Super Mario Would be Way Easier With a Portal Gun

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Super Mario Would be Way Easier With a Portal Gun

Now you're thinking with plumbers.

While Portal and Portal 2 are certainly puzzle games at heart, their objective is that of the platformer: Get from Point A to Point B. Of course, if the Mario Brothers had had access to Chell's Aperture Science Portable Quantum Tunneling Device, the fight against Bowser would have been much easier.

This video from Dorkly shows just how the classic platformer Super Mario Bros might have gone if Mario and Luigi had been thinking with portals.

Poor Bowser didn't stand a chance.

This, of course, only leads to further speculation - like what would have happened if Cloud had used one giant portal gun to make sure Sephiroth's Meteor spell would just come out the other side of the planet when it hit. Or if M. Bison could be made to fly through the air in an eternal Psycho Crusher attack.

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I bet many games would be easier with portal guns.
Maybe even utterly more funnier.

*thinks about Final Fantasy with portal guns*
*smiles*

Jeez, this is the 2nd 'game is teh easy with PortalZ' article that is up... are we witnessing the birth of a meme here :(

Portals make it possible.

Anything is easier with a portal gun. ANYTHING.

I would play it. Maybe Zelda with portal guns would make things more interesting.

emeraldrafael:
Anything is easier with a portal gun. ANYTHING.

Masturbation?

Great video, loved it. Portals make it possible.

This is fantastic!!!! Now can I get an ASHPD for my daily commute?

Ekonk:

emeraldrafael:
Anything is easier with a portal gun. ANYTHING.

Masturbation?

Even better, surprise buttsecks. A lot easier with a portal gun.

Ekonk:

emeraldrafael:
Anything is easier with a portal gun. ANYTHING.

Masturbation?

First rule of science : if someone creates something, eventually someone will try and stick their dick in it.

Ekonk:

emeraldrafael:
Anything is easier with a portal gun. ANYTHING.

Masturbation?

if you can align it right, there would be no masturbation and only foreplay from another individual. though it would give a whole new look the "stranger" Approach.

that video is priceless. NOTTTT COOOOLLL BROOOOOO

XD that was pretty awesome

Thinking with Portals indeed.

*Imagines The Duke with a portal gun*

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HAAA!!!

Wouldnt the floor need to be coated in moon dust?

Echo136:
Wouldnt the floor need to be coated in moon dust?

but that's extremely poisonous

dragongit:

Ekonk:

emeraldrafael:
Anything is easier with a portal gun. ANYTHING.

Masturbation?

First rule of science : if someone creates something, eventually someone will try and stick their dick in it.

Including pudding. Especially pudding.

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That's me, waiting for the funny part of the video.

I was going to say Super Meat Boy but there are already "Portal" type levels sadly >.>

Otherwise I don't really know, Portal does itself really well.

Screw Cowbell, we need more portal gun...

Space invaders with Portals...

Hmmm....

That was pretty good. Kudos to it's creator.

OK... Bowser with a dodgy English accent.

...

XD

Yeah, I think portals would've really done some weird stuff to that game.

I saw this earlier today and I laugh so hard at the end. If Link had it, going through dungeons would be a breeze.

Howabout a multiplayer first person shooter where you can use a portal gun?

Ekonk:

emeraldrafael:
Anything is easier with a portal gun. ANYTHING.

Masturbation?

Certainly makes that long distance relationship work out quite well.

OT: that was wonderful. Newgrounds or somebody needs to work on a portal gun idea just so we can see that work out... That is to say, Portal Gun with Mario, or Link, not a new game about portals.

Ekonk:

emeraldrafael:
Anything is easier with a portal gun. ANYTHING.

Masturbation?

I'm a little embarrassed to admit that when I first saw the trailer for Portal, the first thing I thought of was auto-fellatio.

With the instructions the impossible becomes easy!

Saw this earlier today but still awesome. Imagine Metal Gear Solid with portals...

Ekonk:

emeraldrafael:
Anything is easier with a portal gun. ANYTHING.

Masturbation?

Yes.

hahahaha that is so awesome...nice video lol

This is awesome
That's all I have to say

Spangles:
Jeez, this is the 2nd 'game is teh easy with PortalZ' article that is up... are we witnessing the birth of a meme here :(

That's the same reaction I had.
How many more of these "This game would be easier with Portals" features are we going to see?
One joke is funny. The same joke repeated endlessly with slight variations is not.

What is it about Portal games that specifically generates endless obnoxious Portal joke references in the video game community?

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