This Is the Second-Best Japanese Porn Game Trailer Ever

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I'm so aroused and confused, what the hell did I just see?

I said it in the other thread,I had already planned on buying this game. The trailer just made it a day one purchase. Any company that is that ballsy with their trailers deserves my money.

I can't bring myself to care about a console eroge (or, from what HardRock suggest, a fanservice filled FF clone) when Higurashi has been localized and Koihime Musou is coming out over here in February.

i'm just wondering when we're going to see Funk's top 10 porn game trailers of 2009 cause we all know he has one

CantFaketheFunk:
I was right!

You are the one that post these odd articles.

Ah the Japanese, I do so love their products.

Greyfox105:
What the hell?
Some of that made me laugh, but seriously, what the hell?
And it's funny that it censored the towel...
sorry, I need to go guffaw in a corner...

Yeah...lol, Japanese, will always go one step further XD

hopeneverdies:

Also that face from the guy with the tattooed chest was priceless towards the beginning.

that is actually the oxford English dictionary's definition for the LOLWUT face.

but anyway, this is funny as hell, and I have a feeling that if I listen to queens don't stop me now during it, I could not stop laughing. it is a fact, proven by SCIENCE!

Why is this called a porn game? It's rated 15 and up in Japan. It'll have about as much porn as Devil May Cry and Soul Calibur.

Milkman Dan:
Why is this called a porn game? It's rated 15 and up in Japan. It'll have about as much porn as Devil May Cry and Soul Calibur.

It's actually rated 12 on Europe. And I have to laugh at the towel censorship. Still, it was a nice change from the usual boring trailers, so props to that?

Wow, I wanna see how much this sells

How good do these eroge tend to be?

I laughed my head off the the video, purely cos of the music that was play // Like an undated version of old 70/80's porn music

-M

At first I was really afraid to even watch this trailer, but I'm glad I did. That was the stupidest trailer I've seen in awhile, but why did I have to be 18 to view it? Everything was totally censored. (Even the towel! XD) Why censor random clevage? It didn't even show anything in the first place!

Props go to the people who made the trailer just for the funny music and stupid humor. (I do have a PS3 so...)

Ironwampa:
How good do these eroge tend to be?

This isn't really an eroge. It's a standard strat-RPG with some not-actually-naughty pictures in the cutscenes.

Most eroge are rubbish.

lucky me, I own a PS3! Now I ju8st have to play it when my parents aren't home.

It is funny that it is only marketed like this to western audiences. It is actually a Final Fantasy Tactics style game. I played the demo a while back when it was on the Japanese PSN. The game was pretty fun if you like FFT and has some of its own little tricks. Go watch the actual gameplay trailer. Also the sex in this makes new allies if you spawn a kid. It is an interesting concept, and by no means an eroge. Basically if you think this is eroge, then you are calling Dragon Age an eroge.

god i love a sense of humour.

samaritan.squirrel:
You can buy eroge on PSN?

That's a scary thought.

I always thought it was weird when gameplay aspects are put in porn games. It's like, "hey man I just need something to wank to, I don't want to have to find 10 knoll eyes for you before you take your cloths off".

Dig that music

[shuffles off humming tune]

Hey, at least it means there is no chance for hetai-artists or fan-fic writers to then ruin anything as is normally canon for JRPGs. I can just imagine the publisher issuing a middle finger and saying "Hah! Beat you to it!"

Well, that was weird. Great music though.
PS: has anybody else noticed that "coming soon" is written in two different font sizes? Guess which word has the larger one...

Milkman Dan:
Why is this called a porn game? It's rated 15 and up in Japan. It'll have about as much porn as Devil May Cry and Soul Calibur.

It's not a porn game, or even anything remotely resembling eroge. It's a tactical role-playing game in which you can influence which of the various female party members the leading man will get with. Then the next generation inherit some of the male & female's fighting characteristics (hence the localized European title, Agarest: Generations of War). Quite a clever gimmick if you ask me.

This trailer is a piss take which is obviously intended to spread the word about an ultra niche game which would otherwise sell about 10 copies. After less than 48 hours, the trailer has more than 200,000 views, so I think it's pretty clear that they've succeeded in their goal. The reason a towel and other non-offensive items are pixellated is because there's no actual nudity in the game.

It came out in Europe in October and I bought it, firstly because I buy most TRPGs and secondly because it's made by one of my favourite developers (Idea Factory). It did fairly well in Europe, charting at #33, which is virtually unheard of for TRPGs over here. It's a decent game, and anyone into deep & complex TRPGs (i.e. not Final Fantasy Tactics) would probably like it.

So yeah, fairly lazy reporting which a simple Google or Wikipedia search could have cleared up.

Gotta admit, I do find it funny, even though I'm way too far gone with normal eroge to find it anything more.

harhol:

Quite a clever gimmick if you ask me.

Albeit not exactly a new one. Phantasy Star III did the same thing fifteen years ago.

Wow... you sure as hell didn't lie when you said the trailer was honest, Funk. xD

To be a porn game, you would have to include NUDITY in in your game. That game didn't have shit. And the fact that it will be released in the US confirms it. This trailer is purely a publicity stunt. And it worked.

LOL the porno music made the trailer epic.

that was funny and distrubing all at the same time. btw where do yiu fid things like this? lol

I am dissapointed. I am not a pedophile, and many of the girls in this game look underage. Bigger boobs and wider hips seem called for.

HardRockSamurai:
And just a heads up to all you pervs out there, there isn't any actual nudity in this game.

Yeah, I was guessing that after the fake censorship attempts at hiding a towel, the side of a girl's ass, and a little bit of cleavage.

I'm surprised. This is possibly one of the first hentai JRPGs that officially comes out to Western shores.

Cpt_Oblivious:

HardRockSamurai:
Dude, a user beat you to it.

Not allowed to do that because News posts are on a timer to check for errors. I get told off about it frequently.

OT: That was the funniest game trailer I've ever seen.

Like the sonic the hedgehog domain name news? :P

I would guess this is related to Record of Lodoss War, which was a pretty good game.

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