PETA: Mario is Pro Fur

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Come to think of it, in order to get the Tanooki suit you had to pick up a brownish leaf. So does Mario eat the leaf or just put it under his hat or something? O.o

OT: Stupid PETA is stupid. What else can you say?

Yes it would be awful if he didn't get the suit from a magical leaf or something. No racoon-dogs were harmed in the making of this game. Also, as always, when PETA does something like this, I order an extra burger just to make sure an animal dies because of them.

lets make a new international law stating PETA cant exist anymore because they physically hurt peoples brains.

1st. Troll people.
2nd. Get attention
3rd. ??????
4th PROFIT

I thought tanuki were beaten and skinned for their fur and meat. Oh wait guess that doesn't make it any better.

PETA...you wonder why people don't take you seriously, it's because you spend all your energy fighting pointless battles that accomplish nothing. PETA is the worst, most ineffectual, most insulting animal rights group in existence.

Are they intentionally trying to sound batshit insane?

Because it's working.

Go pick a fight with davy crockett or something.

I don't know if I have to laugh at them, or feel pitty for their humongous stupidity. I think I'll just laugh.

Oh PETA, you amuse me so.
Let bender demonstrate:

Micalas:
Ok...let me get this straight. Mario has been stomping on turtles for decades and you decide to pass up the low hanging fruit in exchange for complaining about a fur suit (the majority of fur suits aren't made of real fur...) that he acquires by stealing a leaf out of a brick.

Got it.

I don't think any fursuits are made out of real fur :P People already pay up to $2000 for faux fur.

Not that it matters :3 OT I don't think anyone gives a shit what PETA says these days; they thrive off stirring up controversy with bat-shit crazy articles and then kill a few animals on their day off, pro animal rights indeed.

I thought the tanooki suit was made out of stone.

Someone should probably tell these folks that the idea was made well over a decade ago.

Why do people keep giving money to PETA? There ultimate goal is to free all animals, even pets.

CountChopula:
1st. Troll people.
2nd. Get attention
3rd. ??????
4th PROFIT

It's obvious that in the over 30 years PETA exists, they still haven't figured out what 3rd really is. Basically, they only make it up to 1st and only sometimes get a slight glimpse of what 2nd may look like.

Sniper Team 4:
Er...shouldn't they have jumped on this a long time ago?

I see what you did there

Are we sure PETA doesn't stand for Perpetually Eccentric Trolling Agency?
Because that sure seems to be their MO

I've spent hours on Red Dead Redemption to get "Bearly 18" trophy as well as kill rare wild animals. Take that Peta.

hazabaza1:
Eh, their Cooking Mama game was better, this is just silly.

The Cooking Mama one was amazing and had a lot more work put into it. This is mildly amusing for being absurd, but that one is still memorable after all this time. I still have the desktops unlocked from beating it saved somewhere, because they were great and looked like something someone parodying it would've done, not what you'd expect from PETA.

Heh, that's a pretty good way to give publicity about the skinning of tanookis

Whoa, PETA...Johnny come lately there. But alright, let me help you out there...

Games that should be banned now (According to PETA):
-Shadow of the Colossus, because you ride a horse. Poor horse!
-Zelda, same reason as above.
-Dragon Age, because your pet licks you clean after a gory battle. What is he, your servant? Gross!
-Red Dead Redemption, because you shoot animals for whatever reason. Just brutal.
-God of War, because you kill mythological creatures violently. No wonder we don't have unicorns anymore!
-Batman, because Batman is probably pro-bat-fur.
-Crash Bandicoot, for showing a furry animal being violent against other animals.
-Battlefield 3, because o-- Wait, what? They already figured that one out? Oh, okay...

Look, PETA, once again, I'm all up for animal rights. But you guys are just a joke now! I can't take you guys seriously anymore and I clearly can't support you. So...have at it. Keep being a joke, if that's your goal.

so...

anyone want to make a flash game about skinning PETA members?

too far parhaps?

I just killed a dog in Fallout: New Vegas...and my middle name's Peter...COME GET ME! ;p

Seriously, are PETA taking PR tips from The Westboro Baptist Church?

karloss01:
so...

anyone want to make a flash game about skinning PETA members?

too far parhaps?

It might just be bad enough to get a Refuge in Audacity seal...throw in a bloodthirsty talking chainsaw that sings "Never Gonna Give you up" while chunking its victims and it should be good.

I also resemble the Bender comment above.

I'll issue PETA the same answer I always issue them with
"Shut up, Meg."

More free press for one of the bigger troll-for-profits. Their BF3 killing-rats-is-evil criticism was stupid enough, but now they're complaining about a magic suit that appears from nowhere. Dropping sentient creatures into lava pits or burning them with fire or knocking them off clouds to plummet to the earth or stomping them to death, that's fine! Wear a suit clearly inspired by the mythological variation of a real animal? EVIL!

I'm surprised they're not ranting about killing a dragon in Skyrim. Yet.

PETA is a terrible organization that really needs to be ended. Humane Society all the way.

Jegsimmons:
lets make a new international law stating PETA cant exist anymore because they physically hurt peoples brains.

Or how about we ban PETA for actively supporting terrorists, such as Rodney Coronado?

At this point I honestly don't know if PETA is just trolling.

Good job in making me more prejudiced towards animal rights activists though.
I'm sure that's what you were trying to accomplish, PETA. Right?

hannan4mitch:


This is getting really old.
Please PETA, stop. Just stop.

is anybody else getting the fun idea of hopping on the peta forums and aiming this video at them?
i mean i don't think it'll do any good, but the back lash would be funny

*yawn*

This is just what PETA does. Makes retarded/offensive actions/statements to make people notice them and thus maybe gain some supporters. The Escapist should really stop reporting on them since you are just doing exactly what they want.

That being said, the art in that crappy flash game was pretty nice. It creeped me out far more than most gore-y/Grimdark content in other games.

And not a single Fuck was given that day.

Stuff like this just confirms to me that natural selection has completely gone down the shitter.

BK-110:

Jegsimmons:
lets make a new international law stating PETA cant exist anymore because they physically hurt peoples brains.

Or how about we ban PETA for... I don't know... actively supporting terrorists, such as Rodney Coronado, perhaps?

actually thats possible, they have funded the organizations Animal liberation front and Environmental liberation front which are BOTH recognized as domestic terrorist by the united states.

so....yeah that may work, because im all for freedom of speech, but not for terrorism, harassment, and animal cruelty (yes PETA has harmed more four legged animals than any other group EVER, and that INCLUDES hunting clubs)

How do they keep getting away with shit like this? Surely this kind of thing is covered by the Copyright, Designs and Patents act?

DVS BSTrD:
I would have seen this coming, if I still gave a shit about anything P.E.T.A. said.

No kidding, in fact for me it's at the point where I can't even remember anymore anything that hasn't been completely retarded that PETA has ever said in it's entire existence.

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