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What could possibly go wrong with this set up?

Oh internet, you never cease to... entertain me?

But hey, who am I to deny a money making strategy? All I know is that I will continue not going on the mic and keep to my silent world of online gaming.

CosmicCommander:

Meh, populist rubbish like this will have a brief surge in the first few months, then fall further than teen pop stars.

Im sure people said that about porn on the internet in general, and look how much its done for us.

Irridium:

Zhukov:
Uh huh.

Any cutting or witty remarks I might make at this point would shrivel away in the face of the fact that they'll probably get so many hits that their site crashes.

Kind of like that one site that lets you pay to play with girls.

Good god was that depressing...

Ayup. That's the one I was thinking of.

I like the rage from the ladies and comment posters, failing to recognize that porn has been inserted in every theme and subject, gaming is just another one. Take gaming off that pedestal gents, its just another entertainment industry.

Maturity people

Also, this wont last long. bit counter intuitive. people who want porn will look for porn, people who like games will look for professionals with experience.

Boobs and noobs.. don't seem like they go together well. Each is something that takes a large investment of concentration, and when both are present, one tends to get favored over the other.

I guess its a decent Plan B for terrible cutscenes, but I have zero interest in this. Sorry ladies, Goodluck.

(adds to favourites)

mattttherman3:
I had this idea 2 years ago, couldnt find anyone to make it or girls to star on it :(

LOL! the idea of someone walking around asking random girls to play games naked while being watched makes me giggle.

OT: Meh. If I really wanted to play with naked girls i'd get a girlfriend lol. Or I would ask one of the girls I already play with to get naked for me lol.

This is a monument to all our sins.

Those girls, like most porn stars, are not attractive. Still, this is an... interesting(?) idea. If nothing else it's lucrative. I do agree with them, I hate fake gamers.

Boobs and videogames?

Pfft. Whatever, I always play video games naked. Everyone is just giving them attention because they are women.
*/sulks*

...I honestly don't know what to say. I'm not sure to be impressed or simply laugh at how hilarious the idea is. To be honest if they're good gamers I'd probably watch it for that rather than the boobs, I'll be honest. :P Ah well. I'm sure enough people will love the idea for them to be able to make money out of it; and if they actually enjoy it then more power to them. Nudity and Games are a good combination. Trust me on that one. O_O

Scarim Coral:

just picture them wanting the two doing stuff like those live adult phone call channels.

What ELSE would this be for!?

Wow! i acctually felt myself Die a little inside!

they're not even that hot!
And god knows they're probably Not even that good either!

hell, any one that calls themself 'gamer girl' is bound to be bad at games.*

*Note: Girls that game seriously don't call themselves 'gamer girls'...
they call themselves gamers.

because they are not pre-teen high pitched girlies-girls with daddy issues to feed your demented fantasy.

Are there really people who aren't underage that actually want this?... ok well I'm sure there's a few out there, but honestly if I want boobs and video games I'd rather be playing with an actual female friend who I'm gaming with for reasons other then because she has tits and ass; and if I really want to see tits I'll play with a female friend who I'm gaming with for reasons other then because she has tits and ass who happens to be really open minded to the idea of gaming topless. Fun fact, friends are usually cuter anyway.

I really wish i could just let this pass in silence... I really do, but HO-LY SHIT!

This has got to be the most pointless idea i've seen in a long, long time.
And despite that we all know there's gonna be some people out there who're so deprived they'll find it worth their while.

I just don't see the point. Sure, i love a nice pair of boobs just as much as the next guy, but i don't see how they can make this interesting more than once... or even for more than 5 minutes.

It seems like a premise that would get old pretty quickly since they'll basically just be sitting there playing video games and it's gonna be the same two pairs of breasts every time. But, yeah... i don't think even having guest stars there would make this appeal for a very long time.

Crash and burn, ladies and gentlemen. Crash and burn.

It's funny, because I have the opposite reaction to most guys when girls and gaming get put together, because the comments on the videos always sicken me, and there's that niggling feeling that you KNOW someone is getting off over it

The_root_of_all_evil:

Marshall Honorof:

Evans came up with the initial idea to combine pornography and game coverage,

I bet that took her hours...

Especially after that lady with the pneumatic boobs has been doing it on YouTube for sometime.

Seriously, how does she even see her own feet?

