Kinect Hack Slaps World's Most Jiggly Boobs on Anyone

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Kinect Hack Slaps World's Most Jiggly Boobs on Anyone

Thanks to a new hack, Kinect users can now be the proud owners of some very jiggly protrusions.

Did you think the jiggle-free Kinect boob hack of 2010 would be the end of motion-based breast control? No my friends, it was only the beginning, because with a new hack shown off on YouTube you can actually be the boobs.

And those boobs are jiggly, so jiggly. YouTube's RichWhitehouse has posted up this video of a Kinect hack he calls "extreme boobie jiggling" that uses the 3D model of Ivy from Soul Calibur to demonstrate its potential. A Kinect user's movements are mimicked by Ivy onscreen through skeletal tracking, and Ivy's breasts use a very specific physics simulation to ... well just watch for yourself.

RichWhitehouse admits that his hack uses "high bounce and barely-existent gravity factors" for Ivy's boobs to create something that is more amusing than realistic. The boobs even interact with the model itself as the demonstrator slaps them around. Good lord.

I'm nearly appalled by the effort that had to go into something like this. Sure, it's entertaining, but seriously? I guess it's just an example of how humans really like boobs. Combine this hack with the upcoming Kinect porn games, and we'd have something really special on our hands. I'm pretty sure it's stuff like this that keeps the aliens from bringing us to the utopia of the universe, but hey, at least it's funny right?

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Why do people who have never touched boobs allowed to make these things...

good lord the possiblites are as endless as they are perverted! microsoft yor sitting on a guilty pleasure gold mine!

"DO NOT WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*runs always hides underneath the couch tail sticking out*

Hee hee boobs.
What? Not all posts in this thread have to be serious and intellectual.

... yeah ...

ummm ...

I guess some people really do have too much free time...

GOOD LORD! That actually freaked the hell out of me.

And now that I think about it, I can see Japan interested in using this tech of their "games."

Rule 34 at it's best

That is funny and sad at the same time. Like clown sex.

*Sigh* - Well I guess this is fine as long as it's just a hack.

If it gets published, the real trouble starts.

What did i just see?

Erhm...It could be worse?

That is one of the least erotic things I have seen in my life.

Seriously, it looks like a broken robot mannequin trying to shake off two flesh coloured alien... um... things.

Daystar Clarion:
Why do people who have never touched boobs allowed to make these things...

Because they're the only ones with the technical know-how to make the stuff.

ZING!

*ahem*

Not surprised. At all. T'was only a matter of time.

I'm still waiting for the hack that runs the Kinect on the PS3. But this will tie me over for a couple days.

Well I am greatly amused, good job coders!

Yes it's weird but it's also kind of funny.

Aliens love boobs to, thats why they keep abducting fat rednecks. They really need to figure out that girls have them to and they're much nicer.

I CAN BE A WOMAN NOW!!! YAAAAAY!! XXDD

Oh my!!! Such a good chuckle!

Videogames: Come on in, ladies. We respect you!

While I like the idea, they need some better boobie physics because these are quite awful.
Didn't DoA have that covered?

Countdown to the jiggly wang in 5...4...3...2...

i am both Laughing my ass off and facepalming at the same time! XD

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So I get to have attachable boobs? I know this will sound incredibly horny of me but YEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

Aside: why do those boobs act like they're made up of rubber?

10BIT:

That was... a lot of boobies. And totally in line with the OP, lol.

OT: I wonder how long it's take a Japanese company to either buy or develop this hack themselves to make DoA 5 ;)

That was absolutely hilarious when he jumped. It's like he borrowed physics from one of those anime shows.

You know, I bet if we spent our time making productive things instead of working on boob physics we would be like 100 years ahead in technology, lol.

The truly amazing thing here is for amateur games developers, you can do 3D motion capture to animate character models with a device that costs just £130. Unless the model tracking software isn't having it's source code released.

This is a great move for the indie developer!

It makes me sad that due to lack of space I have a Move instead of a Kinect (as the Move seems to take less space, no time to set it up yet). No super-boobie Physics for me. :/

Why, why god whhhyyyy? answer: Because we can.

The_root_of_all_evil:
Countdown to the jiggly wang in 5...4...3...2...

Why did you have to say that?! Now I'm too busy being horrified of the future to find any amusement in this ridiculous development - I hope you're happy!

i see no point in it for anyone .. you don't feel the boob so whats the point of messing around with it with your hands .... i mean isn't this kinda thing usually done with a mouse with 1 hand so you know .... this seems like a step backwards ...

Also known as "how I'd spend the majority of my day if I unexpectedly woke up as a woman".

Gildan Bladeborn:

The_root_of_all_evil:
Countdown to the jiggly wang in 5...4...3...2...

Why did you have to say that?! Now I'm too busy being horrified of the future to find any amusement in this ridiculous development - I hope you're happy!

My work here is done! :)

sweet, a new form of attacking is possible!

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