry

Robots are becoming more overt in their war against humanity, now uploading an official training video to YouTube.

The i-SOBOT is a small bipedal robot that could be on the front lines of the impending battle between the robot hordes and small contingency of human rebels still alive. The toasters have evidently been working on weaponizing themselves, as we can see in this latest training video that they were arrogant enough to show off to the world.

These weapons appear to still be in their test phases, but that doesn't make them any less terrifying. The i-SOBOT has not only learned to use rudimentary weapons such as the bow and arrow, but also more devastating pieces of machinery like the Gatling gun. This does not bode well for humanity's last stand.

They've even started to train in the ways of the ninja, throwing shuriken with deadly accuracy. Robots are one thing, but robot ninjas are a whole different bag of deadly. Combined with the net guns that will capture all of our dinosaurs, missiles that can destroy tanks, surface to air missiles, and the effective but somewhat stealthy rocket punch, it's time to start rethinking our mechanical enemies. Some would say the i-SOBOT is a mere toy designed for fun, but I don't know how we can take that chance. No, not after what happened last time...

(Via: Gizmodo)

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This is amazing and I love it dearly.

We. Are. Fucked,

Well, that's it. Packing my bags and giving up on humanity. I'm siding with the robots. They're the clear winners in this little tit-for-tat.

WOW I WANT ONE SO BADLY

I. CALLED. IT.

Some random geeks in Japan will use their robots to take over the world!

Oh no, we're doomed!
They're developing General Grievous.

Why weren't my Christmas toys this cool?

But can it LOVE.

Someone had to belittle the awesomeness of this eventually.

Well, I'm going to go donate my body to become the first cyborg/geth-type creature. We're just not advanced enough to compete with medieval-jedi-ninja-robots. They've learned to make improvised weaponry...

They're advancing faster than we could have dared believe!

Yes, my minions are setting out to prepare themselves.
I'm impressed by their ability with lightsabers... [/joke]

I think its time to invest in a few battlestars for when shit hits the fan.

Well I'm glad I'm not a balloon or a piece of styrofoam.

For the last time - robot army is one thing, an AI is another thing entirely. And this joke is not funny anymore.

I for one shall welcome our new robot overlords.

That was not a warhammer, that was a FLAIL.
Blasphemy!
Other than that, you are doomed.
Me, I'm just finishing up my Daishi.

Ok this is getting serious now. I agree with Kollega this is getting out of hand, there needs to be like, some laws made or something to stop these toys totally messing our shit up.

Wait there's robots that can use light sabers? Crap.

Since when is giving robots weapons a good idea? I mean, God damn!

I used to think that the zombies were going to attack first, but now I'm one step closer to believing the robots are going to strike first.

...and the last thing you'll hear is a pre-recorded 'shwing' noise as it attacks...

Robots with lightsabers.

Holy Metal Fatigue flashbacks, Batman!

Wow, people are making robots for everything.

Sexbot.

Warbot.

Some weird tieing bot.

Who knows whats next.

{Insert inevitable Skynet joke here}

All I can say is that I hope the robots will let me fight on their side.

It must be said.

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Dear god I hope this thing is American made!

Please! Please!

Akynet is self aware. Time to go get my Mair's Leg (issa gun)

The Austin:
Since when is giving robots weapons a good idea? I mean, God damn!

I used to think that the zombies were going to attack first, but now I'm one step closer to believing the robots are going to strike first.

But when the robots meet the zombies what happens then? Robots have nothing to fear from the undead hordes and they shall be cut down with impunity.

and so it begins....anyone has an emp gun?

So... maybe we should start developing EMP weapons?

TheFacelessOne:
Dear god I hope this thing is American made!

Please! Please!

Nope, I'm pretty sure it's Japanese.

somebody really, really....really, likes making BB guns

Did anyone else notice that at the start of the video, the robot shot a balloon with an arrow whilst looking the other way?!? If that's the future of robotics, then we're all fucked!

Douk:
But can it LOVE.

Someone had to belittle the awesomeness of this eventually.

We may have love but the ninja-robots have lightsabers and rubber band guns. I say we're doomed unless we build even bigger robots to destroy smaller ones! Then we just have to come up with a new plan how to deal with the big robots once they turn against us.

Why does awesomeness have a habit of bringing us closer to our inevitable doom..

Douk:
But can it LOVE.

That thing is a miniature death-bot.

YES!

AlexWinter:
Ok this is getting serious now. I agree with Kollega this is getting out of hand, there needs to be like, some laws made or something to stop these toys totally messing our shit up.

Of course. If we delay much longer, all of our styrofoam cups and balloons may be in danger!

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