Wii Remote Finally Modded Into a Vibrating Sex Toy

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Wii Remote Finally Modded Into a Vibrating Sex Toy

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Wii Remote peripherals don't just look like sex toys anymore.

It's been a running gag in some circles ever since the PlayStation Move was unveiled that the device bore more than a minor resemblance to a sex aid. Of course, Sony was behind the curve on that, seeing as how people had been making sex-toy jokes about Nintendo's vibrating Wii remote controller (and its various peripherals) for years.

Well, it might have taken longer than expected, but those jokes aren't just jokes anymore. An enterprising little group called Mojowijo has developed an extension that will turn your Wii Remote into a bona fide electric boyfriend (or girlfriend). Heck, you don't even need an actual Wii to do it!

According to the company's website, this is how the Mojowijo product works:

The device is attached to the accessory port on a Nintendo Wii remote control. The control is then connected to a bluetooth enabled PC running Mojowijo software. Using Mojowijo's patent pending Motion2Vibration technology, the device is able to transform the varying motions of the control into appropriate vibration signals and send them to another selected device - in the same room or over the internet. (Wii gaming console NOT required). Essentially turning your Wii remotes into shared, remote controlled vibrators (aka wii vibrator or wiibrator!)

The interesting part is that the device is remotely controlled via Bluetooth - you can control your partner's Wii parts - which could either just be used to spice up bedroom play, or could help a couple deal with a long-distance relationship.

I'm not convinced, though. Oh, it has nothing to do with the tech; I'm sure that works just fine. I just have a hard time seeing any guy (or lady) putting something that looks eerily like The Claw near their naughty bits.

(Via Destructoid)

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What.
The.
Fudge.

Seriously, who are they trying to market this to?

those Wii remotes look awkward to use for either of their intended uses O.o

Finally.

Estoki:
What.
The.
Fudge.

Seriously, who are they trying to market this to?

Haha, that's a very good point...

*closes purchase tab*

This is such a sick idea!

Doesn't surprise me. XBL already has that creepy "Massage" game you can download where you can "massage" someone with their Xbox controller over XBL.

These people are just cutting to the chase is all.

I agree, the "claw" one looks seriously creepy.

Remember kids, never touch someone elses Wii-mote.

Estoki:
What.
The.
Fudge.

Seriously, who are they trying to market this to?

Horny people.

OT: It's about time. Not that I'll be buying one, I'm just amazed it took them this long to do it. The first thing I said when I saw the prototype Wii controller all those years ago was "Vibrator."

HSIAMetalKing:
Finally.

That was my first thought, my second was

EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Why am I not surprised....

well, took them long enough.

What? What else can I say about it?

Just another reason I can make fun of my sister for having a Wii.

Oh thank god! You guys have no idea how long I've been waiting for this. I've just...I've been so alone.

I mean...nothing creepy whatsoever. What a horrifying product that I would never want to buy.

ive actually never thought about this...been to concerned with who just smashed me out of the screen...is that wrong?

Now this is the type of thing Nintendo should unleash the lawyers on.

I'd buy, and use it if I had a wii.

What took them so long

ma55ter_fett:
I agree, the "claw" one looks seriously creepy.

Where would you put it?! Actually I don't really want to know...

Well, that's made my day more disturbing, but it made me laugh as well.

But who will actually buy this?!?!?!?

Wiibrator? That's priceless.

Kind of want.

What happened to the good old days when the Wii was seen as a casual gamer/kiddies console?

I sold my Wii to a friend who happens to be a girl... now I know why she was so eager.

Why is the title "Wii-Mote finally Modded Into a Vibrating Sex Toy"?!

I'm sending this article to my girlfriend right now, this should terrify her suitably.

Hah a really wet girl could short out the controller. Not such a good idea... however, this is an interesting take. Although why does it have to attach to the wii mote? Using the wii mote as a remote control device is kinda kinky but otherwise... hey! Wait! I bet there's going to be a whole new type of porn webcam site popping up where you can control the prostitute's dildo with this thing!! Lol!

YAY!......I mean...Uhmm.......Good for them?

Hey, At least the company wasn't called Cyberdyne or Skynet. THEN we would be fucked.

At least the wii can get more sales now.

icyneesan:
I'd buy, and use it if I had a wii.

but you don't need a wii!!!!!

Huh. Seems....unnecessary.

(c) 2010 Sextendo
this is weird there goes the Nintendo Wii family image

i'm scared

Estoki:
What.
The.
Fudge.

Seriously, who are they trying to market this to?

Freaks who like to experience feelings of sexual release. Ugh.

That claw thing doesn't look safe. It'd be like being fondled by a pirate.

p3t3r:

icyneesan:
I'd buy, and use it if I had a wii.

but you don't need a wii!!!!!

Would you really buy Wiimotes without a Wii specifically for this?

Finally, a new way to play with my wii...

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