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Ok I can see the appeal of this, I'm sure sex and video games is something we've all thought about at least once even if we had injested a large amount of mind-altering substances just beforehand but when you think about it logically I doubt these porn stars are doing porn because they're talented writers so their reviews would be dire. Plus they look trashy, goes without saying since they are trashy but still.

The fuck? Way to roll back people's image of gamers back to the usual stereotype.

RedEyesBlackGamer:

imnotparanoid:
I, I , what?
"Are you sick of pretend gamer girls? Yeah us too. Time to pwn some n00000bs with our b00bs."
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

That made me wince. It sounds like something a person would say if they were trying to fit in. "Because gamers say noob, right? And pwn?"
And it is quite nonsensical.

I get your point and I agree.

That being said gamers do say noob, and pwned. In fact you could play a game with 20 people with the 2 words only being used for a hour. Every one will understand each other. Until that one guy says pwned when clearly he just killed a guy normal, but he died so much to that person he felt the one kill ageist him was a pwn.... noob.

Bravo... I mean whats not to like? games an boobs combined, although im not to sure that pornstars will mix well with the homoerotic undertones in GOW tho... oh well, only one awesome way to find out.

uh...erm...wut?

no thanks haha...will be busy enough come the 20th, can't even play Gears 3 really until maybe the Thursday night afterwards

CM156:
This is the breast idea I've ever seen

OT: Give the people what they want, I guess.

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OT: Boobs in my videogames? Videogames in boobs? Why has this taken so long to happen?

I'm sorry Escapist, I really did enjoy my time here....

I'd watch it if it were funny. For some reason, I have the feeling that it won't be.

somonels:
No wonder they are pornstars, their faces aren't much to look at.
Besides, girls/women don't play video games, everyone knows that.

The blond is fairly plain and somewhat wrinkly, but if the other chick removed her makeup, she'd be fairly attractive.

1. There better be variety and exploration into more obscure, niche games. No wimping out with just the popular AAA stuff that is played by everyone. Those are fine to start with, but actually give me more than just that.

2. Odds are, they will never go beyond just being topless. They are gaming at the same time as doing this, and really, the sex acts will never go beyond something softcore and vanilla. Honestly? That's all you have? If you are trying to appeal to the casual adult gamer, they are more than likely to look up regular porn and get more out of it. For the nerdier, hardcore adult gamer, odds are they'll either do that, or look up fanart of their favorite game characters. Topless game news coverage, LPs and reviews don't exactly seem to get me all hot and bothered. Especially when this will never go very much past topless gaming and the occasional lesbian kiss, if that at all. In this society, which is so much more infatuated with more hardcore sexual entertainment, especially to an audience that seems to be stereotyped as sexual deviants, it doesn't seem like the core gamer audience will really get much of what they offer.

3. The constant battle of insight vs. excite. The crux of their idea hinges on the perfect balance between appealing to a gamer's mind, with in depth review, analysis and coverage of video games, as well as their bodies with sensual, appealing imagery and acts. Striking this balance seems nigh impossible; if you focus too much on insight, then there's no point in having them be topless, and you can run a standard "girl gamer" website without having to focus on pornography, or even just a gaming site in general, with no focus on girl gamers (you can still be the founders, that's okay). If you focus too much on excite, the gamer side gets neglected, and at that point, you just have a standard porn site with nothing entirely special about it. But the thing is, doing both at just the right level seems impossible, combined with the "softcore" thing I mentioned above, doing anything more than gaming topless would mean a lack of any sex appeal other than seeing breasts. But getting into lengthy, detailed sex acts detracts from the game part of the website. It falls apart on either end.

4. At the end of all of this, let's say that they do focus on more obscure games. Let's say that they can balance the sex and gaming well. Let's say that they can even be hardcore, or even that the viewer doesn't mind or even prefers softcore (it isn't entirely dead, after all). Let's get right down to the thing that makes the world go round; money. Something in my gut tells me that accessing this site's content will require a monthly subscription, which is an issue with porn in general now; while porn companies try to wow with premium memberships, exclusive content and even access to sister sites, the simple fact of the matter is no smart person ever really pays for pornography. You google something you are looking for, you find it. With the rise of YouTube, more sites have opened up that offer free streaming of just about anything you want. Granted, the premium places do still have some advantages, such as video quality and the amount of content that can only obtained by a membership, but even those are hardly enough. And something tells me that a small gamer girl website that has hardly a handful of girls to call their own will not have the kind of backing, especially in terms of content, to ever match what these premium sites offer.

In closing...I'll keep my eye on the site. If it requires a membership, a paid membership at that, I'm out. If it offers free access, then I'll see how it holds up. Who knows? Maybe it will be complete, gamer pervert nirvana. But I'm skeptical at best. At the end of the day, though, I still have the entire rest of the internet to fill the hole.

