Behold the Skyrim Bacon Helmet!

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Behold the Skyrim Bacon Helmet!

Fus Do Ham, kids - it's the Skyrim Bacon Helmet!

There's really not much more to say about this: it's a life-sized Dragonborn helmet from the hit RPG Skyrim, made entirely out of bacon. Assembled, cooked and eaten - but not before being worn by its creator, a Reddit user who goes by the name "Liktwo."

He estimated that there's enough bacon in this thing to feed six to eight people, but as to the process of actually making it he didn't have much to say. "We put it in the oven," he wrote. "The foil was necessary for stability."

So, that's that then. But looking at these pre-build pictures, I do have to wonder about his estimated number of people this lid could feed. I count 18 packages of bacon in the first pre-build pic and assuming it was all used, or even most of it, that works out very roughly to 2.5 pounds of bacon per person. I consider myself a pretty big bacon fan, but I'm not sure I could eat that much of it in one sitting without having a stroke. Maybe he was talking about six to eight hulking Nord dragon slayers?

via: The Daily What

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Delicious and Protective!

Well except from all the wild animals that would probably attack you while wearing it due to the smell.

Bacon strips! And bacon strips!

the only reason i would eat that, would be if someone stole my sweetroll

also insert arrow to the knee comment

That is rather disturbing. Who the hell would think to make a helmet out of bacon, plus isnt that kind of a waste of perfectly good bacon.

for all the haters out there.

Where's Lady Gaga when you need her?

Why would he put it on his head, then you can't even eat the thing because its all hairy and sweaty.
What a waste of perfectly good bacon.

I usually try to wear helmets that don't make me want to eat my own head.

Satsuki666:
That is rather disturbing. Who the hell would think to make a helmet out of bacon, plus isnt that kind of a waste of perfectly good bacon.

Only if you don't eat it.

Needs more muscles.

Needs more glaces.

Needs more Muscles Glasses.

Next time, he eats an arrow.

Yes, wasting a large amount of food. Not only food but also parts of dead animals, is really something to be admired.

Satsuki666:
That is rather disturbing. Who the hell would think to make a helmet out of bacon, plus isnt that kind of a waste of perfectly good bacon.

Making things out of Bacon as a joke is an olllld internet schtick that started with jokes about fat people. You can find tons of wierd stuff people have made out of it.

I seem to remember someone built a "house" out of bacon by covering a tin shed with cooked bacon and then coating it with preservative glaze just to take pictures of it. If they did it right, it's probably still there and *looking* delicious even if it's no longer edible.

I'm still wondering when someone is going to get around to making "the Penetrator" from Saint's Row 3. I vaguely remember some searches for a dildo exactly like it (same size, color, vein positions, etc...) that was unsuccessful. Should it occur it will be a race to see whether Jim Sterling poses with it in The Jimquisition or someone actually releases choreographed fight videos like the one we saw for Arkham City done by the professional fight crew demonstraining how effective it could actually be..... (ummm, yeah... this latter bit is really possible, I assure you).

Behold! The mighty helm of... THE BACONATOR! FOR WENDY'S!!

Exterminas:
Yes, wasting a large amount of food. Not only food but also parts of dead animals, is really something to be admired.

But he did eat it, and there's too many animals knocking about anyways.

You're just jealous because you can't have it.

Otaku World Order:
Behold! The mighty helm of... THE BACONATOR! FOR WENDY'S!!

See! That's what Wendy's should have done with their Baconator, imagine the epicness of that meal!

*drools*

I remember a time when those were called viking helmets...

So I take it that this is 'heavy' armor?

Raj thinks you are crazy!
Welcome to share my moon sugar any day!

But why wear bacon? If did this, Wife Mjoll would savagely attack me for ruining breakfast! Should you not eat bacon and avoid beating from angry wife?

Raj swear, Nords get stranger everyday. Not know how they do it, but they do. At least fashion sense getting better.

I demand this helmet to be used for epic meal time!

That's EMT material right there XD All it needs now is Jack Daniel's poured all over it and to be stuffed with Big Macs...

and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips...

I didn't see this option on the smithing skill tree...

a superb use of piggybits.

I bet that thing stinks.......and this guy needs to get either a proper hobby or a girlfriend.

Andy Chalk:
Fus Do Ham, kids

The shout that summons William Shatner.

Therumancer:
I'm still wondering when someone is going to get around to making "the Penetrator" from Saint's Row 3. I vaguely remember some searches for a dildo exactly like it (same size, color, vein positions, etc...) that was unsuccessful.

If your looking for one that is not made of bacon then they can be found, they are out there. I ummm was "told" by a reliable source that is most 100% not me, cough cough that they are out there and you can indeed find pictures.

Is there anything Bacon cant be made into?

Dammit there's a pun in here somewhere... Dovbacon? Dovbakiin?

FUS- MORE

RO- BACON

DAH- ARMOR

Sort of creepy to me. I admire his skills, but I mean a helmet made out of meat? That won't protect you from anything, heck even a dagger could pike your head without effort. If he made a helmet out of a pumpkin or something harder then I would deem it awesome. Well, this is awesome but not in my tastes *pun intended*

Rex Dark:
I remember a time when those were called viking helmets...

I remember when viking helmets had horns...Oh wait, no I don't because viking helmets don't have fucking horns.

Man I'm laughing my ass of reading the comments XD

Well one more completly unecessary achievement made by mankind.
A unecessary funny one thou :)

Delicious, but does it protect you from a sword blow?

Okay, internet, I get it, you love bacon.
Can we please move on now? Pretty please?

Thats why Carmine wasn't in an Act of Gears 3! He was looking for that helmet to replace his current one!

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