Hello Kitty Meets Hooters

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antipunt:
I was dragged into hooters once by my friend against my will. I had trouble ordering D:

why?
i can imagine that you were perfectly incapacitated to walk away from that place.
so time was way on your side.

well as long as they don't reboot the wing commander series and add a special dlc to replace the Kilrathi with hello kitty, i don't really care.

plus its in japan. they have such silly things like hello kitty weddings.
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so no big news.

Atmos Duality:

Bernzz:

Grey Carter:
massagers (both internal and external)

I hope I'm reading that wrong.

I wished I was reading that wrong!

A cat-girl self-pleasuring device...
*clutches head in agony*CAN'T...UNTHINK...IMAGE...can't...get....clean...

Seriously. A valentine's day promotion for HOOTERS (A great place to take your girlfriend!)?
The Hello Kitty part is just...well, it makes it weird. That's all I can say.

Now if you excuse me. I need to find a bottle of brain-bleach...

What better way to show a girl that you love her than spending an entire meal nodding at whatever she says while you stare at boobs? I certainly can't think of much more than 100 things that would be better without making an organized list.

Formica Archonis:

Atmos Duality:
A cat-girl self-pleasuring device...
*clutches head in agony*CAN'T...UNTHINK...IMAGE...can't...get....clean...

Cat with a goddamn teddy bear, if you can believe it.

Seriously though, what?

I remember Hello Kitty being a much more innocent brand when I was little. :/

Formica Archonis:

Atmos Duality:
A cat-girl self-pleasuring device...
*clutches head in agony*CAN'T...UNTHINK...IMAGE...can't...get....clean...

Cat with a goddamn teddy bear, if you can believe it.

wha.....but......that cant be real......

GOD DAMNIT INTERNET, and here I thought the fake MLP ones were bad enough.

OT:

Hello Kitty will indeed be around after the apocalypse:

I must have a terrible Asian fetish, because this somehow bothers me that it's an Asian Hooters.

Still, Hooters is still a "lolololololololol big tits" place. No matter where in the world it's at, surely. And therefor kind of disgusting.

Screamarie:
Yeah I've never really liked hooters so I can't say this makes me happy. If maybe there was a store as popular as hooters that had scantily clad MALE waiters running around then I wouldn't mind it so much but that's another thing all together.

But hey if Sanrio wants to whore out there little kitty, I certainly can't stop them. I just don't think people should things to encourage little girls to want to grow up and work in a hooters.

wait don't they have "chippendales" which has bunch guys scantily clad serving women beer and food just like hooters??

ForgottenPr0digy:

Screamarie:
Yeah I've never really liked hooters so I can't say this makes me happy. If maybe there was a store as popular as hooters that had scantily clad MALE waiters running around then I wouldn't mind it so much but that's another thing all together.

But hey if Sanrio wants to whore out there little kitty, I certainly can't stop them. I just don't think people should things to encourage little girls to want to grow up and work in a hooters.

wait don't they have "chippendales" which has bunch guys scantily clad serving women beer and food just like hooters??

As far as I remember, in Chippendales, they just dance. The male dancers don't serve food.

ForgottenPr0digy:

Screamarie:
Yeah I've never really liked hooters so I can't say this makes me happy. If maybe there was a store as popular as hooters that had scantily clad MALE waiters running around then I wouldn't mind it so much but that's another thing all together.

But hey if Sanrio wants to whore out there little kitty, I certainly can't stop them. I just don't think people should things to encourage little girls to want to grow up and work in a hooters.

wait don't they have "chippendales" which has bunch guys scantily clad serving women beer and food just like hooters??

not to my knowledge, but I do know they can have male waiters at Hooters.

LadyRhian:

As far as I remember, in Chippendales, they just dance. The male dancers don't serve food.

I actually can't tell if that more or less discriminatory...

Thats weird. I do want to try Hello Kitty Spagetti-O's though.

Could this be classified as kitty porn? I thought there were laws against that.

Remember, what Hello Kitty's boobs lack in mass, they make up for in quantity.

Oh well, at least all of their products can be used as a weapon.

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There's something deceptively sweet about Kitty chan serving a mug full of lemonade and not a far more likely mug full of beer.

Atmos Duality:

Bernzz:

Grey Carter:
massagers (both internal and external)

I hope I'm reading that wrong.

I wished I was reading that wrong!

A cat-girl self-pleasuring device...
*clutches head in agony*CAN'T...UNTHINK...IMAGE...can't...get....clean...

Seriously. A valentine's day promotion for HOOTERS (A great place to take your girlfriend!)?
The Hello Kitty part is just...well, it makes it weird. That's all I can say.

Now if you excuse me. I need to find a bottle of brain-bleach...

It's not that weird. All you need is a warm damp Qtip and...well, I shouldn't get into too much detail but you get the idea.

I actually know someone who has the Hello Kitty "Massager" which is of course different from the Hello Kitty massager.

