Behold the Skyrim Bacon Helmet!

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Mahorfeus:
Bacon strips! And bacon strips!

Smart!
OT: That looks so delicious.

I admire the skills and the product, but does anyone else see the striking resemblance to the gatekeeper in the last couple pics?

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Dear Andy,

Your Fus Do Ham joke is very inaccurate and misleading. Bacon is the smoked and cured portion of the pigs belly while ham is the ass portion of the pig. They are two very different parts of the pig. I mean its a difference akin to prime rib and chuck roast. You should be ashamed of yourself.

/missedpointofarticle completely

Dear Andy,

Your Fus Do Ham joke is very inaccurate and misleading. Bacon is the smoked and cured portion of the pigs belly while ham is the ass portion of the pig. They are two very different parts of the pig. I mean its a difference akin to prime rib and chuck roast. You should be ashamed of yourself.

/missedpointofarticle completely

He has made Epic Meal Time proud. And me hungry.

Noble_Lance:
FUS- MORE

RO- BACON

DAH- ARMOR

*insert NERD RAGE here*

oh... a failed attempt at humor... I see

Aeshi:
Delicious and Protective!

Well except from all the wild animals that would probably attack you while wearing it due to the smell.

It'd be a better reason than now, which is just attacking you because they see you.

RoBi3.0:
Dear Andy,

Your Fus Do Ham joke is very inaccurate and misleading. Bacon is the smoked and cured portion of the pigs belly while ham is the ass portion of the pig. They are two very different parts of the pig. I mean its a difference akin to prime rib and chuck roast. You should be ashamed of yourself.

/missedpointofarticle completely

Yeah... the ham joke would have worked better if it was made with back/canadian bacon...

"Canadian bacon" sold in the US can also mean a round, sliced and usually smoked ham product sold in many parts of the US.

/pointlessadditionalinformation

Combining two of my favorite things, Skyrim and Bacon has proven to be the most amazing thing I have seen this week. Also, there needs to be a full bacon armor set modded in.

Otaku World Order:
Behold! The mighty helm of... THE BACONATOR! FOR WENDY'S!!

Did anyone else just get the mental image of a long dinner rush line-up getting Fus Ro Ham'd out of the way of the Dohbahkiin, hero of the Baconator?

-5 Armor Rating
+100% To Chance of Animal Attack
Fills a Soul Gem if attacker dies of Heart Attack within 30 Seconds

That might be the only Bacon I wouldn't eat, my stomach isn't worthy.

Bacon Armor - Bacon Helmet - Requires 4 Bacon, 2 Bacon Strips (Skill 50). 50 Armor protection.

Get me a loaf of bread, I need a Bacon Sandwich. That's pretty awesome. Most have taken a lot a patience.

Shreddie:
Dammit there's a pun in here somewhere... Dovbacon? Dovbakiin?

I'll just stick with Baconborn!

Edit: The closest I can get with the Dragon language is Sahqoslenklov; red-flesh-head. /nerd

BUT there is one they fear. In their tongue he is bacokiin, BACON-BORN!

i don't see how this is protecting you !!!
with a normal helmet i have no reasons to kill you but if you are having this bacon helmet i simply must kill you and eat your helmet !!!
also do you do bacon underwear ?

I don't agree with a helmet made out of bacon, that's just madness!
Maybe if you covered a metal helmet with bacon, then went around looking for the flame strafing dragons, maybe a friendly O-dah ving! they can cook your bacon with you, of course this may also cook your brains *cough, ahem* so maybe it's fail.

Besides it doesn't protect you from an arrow in the knee as an earlier poster pointed out.

But probably be a fashion hit in Ahnk Morpork.

DVS BSTrD:

Andy Chalk:
Fus Do Ham, kids

The shout that summons William Shatner.

I don't know whether I should buy you a beer for that or plonk you down in front of an entire season of Boston Legal to admire Shatner's greatness. Either way, I'm in stitches here, good sir. xD

Also, wouldn't it be Fus Ro Ham?
/nerd

DVS BSTrD:

Andy Chalk:
Fus Do Ham, kids

The shout that summons William Shatner.

Brian Blessed would like a word with you.

Wow, it's so...delicious...

...yet, rather sickening in a way...what is--

OH DEAR GOD, ANTHONY HOPKINS HANNIBAL LECTER FACE WEARING CANNIBAL.

--was wondering where I had seen it before.

GreyKnight3445:
Is there anything Bacon cant be made into?

it can't be made into mediocrity, because of its glorious nature!

In their tongue, he is Bovahkiin. BACON-BORN!

Raw, it just kind of looks gross, like an excised tumor or something.

However, cooked and worn, it's actually genuinely intimidating...even if it's just cos you're worried about the sanity of of the person who is yelling at you while wearing a horned bacon helmet... =P

I can't help but think what a waste of Bacon, I hope they eat it afterwards.

Come on, at least cook the bacon first so you can eat it when you're hungry after running around slaying dragons all day. Sheesh!

twistedheat15:

GreyKnight3445:
Is there anything Bacon cant be made into?

it can't be made into mediocrity, because of its glorious nature!

Well said good sir.

(Shakes head) What a waste of good bacon... now I kinda want some...

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