This idea has one great potential:

Advertisement space filled by the porn industry and not by game publishers.

That means the site has the potential to be honest about games (if also stupid).

Since when the gaming industry started calling mainstream consoles ... hardcore gaming ?

Oh wait ... it's just escapist.

All i see on the picture is Xbox 360 titles and oh there's NES in the left - give me a break. You call that hardcore gaming haha.

Well that's...that's just stupid. It will probably get a retarded amount of traffic, which is just sad.

Andaxay:
This is a great way to portray female gamers, 'cause we're all obviously dying to get our boobs out and lick the controller suggestively. .

your honesty is what I appreciate the most :)
that said i would encourage you to give in to your desires and on behalf of all men everywhere i thank you :D

PeePantz:
I'm sorry Escapist, I really did enjoy my time here....

So you're done with The Escapist because of a news article they posted?

TheDarkEricDraven:
What. What is this? Why? Why does this exist? Who wanted this!?

I'm positive we don't want to know

Swny Nerdgasm:

PeePantz:
I'm sorry Escapist, I really did enjoy my time here....

So you're done with The Escapist because of a news article they posted?

I think he was joking about how his time is gona be spent elsewhere.

"Time to pwn some n00000bs with our b00bs."

Excellent!!!! obviously there are some noobs that are even bigger than an pornstarīs s boobs!

I think to remember Belladonna is a gamer-grrl, too.

And BTW: I find topless sexistic the guys get more from it than the girls (with guys)
so the ultimate equality solution is

PANTSLESS gaming!

So Everyone gets their share!

Oh wow. This site is going to make a lot of money. Why didn't I think of this?!

I don't understand one thing though. How is this going to work? Are they going to talk about video games, play video games, review them or what? Because people who care about video game news go to real video game sites where professionals talk about them. If we want porn, internet is full of free porn. So who would pay to go to their site just to watch some topless girls who pretend to know something about video games?

Is it bad that the first thing I noticed in the above said picture is the Silent Hill game-case?

The picture is more creepy than attractive. o0
But seriously, where is the supposed appeal in this? If I am playing a game, I 'm playing a game. If you 're watching some naked girl in while playing, you 're probably won't be able to concentrate on the game and therefore suck pretty bad. If you have no picture chat (don't know about this, never played on xbox-live), all you get is a female voice and you pay for it. Kind of pathetic.

I just don't see where the appeal is supposed to be.

Oh yeah, this idea has never been tried before. So creative.

EDIT: Besides which, I don't think gaming and ogling naked ladies mixes well. Either activity requires 99% of my concentration, if it's to be done right.

Obligatory: "I know where I'm going for my reviews from now on!"

..Meh. It's their bodies and their site, do whatever the hell they want. Though boobies are clearly a favorite visual item of mine, I really don't like the stereotypical blonde either. And these girls are reeking of that, with the addition of the word "gamer" latched onto to such stereotype.

From here, I'll let the people overtly obsessive about nudity on the internet get into a fluff about this to their hearts content. As pathetic as such is, that is.

That is a deeply stupid idea. Let's examine this, shall we?
1. The main selling point of these videos is that they will contain boobs, yes? Otherwise, why bother having them there at all?
2. Porn already exists.

...Actually, that's all the analysis required here.

And you know what, Escapist? "I Hit With My Axe" DID suck, and you fucking know it. SUSPEND ME IF YOU AGREE.

Ignore, double post.

"Misti is probably the most dedicated gamer girl I know"...
"Are you a gamer?" asks Dawn. "Are you sick of pretend gamer girls? Yeah us too. Time to pwn some n00000bs with our b00bs"

Wow. See that, everyone? 'Noob', 'Pwn' AND 'Gamer Girl'? There's no way she can be anything but legit with that, the holy goddamn gaming trinity.

And, you know what? Even if these girls do actually have something in the way of passion for gaming, they completely undo any good they will accomplish with the pornography angle. Only in this ridiculous industry could this shit fly. A site featuring a couple of people people watching movies naked? Read books whilst awkwardly french kissing? Appreciating a painting whilst spooning? These would be laughed off the internet, or at least obscure enough not to be mentioned in the magazines that report on the medium in question.

Well, whatever. I'm jumping the gun, anyway- maybe the site will bomb out due to disinterest. That would make my day, us collectively showing the world that we CAN be grown ups, sometimes, or at least get our pornography from better, dedicated sites.

I guess I'm a bit of a hypocrite, though- I admit that I'd be interested in a site, run by ladies who actually give a shit about the medium, Let's Playing fully clothed. Having fun together, without feeling the need to pull their breasts out even once.

