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Porn Stars Start Topless Gaming Site

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A new site combining porn and games ensures that a generation of young men will never leave the house again.

Jiggle physics in games are all well and good, but most guys would rather play with the real deal. They're about to get a whole lot closer. Porn stars Alana "Superpinkninja" Evans and Misti "MeowMistiDawn" Dawn are hardcore gamers, and want to combine their passions for nudity and gaming in a new site. Pwned By Girls, will feature topless playthroughs, reviews, profiles, and other hardcore gaming coverage.

Evans came up with the initial idea to combine pornography and game coverage, and invited Dawn to the project straight away. "Misti is probably the most dedicated gamer girl I know, so she was the obvious choice as my partner," said Evans. The launch date - September 20 - is also no accident: Evans chose the site's launch date to coincide with the release of Gears of War 3. "I am a huge Gears of War fan," Evans explained.

Gamers will be able to watch and communicate with Evans and Dawn in real-time via Xbox Live and PlayStation Network (their Gamertags are listed above). While girls and gaming are hardly a new combination, Dawn hopes that they will gain a fan following based on the fact that are real gamers, with or without a camera. "Are you a gamer?" asks Dawn. "Are you sick of pretend gamer girls? Yeah us too. Time to pwn some n00000bs with our b00bs."

Dawn was not clear on whether or not she actually intends to control Marcus Fenix with her breasts, but there's only one way to find out. Pwned by Girls is set to launch on September 20, 2011.

Source: IGN

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Lets see if they are good LPers. It is hard to find good ones. Oh, and boobs.

Interesting business model. I wonder if they'll structure it as a paysite? That might actually reduce their potential profits--the reach of a good, ad-driven gaming website is larger than the reach of many generalized porn paysites, and those are aimed at a large audience--narrowcasting may reduce the potential paying audience base of the site too much.

I, I , what?
"Are you sick of pretend gamer girls? Yeah us too. Time to pwn some n00000bs with our b00bs."
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

Meh, populist rubbish like this will have a brief surge in the first few months, then fall further than teen pop stars.

I had this idea 2 years ago, couldnt find anyone to make it or girls to star on it :(

Meh. The internet is already full of breasts and vaginas I can't touch.

And with a dual-monitor setup, if I want to cross nudity with gaming I can just watch porn on one screen and play on the other. Going by the preview image, that tattooed girl won't do much for me anyway. It's not my taste, nor are bottle blondes.

imnotparanoid:
I, I , what?
"Are you sick of pretend gamer girls? Yeah us too. Time to pwn some n00000bs with our b00bs."
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

That's how I reacted as well ;d It feels a bit degrading and attention whore-y. They can do whatever they want though, it's their hobbies and bodies.

imnotparanoid:
I, I , what?
"Are you sick of pretend gamer girls? Yeah us too. Time to pwn some n00000bs with our b00bs."
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

That made me wince. It sounds like something a person would say if they were trying to fit in. "Because gamers say noob, right? And pwn?"
And it is quite nonsensical.

This won't kill the "gamer girls are attention whores" stigma anytime soon, but they're actually showing off boobs in return, so there's a plus. Topless LPs should be interesting at least. I'm guessing the novelty will wear off of me quick. Funny how they'll be debuting with GOW 3, as if that series couldn't get anymore HOO-RAH GRUNT STOMP RAAAAH manly, now they'll be boobs to accompany the new release.

This is a great way to portray female gamers, 'cause we're all obviously dying to get our boobs out and lick the controller suggestively.

[/SARCASM]

No wonder some blokes don't take girls seriously.

What. What is this? Why? Why does this exist? Who wanted this!?

No wonder they are pornstars, their faces aren't much to look at.
Besides, girls/women don't play video games, everyone knows that.

Now, will the n00bs actually be pwned using the boobs, or is it just that the boobs give them the power to pwn n00bs? Perhaps it simply means that the boobs will be alongside them as they pwn the n00bs?

These questions need answered by the hard-hitting journalists of The Escapist!

Well, if the girls were at least attractive to look at, I would be more interested, as it stands now: I would kick my dog off them.

Marshall Honorof:

Evans came up with the initial idea to combine pornography and game coverage,

I bet that took her hours...