What I want is the HK AK the article linked too. A bright pink assault rifle is just something that says "go ahead, laugh, I dare you."

Benny Blanco:
So, am I going to be the first person to make the obligatory "Hello Titty" pun?

Looks like.

I was ninja'd out of making this pun, but I was also unsure if this would be too offensive for the forums.

Oh wow.
In 10 years time, the same thing will happen with MLP. Mark my words.

Japan.... I'm not surprised you'd do something like this. You've got some weird things. Good day.

LadyRhian:

ForgottenPr0digy:

Screamarie:
Yeah I've never really liked hooters so I can't say this makes me happy. If maybe there was a store as popular as hooters that had scantily clad MALE waiters running around then I wouldn't mind it so much but that's another thing all together.

But hey if Sanrio wants to whore out there little kitty, I certainly can't stop them. I just don't think people should things to encourage little girls to want to grow up and work in a hooters.

wait don't they have "chippendales" which has bunch guys scantily clad serving women beer and food just like hooters??

As far as I remember, in Chippendales, they just dance. The male dancers don't serve food.

oh sorry I really don't know anything about Chippendales I just guessed

TheAftereffect:

I was ninja'd out of making this pun, but I was also unsure if this would be too offensive for the forums.

You'd be surprised...as long as it's not directly offensive, most things go. Ask a mod if you're not sure :)

I am at a loss for words...

Otaku World Order:
Could this be classified as kitty porn? I thought there were laws against that.

BOOOO! BOOOOOOOOOOO!

*throws tomato*

I think I'm going to use this clip again to convey my response:

Rule 34 + Japan = OH DEAR GOD MY EYES ARE BLEEDING AND BURNING AT THE SAME TIME!

... I have no words. Then again, it IS Japan, so being left speechless at what they deem appropriate shouldn't be surprising anymore... no offense.

I'd go to a Japanese Hooters. Sounds like it would be interesting just for noticing the slight differences.
I generally enjoy Hooters food but I hate the clientele since every time I go it seems to be the same rude jock types being overly grabby. Last time I went I befriend almost everyone there just from being kind and gentlemanly. Yeah, I feel awesome.

I have to tell my friend about this and convince her to go with her bf just to hear what the experience was like.

This sounds incredibly off the wall and completely insane.

Damn I wish I could check it out.

Pinkamena:
Oh wow.
In 10 years time, the same thing will happen with MLP. Mark my words.

Not as long as bestiality stays illegal >.> <.<

scorptatious:

Formica Archonis:

Atmos Duality:
A cat-girl self-pleasuring device...
*clutches head in agony*CAN'T...UNTHINK...IMAGE...can't...get....clean...

Cat with a goddamn teddy bear, if you can believe it.

Seriously though, what?

I remember Hello Kitty being a much more innocent brand when I was little. :/

Go to jlist.com and look up hello kitty massager. they have been around for 14 years if not more. These aren't the type you use for you're back if you catch my drift and are official licensed products.

Am I the only one in this thread more interested in that parfait? How the hell do you even eat one of those things?

The_root_of_all_evil:

Darth_Dude:
A Hooters? In Japan? I was under the impression that Japanese women didn't uh, have big breasts...

Two words: Hitomi Tanaka. (NSFW - I can't even do the Strict Google search)

Well, this is just one Pornstar with artificial breasts. I meant the majority of Japanese women as a whole.

I've always loved Hooters. Not so much for the ladies (as I always seem to get the angry, not so pretty servers), but more for the food! So I've always been able to keep my head about me when thinking of and observing Hooters. And all I really have to say is, they have a really odd marketing campaign. And some good-ass wings!

Geez, some people need to relax. Hooter's isn't so bad. I've eaten there a few times with buddies. The girls never seemed unhappy to be there. I never felt that way anyway. My biggest problem is that the sauces are less than great. You want a mild sauce? Better get Hot. I don't particularly like Spicy food, but the mild at Hooters is a joke a little more than butter. I don't even notice medium. For the record, I usually eat Mild or Medium wings.

I will admit that Hello Kitty and Hooters aren't two things I would put together. Kinda mystifying honestly. Not that I really care. Not like any of the Hooters near me will be giving them away. If they were, I might go just to get one. Just for the random factor.

kinda weird to use the least sexually provocative mascot ever in hooters. Also i can imagine this happening
Man walks into hooters-"oh i sho' do love some big boobie waitresses....hey hello kitty...reminds me of my daughter...sitting at home with her mom.....i gotta get outta here"

The_root_of_all_evil:

Darth_Dude:
A Hooters? In Japan? I was under the impression that Japanese women didn't uh, have big breasts...

Two words: Hitomi Tanaka. (NSFW - I can't even do the Strict Google search)

Oh dear sweet mammary mountains she has giant....you know.

OT: It's Japan, nothing there surprises me anymore.

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