Who? Where? When? Why? How may I view?

Bigfootmech:

imnotparanoid:
I, I , what?
"Are you sick of pretend gamer girls? Yeah us too. Time to pwn some n00000bs with our b00bs."
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

Pretty much this was my reaction.

At the moment they look like massive trolls. Besides there's way better gamer/nerd girl porn out there, just look up "comic book chan/redhead comics" - tonnes of others too.

I searched and found nothing, good sir.

CAPTCHA: Colonel ynsiblin. Yes sir!

Because this is exactly what i think of when i go to play video games/sarcasm

Great... so now gamers can really come off like perverted sheltered no-bodies.

I thought we were trying to get away from this.

I'm not a prude but please PLEASE GO AWAY!

Im more surprised this hasnt be tried before.

Scarim Coral:

TheDarkEricDraven:
What. What is this? Why? Why does this exist? Who wanted this!?

Why perverted teenagers of course!

I can easily forseen the gamers talking to them via Xbox Live and PlayStation Network going so wrong (just picture them wanting the two doing stuff like those live adult phone call channels).

Hey! I take offense to that! I don't play online!

Enough ironic jokes, I am really appalled by this. this seems as ingenious as cancelling MML3.

....

And yes, I'm still buthurt about that! >.<

But why? what would this accomplish? if I wanted porn I'd just hit Google; this is just strange!

that's just funny. also how are contributors allowed to post content directly involving porn
isnt that an uber violation of site rules?
anyhow..

I doubt they'll be even semi decent gamers, 'witty wizzard's' sugar is probably the most skilled lets-player ive seen, when he applies himself.

if they can compete game-entertainment wise i'll be surprised
porn is everywhere these days that isnt really a factor unless you have a gamer-chick fetish, i suppose

i just don't see how they can make this work from a sexy angle, and from a gamer angle at the same time, that will take pretty serious skills

Meh - I don't see a big deal in it.
They're a couple of porn stars, they like video games, and they decided to put the two together.
Its not like they're trying to make some sort of statement with this.

A lot of people around here seem to be taking this entirely too seriously.

Isn't arguing over gamer maturity difficult enough?

Futurenerd:
Well, this is certainly going to be interesting... I'm sure I'm not the only one reminded of that website were you would pay girls to come play video games with you. That was just so stupid. I wonder how many ForeverAlones actually tried to use that site.

Personally, I don't see this catching on. I love games, and I looove me some titties, but I would much rather just look at nudie pictures than pay to watch a naked girl play videogames.

Agreed. Its founder gives off a definite "bro" vibe, but who are we to convince him he is doing wrong by selling what is essentially softcore porn to the lonelier boys? And possibly girls--wink, wink.

The only thing about this that stymies me is... the assumption that I can't pwn them with female friends on my team. Who are--for various alcohol related reasons--also topless. I would hesitate to call this sexism (my word, not yours), but is this really the kind of thing we as adult gamers should endorse?

sex sells people! you know hundreds of thousands of people are going to visit this site, whether you think its wrong or not xD

Mixed feelings about this really. Whilst I love seeing boobs, I also hate someone trying to just splice two completely unrelated, albeit popular, things together. Also they know this will make desperate men fall into line and open up their wallets. Go ahead abuse yourself for money.

TheDarkEricDraven:
What. What is this? Why? Why does this exist? Who wanted this!?

Perverted nerds?

Making money off this seems pretty cynical. But okay, I guess you could make the same argument for the entire porn industry, dating industry etc.

Andaxay:
This is a great way to portray female gamers, 'cause we're all obviously dying to get our boobs out and lick the controller suggestively.

[/SARCASM]

No wonder some blokes don't take girls seriously.

Agreed. What their doing, the tone of the article, and comments here are pretty depressing.

Hard to see why anyone would log into this when real porn is widely free online.

Oh, a bunch of topless girls acting like they know something about video games, in order to pull in even stupider, horny males.

I don't know whether this is genius or just stupid.

mattttherman3:
I had this idea 2 years ago, couldnt find anyone to make it or girls to star on it :(

I'm pretty sure other men had the idea to combine playing videogames with topless pornstars.

I think pornstar and game reviewer is actually a pretty straightfoward career path. Who's better at being degradingly fucked over, and then convincing people they enjoyed it?

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