Especially after that lady with the pneumatic boobs has been doing it on YouTube for sometime.

Seriously, how does she even see her own feet?

Uh huh.

Any cutting or witty remarks I might make at this point would shrivel away in the face of the fact that they'll probably get so many hits that their site crashes.

RedEyesBlackGamer:

imnotparanoid:
I, I , what?
"Are you sick of pretend gamer girls? Yeah us too. Time to pwn some n00000bs with our b00bs."
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

That made me wince. It sounds like something a person would say if they were trying to fit in. "Because gamers say noob, right? And pwn?"
And it is quite nonsensical.

Haha yeah. I get the feeling these "genuine" porn star gamers will be more phony than any pretend girl-gamer they're mocking. Porn stars are all about pretend. Probably not a real bone in their body, unless the guy is providing it.

This is the breast idea I've ever seen

OT: Give the people what they want, I guess.

imnotparanoid:
I, I , what?
"Are you sick of pretend gamer girls? Yeah us too. Time to pwn some n00000bs with our b00bs."
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

Pretty much this was my reaction.

At the moment they look like massive trolls. Besides there's way better gamer/nerd girl porn out there, just look up "comic book chan/redhead comics" - tonnes of others too.

[sarcasm]That's very innovative. Porn stars want to add sex to another popular guy thing? How did they think of that? Oh dear, those girls must be geniuses![/sarcasm]

Seems... distracting, and that slogan was painful.

This is definitely more Fox News bait.

I know where I'm going for my reviews from now on

I mean, this is just a terrible, terrible idea.

Malfy:

RedEyesBlackGamer:

imnotparanoid:
I, I , what?
"Are you sick of pretend gamer girls? Yeah us too. Time to pwn some n00000bs with our b00bs."
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

That made me wince. It sounds like something a person would say if they were trying to fit in. "Because gamers say noob, right? And pwn?"
And it is quite nonsensical.

Haha yeah. I get the feeling these "genuine" porn star gamers will be more phony than any pretend girl-gamer they're mocking. Porn stars are all about pretend. Probably not a real bone in their body, unless the guy is providing it.

HEY!

OT: Meh. Won't the boob component be at odds with the gaming component? I can only really enjoy one at a time, multi-taskng reduces both and enhances neither.

Zhukov:
Uh huh.

Any cutting or witty remarks I might make at this point would shrivel away in the face of the fact that they'll probably get so many hits that their site crashes.

Kind of like that one site that lets you pay to play with girls.

Good god was that depressing...

manythings:
HEY!

OT: Meh. Won't the boob component be at odds with the gaming component? I can only really enjoy one at a time, multi-taskng reduces both and enhances neither.

Kind of has that effect on me too - pornsprays in CSS only detract from the game.

Andaxay:
This is a great way to portray female gamers, 'cause we're all obviously dying to get our boobs out and lick the controller suggestively.

[/SARCASM]

No wonder some blokes don't take girls seriously.

I have yet to see a girl being proud of being a gamer. It's almost painful to me to see how many actually want to hide it as if it's some disease. Maybe it's the excess male attention, but it just disappoints me on a deeper level.

im not sure weather to be scared, impressed or disgusted...
in any case, the internet is a weird place...

Reminds me of how Mia Rose used to play horde on my server, and people gave her shit on the forums for being a porn actress in purps.

Well, this is certainly going to be interesting... I'm sure I'm not the only one reminded of that website were you would pay girls to come play video games with you. That was just so stupid. I wonder how many ForeverAlones actually tried to use that site.

Personally, I don't see this catching on. I love games, and I looove me some titties, but I would much rather just look at nudie pictures than pay to watch a naked girl play videogames.

That's kinda disgusting, hope I never encounter this crap. Seriously ladies, put some freakin clothes on.

Well this isn't exploitative and offensive at all.

Topless? I'm sorry my standards are higher than that. Full nudity or no go.

TheDarkEricDraven:
What. What is this? Why? Why does this exist? Who wanted this!?

Why perverted teenagers of course!

I can easily forseen the gamers talking to them via Xbox Live and PlayStation Network going so wrong (just picture them wanting the two doing stuff like those live adult phone call channels).

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