Want! But is expensive and the official product description sounds like something you'd find in your Spam Folder. | |
Science is sexy enough to ward off the nerd stigma, and aperture science doubly so. I don't think I'll ever wind up owning one, is what I'm saying. | |
Yeah, that's a cool idea, but not worth it at that price. Now, if it was a real portal gun... :P | |
I want that so damn bad, but I don't know if I can justify buying it for that much. But if I can convince someone that does have money that they don't need anymore to buy me one....hmmm..... | |
"Reservation Closed" Sadness overwhelming! | |
i well read the start of the quote as "beautiful woman" and then got really confused as to what it was talking about... | |
Really $170? Thats not bad, I was expecting more like $450ish (and I'm a student). If I have the money at the time, I'll certainly buy it. Does it come with some sort of stand though? | |
Other than my playstation and my laptop (which both actually do stuff), this will be the most expensive thing i own. And i WILL own it!!! | |
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?! *sob* | |
TAKE MY MONEY! Just take it! All of it! I need that! It's....So beautiful... OT: I would buy it...If I had the money. Damn... | |
Damn lack of money...WANT SO SO BAD. I would sleep with it, caress it, love it. My very own portal gun... ahhhh. | |
The site you buy it from is a Japanese one. So I'm guessing that's a downside of translation. OT: Isn't it weird that some random website is selling this and not say... the Valve Store? | |
That is the single best product description I've ever had the pleasure of reading. Out of all the things it translated, 'The Cake is a lie' was done perfectly. Fantastic. That's a pricy hunk of flashy plastic though, no matter how beautifully woven the curves of this prop rainy day are. | |
Do want, but why oh why does it have to be a replica?! Soon they will make my precioussss | |
I want a gun that shoots Episode Three out of it. | |
If this is some sick April 1st joke... well, Words cannot begin to describe. | |
only $170? ...DO....WANT no no NEED...NEEEEEEEEED | |
Is it April 1st? If so, the gun is a lie!!! | |
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Buy A Portal Gun This April
Admit it, you've wanted a portal gun for years. Now you've got your chance.
NECA (it stands for "National Entertainment Collectibles Association") have proven themselves over and over again as some of the finest creators of geek ephemera on the planet. From Harry Potter to Street Fighter, their stock-in-trade is crafting ridiculously high-quality toys that allow adults to simultaneously show affection for various fictions as well as ward off any lingering worries of unexpected procreation.
Now the company has teamed with Valve to mass produce replicas of the titular gun from Portal, and you'll be able to snag one for only $170.
From the official product description:
In fairness, the above is a machine translation, but you get the gist of the thing, right? Plus, that image at top is a pretty solid representation of a portal gun, so what are you waiting for? Hobby Search is currently accepting pre-orders for these things, and according to the site, they're scheduled to ship in April.
That's just enough time to incur the wrath of a petulant, tragic AI and stock up on incendiary citrus fruits. Hop to it!
Source: Geekologie
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