This Is the Second-Best Japanese Porn Game Trailer Ever

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This Is the Second-Best Japanese Porn Game Trailer Ever

The trailer for this erotic Japanese RPG isn't the single best one I've ever seen, but it's the most honest. Oh, and it's actually coming out in English, too.

When it comes to trailers for Japanese porn games (or eroge), My Girlfriend Is the President still takes the top spot, but the above trailer for Record of Agarest War is up there, too... if only for virtue of its honesty.

"Sure," the trailer says, "We've got a fun-looking JRPG here with the standard evil villain, noble hero, and all of that cliche crap, but you're really here for the tits, aren't you? Aren't you?!" It's like the game is made by Team Ninja or something.

Truly, the people making this trailer know their audience. People will play Record of the Agarest War because they want to see the buxom females telling the virile male lead how they want to feel him from the inside. And I really just creeped myself out there. I think I need to go take a shower.

Of course, judging how one of the images seems to be censoring the bottom half of a towel, maybe there won't be all that much to see after all.

Record of Agarest War is out on the PS3 via PlayStation Network next year, pervs.

(Thanks, plastic_window!)

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Dude, a user beat you to it.

And just a heads up to all you pervs out there, there isn't any actual nudity in this game.

Hey, I was just reading a thread about this!
To repeat my feelings, this looks awful. The battle system looks just... bad, and the everything else is just plain dumb.

That is truly the best trailer ever.

Also, I think the blurring is removable in the game itself.
Hopefully

EDIT:

HardRockSamurai:
Dude, a user beat you to it.

Read the bottom of the post.
The thank you

What the hell?
Some of that made me laugh, but seriously, what the hell?
And it's funny that it censored the towel...
sorry, I need to go guffaw in a corner...

I have to ask, what websites do you lot find this stuff out from?!

HardRockSamurai:
Dude, a user beat you to it.

Not allowed to do that because News posts are on a timer to check for errors. I get told off about it frequently.

OT: That was the funniest game trailer I've ever seen.

This is the weirdest trailer I've seen in my entire life. And the music sounds like it was written by Joe Satriani (which is actually pretty awesome).

HardRockSamurai:
Dude, a user beat you to it.

And just a heads up to all you pervs out there, there isn't any actual nudity in this game.

Since I thanked the guy at the bottom of the post, you might almost think that I knew that already... :P

Occasionally we do find out about funny news stories from the forums. This was one of those times.

HardRockSamurai:

there isn't any actual nudity in this game.

talking out of experience?

Cpt_Oblivious:

HardRockSamurai:
Dude, a user beat you to it.

Not allowed to do that because New posts are on a timer to check for errors.

I know. Actually, I think a lot of Escapists spend the majority of their time trying to/accidentally NINA-ing the actual News posters. It's wierd.

sirdanrhodes:
I have to ask, what websites do you lot find this stuff out from?!

Gametrailers or Kotaku.

Its the music that really made me giggle. Bom Chicka wow wow!

HA! that was awesome, so awesome i almost wanna buy it, just to show support to creative, fresh and funny advertising, same reason i pre-purchased Dantes inferno.

also, its a jrpg and a porn game, something about double negatives and minus times minus comes to mind, ill wait for a community review before making up my mind, and while i wait ill watch the commercial again.

Fnorking awesome!

CantFaketheFunk:

HardRockSamurai:
Dude, a user beat you to it.

Since I thanked the guy at the bottom of the post, you might almost think that I knew that already... :P

Occasionally we do find out about funny news stories from the forums. This was one of those times.

Oops. I missed that. My bad.

TheNamlessGuy:
That is truly the best trailer ever.

Also, I think the blurring is removable in the game itself.
Hopefully

EDIT:

HardRockSamurai:
Dude, a user beat you to it.

Read the bottom of the post.
The thank you

From what I know about Japanese Censorship laws (they may have changed) everything has to be blurred, even if it's intended to be porn. Of course people will mod it to leave out the censors.

this is waaaaay better than my girlfriend the president.

HardRockSamurai:

Cpt_Oblivious:

HardRockSamurai:
Dude, a user beat you to it.

Not allowed to do that because New posts are on a timer to check for errors.

I know. Actually, I think a lot of Escapists spend the majority of their time trying to/accidentally NINA-ing the actual News posters. It's wierd.

sirdanrhodes:
I have to ask, what websites do you lot find this stuff out from?!

Gametrailers or Kotaku.

And now for the important question, do Kotaku get the trailers sent to them, or do they have very sticky keyboards?

Perverts.

(I'm going to need a PS3 quickly...)

That music was so Grade F&*king A :p, I love it that was So funny.

z121231211:
From what I know about Japanese Censorship laws (they may have changed) everything has to be blurred, even if it's intended to be porn. Of course people will mod it to leave out the censors.

They mosiac the original image, it isn't a visual filter. If it is sold outside Japan, then they will supply the original un-edited version of the images.

I found the trailer to be very funny indeed.

This was already posted.

And what would be the first?

LTK_70:
Perverts.

[size=3]I'm going to need a PS3 quickly...[/size]

As Aura Guardian pointed out, the end of the trailer also carries the Xbox Live logo. Who knows, maybe this'll be one of those Summer of Xbox Live titles?

One can hope... and dream... and damn now I need new sheets.

sirdanrhodes:

HardRockSamurai:
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sirdanrhodes:
I have to ask, what websites do you lot find this stuff out from?!

Gametrailers or Kotaku.

And now for the important question, do Kotaku get the trailers sent to them, or do they have very sticky keyboards?

They should get a fair portion of their stuff sent to them, but they ARE journalists, so I assume they find a lot of this stuff on their own.

They probably also have sticky keyboards. They ARE gamers too ya know.

You can buy eroge on PSN?

HardRockSamurai:

sirdanrhodes:

HardRockSamurai:
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sirdanrhodes:
I have to ask, what websites do you lot find this stuff out from?!

Gametrailers or Kotaku.

And now for the important question, do Kotaku get the trailers sent to them, or do they have very sticky keyboards?

They should get a fair portion of their stuff sent to them, but they ARE journalists, so I assume they find a lot of this stuff on their own.

They probably also have sticky keyboards. They ARE gamers too ya know.

Journalist gamers, what a bunch of tossers eh? Those wankers should be working...

...I am sorry.

Well you can't knock them for not knowing their audience. I'm pretty sure the majority isn't going to buy it for the gameplay, unless well y'know....

Also that face from the guy with the tattooed chest was priceless towards the beginning.

Wow.....
Classy.

hahaha those perverts in japan getting a jolly outta making these games then selling them to socially ignored 13 year olds who live in basements :D

I laughed, I cried... I died a little inside.

...I will bu-get, I will get this game.

CantFaketheFunk:
This Is the Second-Best Japanese Porn Game Trailer Ever

Record of Agarest War is out on the PS3 via PlayStation Network next year, pervs.

YAY i cant wait to buy it and a box of tissues and a leveling guide lol

Best trailer music ever. Great tongue in cheek humour, got to praise them for that.

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