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Tekken Movie Trailer Isn't Appalling

Another day, another ropey looking videogame movie trailer, but this Tekken trailer isn't that bad...

Let's face it, it's going to be a long, long time before someone makes a good movie based on a video game, but this trailer for the upcoming Tekken film manages to be less awful than most. While clearly made on a tiny budget and featuring no one you'll recognize, it looks like it might have a few decent fights scene in it.

Directed by Dwight H. Little, who has also directed such martial arts blockbusters as Steven Seagal's Marked For Death and, urrr, Free Willy 2 and starring Luke Goss, who is probably best known for his appearances in Blade II and Hellboy 2, the movie gets its theatrical in Japan on March 6th, 2010 and presumably at some point after that in the rest of the world.

Still, it can't be worse that the Dead or Alive movie, right?

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Not as bad looking as I thought it would be. The story seems like every other story in a fighting movie but then again Tekken had a hokey story its self.

"THIS IS IRON FIST!"

I think this will further prove that games should remain games and films should remain films.

fighting games don't make good movies at all

I think the movie is going to be straight to DvD outside of Japan. As for the trailer...it looks okay. It seems to be actual fighting in this movie.

This actually looks pretty good.

Then again, if you watch Dead or Alive as a comedy, that's good too.

Holy fucking shit.

That was painful.

Monkeytacoz:
fighting games don't make good movies at all

Very true, street fighter movie anyone?

How is this not appalling? Its fucking disgraceful!!

Seems okay, but I don't see there being anything outside of all the fight scenes.

Will it be like "Fight, fight, fight, love interest, training montage, fight fight fight, sexual tension, fight fight fight, The End"

Hmm a Dead or Alive film? Who wants to bet it will turn out as a porn?

"Rule 2: You do not talk about..."

Is there anything other than a couple of people beating the crap out of each other going on?

The trailer may not be appalling, but the movie certainly will be. You can't really make a good movie out of a fighting game while remaining faithful to the spirit of the game. I'd say you should forget the spirit of the game and go for faithful to the characters, but that will just piss off the hardcore fans. It's a loose-loose situation all around.
Besides, when has a video game tie-in movie ever been good?

At least that costumes are mostly right.

But there is one thing bothering me.And that is the fact that Jin is supposed to have spiky hair.SPIKY.

How to make this movie good: have Free Willy make a cameo appearance in the movie.

"this Tekken trailer isn't that bad..."

You're joking, right?

Even as a huge Tekken fan i dont see much potential in this.

wooty:

Monkeytacoz:
fighting games don't make good movies at all

Very true, street fighter movie anyone?

Which one? The anime one was pretty good. The live-action one was made of fail and the ashes of Raul Julia's legacy.

As for this trailer... haven't I seen it about three hundred times before, in the incarnation of every craptacular "man fights for revenge" film that's ever come down the pipe?

Oh holy god that music was bad. Do they just get moody 13-year-old suburban kids to pick the music for these kind of movies?

The Rockerfly:
Hmm a Dead or Alive film? Who wants to bet it will turn out as a porn?

*Ahem*
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0398913/

Rubbish doesn't even begin to cover how bad that trailer was. It physically hurt to watch. The one liners were delievered with no emotion and the plot looks like a fat man's belly hair. I am now going to have to erase the whole thing from my memory.

To be fair it doesn't look awful, but it certainty doesn't look great either. Wait and see I guess.

Until I see me a Half man Half Cheetah, I'm not seeing this.

The first MK movie was good at the time, and it was a fighting game.

This Trailer looks okay to be honest, the characters look well and the fights could be interesting.

Monkeytacoz:
fighting games don't make good movies at all

Yeah, out of any game genre, why is it fighting games that always seem to be made into movies? It's not like they're renowned for their storytelling, I can tell you that much.

Ok now was just bad, the story seems non-apparent (of course the game didn't win any awards on that front) and the acting is just awful. All that said the fight scenes look ok.

It actually reminds me of some of Van Damm's old movies. Kickboxer, bloodsport etc. That's ok I guess.

Eh, didn't like it that much. But I might see it just to see Yoshimitsu.

tekken always had some sort of story to it. the movie doesn't look too bad.

Well, I'm one of those who has said that there have been good video game movies already. A good number of them actually. While one can look at "Street Fighter" or "Dead Or Alive" a better place to look is say at the FIRST "Mortal Kombat" movie which did well enough to actually get a (terrible) sequel, and actually spawned a pretty successful soundtrack as well. Tomb Raider also managed to do well enough to get a sequel, and there are others. I think people tend to mostly focus on the horrible failures rather than the successes (which is why they continue to be made), plus it's become hip for gamers to hate on video game movies irregardless of whether they deserve it or not.