EDIT: I don't know, perhaps I'm a little too critical. Maybe it's because I know how it *will* be taken by the media, if discovered, rather than my actual opinion on the subject matter. I mean, pornography itself doesn't bother me- do what you want with your body, I usually say.

Tragedy's Rebellion:

imnotparanoid:
I, I , what?
"Are you sick of pretend gamer girls? Yeah us too. Time to pwn some n00000bs with our b00bs."
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

That's how I reacted as well ;d It feels a bit degrading and attention whore-y. They can do whatever they want though, it's their hobbies and bodies.

Uh they aren't attention whores.They are REAL whores.

Putting in my resume.

Wouldn't it be funny if every episode just showed the video game the entire time, and you never actually saw the people playing it.

joshuaayt:
"Misti is probably the most dedicated gamer girl I know"...
"Are you a gamer?" asks Dawn. "Are you sick of pretend gamer girls? Yeah us too. Time to pwn some n00000bs with our b00bs"

Wow. See that, everyone? 'Noob', 'Pwn' AND 'Gamer Girl'? There's no way she can be anything but legit with that, the holy goddamn gaming trinity.

And, you know what? Even if these girls do actually have something in the way of passion for gaming, they completely undo any good they will accomplish with the pornography angle. Only in this ridiculous industry could this shit fly. A site featuring a couple of people people watching movies naked? Read books whilst awkwardly french kissing? Appreciating a painting whilst spooning? These would be laughed off the internet, or at least obscure enough not to be mentioned in the magazines that report on the medium in question.

Well, whatever. I'm jumping the gun, anyway- maybe the site will bomb out due to disinterest. That would make my day, us collectively showing the world that we CAN be grown ups, sometimes, or at least get our pornography from better, dedicated sites.

I guess I'm a bit of a hypocrite, though- I admit that I'd be interested in a site, run by ladies who actually give a shit about the medium, Let's Playing fully clothed. Having fun together, without feeling the need to pull their breasts out even once.

I agree with this. This seems like more of a marketing gimmick than actually caring about games. I hate women who play on sexuality while pretending to be all about games, or whatever the subject matter... namely that god-awful schoolgirl Lisa Foils. Good riddance to her.

It would be ignorant of me to not even check this out once it's up and running, but I really don't think I will.

I feel insulted to be the target audience.

Sansha:

joshuaayt:
"Misti is probably the most dedicated gamer girl I know"...
"Are you a gamer?" asks Dawn. "Are you sick of pretend gamer girls? Yeah us too. Time to pwn some n00000bs with our b00bs"

Wow. See that, everyone? 'Noob', 'Pwn' AND 'Gamer Girl'? There's no way she can be anything but legit with that, the holy goddamn gaming trinity.

And, you know what? Even if these girls do actually have something in the way of passion for gaming, they completely undo any good they will accomplish with the pornography angle. Only in this ridiculous industry could this shit fly. A site featuring a couple of people people watching movies naked? Read books whilst awkwardly french kissing? Appreciating a painting whilst spooning? These would be laughed off the internet, or at least obscure enough not to be mentioned in the magazines that report on the medium in question.

Well, whatever. I'm jumping the gun, anyway- maybe the site will bomb out due to disinterest. That would make my day, us collectively showing the world that we CAN be grown ups, sometimes, or at least get our pornography from better, dedicated sites.

I guess I'm a bit of a hypocrite, though- I admit that I'd be interested in a site, run by ladies who actually give a shit about the medium, Let's Playing fully clothed. Having fun together, without feeling the need to pull their breasts out even once.

I agree with this. This seems like more of a marketing gimmick than actually caring about games. I hate women who play on sexuality while pretending to be all about games, or whatever the subject matter... namely that god-awful schoolgirl Lisa Foils. Good riddance to her.

It would be ignorant of me to not even check this out once it's up and running, but I really don't think I will.

I feel insulted to be the target audience.

Thank you. I was waiting for someone to mention that.

Dayum, this is going to be popular.

A lot of people seem to be hatin' on this whole idea...
...who wants to make a bet that at least half of them tune in at least once?

OP:Games and Porn...
...what could possibly go wrong???

If I want videogames and sex appeal then I'll just play an Illusion game.
I love Illusion. They're the only professional game developer that adds actual gameplay to its eroge. I don't think I'm alone in being unable to stand those "virutal novel" type games that have so flooded the hentai game market.

Anyway, as a sexual deviant (I know that I'm a sexual deviant because I've jerked off to well-designed CPU coolers) I find this concept uninteresting. However, if they decide to do a Let's Play of an uncensored adult game while themselves being topless I would take a look.

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