That said, I think this movie can at best hope to be average. The reason being that most fighting games have a general concept followed by a total lack of resolution where pretty much the "hero" depends on whom you play, and reality/resolution is dictated by that same choice when you win. In some universes like Tekkn an "official" victor is decided after the game (usually one of the corperate Japanese guys fighting over the company) and to set the continueing story for the sequel. This relegates a lot of the mythology generated by other backrounds and endings to filler and creates as many questions as they answer.

It should be noted that Tekken has a relatively decent storyline as far as such things go. The basic concept being rooted in 1980s/1990s fiction before the "evil corperation" had become quite as much of a stock villain, and we hadn't seen dark corperate apocolypse futures around every corner. The basic premise being similar to "Enter The Dragon" with a corperation more powerful than most nations with it's own military forces and such (ala Shadowrun or Cyberpunk 2020) holds an "Enter The Dragon" type tournament to lure in great fighters for potential recruitment into their military forces. This premise of course being weak because since every character in the game is potential a hero (or anti-hero) all of them are portrayed as having "exceptional" motives similar to a martial arts movie hero, and are usually not there for the reasons the tournament is supposed to be about (a ton of money, and potentially a high profile security/private military job, OR according to some definitions the right to request a boon of the CEO if you defeat him... one character entered the tournament to get him to build an Amusement park). The lynchpin for many character stories though is that the rules of the tournament make the "champion" the current CEO, which means if you get to the final round it's a way to face him in combat and "accidently" kill him. When otherwise he could be anywhere in the world, and virtually unlocatable, or in a bunker surrounded by an army of doomsoldiers. This being used (plotwise) as a lure especially in Tekken 6 for the CEO to also draw out their enemies and also see them disposed of (either in person, or by other competitors... perhaps hiring assasins and such to fight in the tournament for that purpose).

As a Dark Future fan, I can sort of "see" Tekken as a concept. But you'll notice they also told a lot of the story through Beat 'Em Up modes and such at the same time.

Generally speaking to really do a "Tekken" movie I'd think the Tournament set up they have in that preview will actually work against it, since to tell a decent story based on the series the Tournament is actually just one element of it, and should feature in the movie, but if they try and base the movie around it at best it's going to come down to the choreography and probably be ranked as "average" compared to similar movies like "Enter The Dragon" or "Blood Sport" which featured luminaries like Bruce Lee or Van Damme (who was a real world class martial arts champion).

Nothing in that movie really struck me as being definingly "Tekken" other than having fighters that looked sort of like the characters. What's more without getting into the actual world and the "Dark Future" techn-thriller type backdrop, suddenly sticking things like Ninja Robots out there are purely WTF worthy. You'd expect something like that in say a Cyberpunk 2020 game, and it makes sense that one might be involved in corperate plots like this, but really that movie does nothing to really establish the setting from what I saw. You don't have all of the corperate stormtroopers running around, and the points about how quite obviously the goverments of the world rank about as well agains the resources of Heihachi as they do against say Genom (Bubblegum Crisis), or Renraku (Shadowrun).

Of course to some extent I'd also say that ironically I think that like many Dark Future stories Tekken is simply too deep to do as a movie.

Still, I'd imagine it will be a tolerable kung-fu flick. A lot of tmes I get into the mood for deritive stuff like that, and I think this is going to wind up on athe quick fix list of action movie fans. Right up there with say "The Quest" by Van Damme, not great, but one of those perfectly stereotypical movies that gives you what it should in exactly the right (predictable) doses and sates the need to see people jump around and kick each other in the face. :P

Im gon awatch it for the fact im a fan.. film looks sucky though
Also, Bryan looks crap & where the hell is King?!

Mrsnugglesworth:
Until I see me a Half man Half Cheetah, I'm not seeing this.

That's only a mask. I'm more interested in more Yoshimitsu or Mokujin (the wooden thing that copys everyone elses moves), how the hell is that thing alive.

or Panda!

well...um...yeah it looks like crap. it gonna bomb the same way street fighter and dragon ball did. the only way it would have been good is if one it wasn't some giant underground cage fight instead they would be moving around to different locations to fight, no big crowd surrounding them. And maybe if there body started emiting electricity when they were fighting and they were flying around crouching tiger hidden dragon style.

omg xD this is IRON fist!!! from that point onward I didn't take the trailer seriously anymore

It can't be any worse than the god awful nonsense that was Street fighter and then the Chun Li movie.

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