Clone Wars Adventures Players Launch Jar Jar Into Orbit

Clone Wars Adventures Players Launch Jar Jar Into Orbit

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It pleases me to learn that Star Wars: Clone Wars Adventures' 10 million players seem to hate Jar Jar Binks almost as much as I do.

While debate rages over whether or not that other Star Wars-themed online game is destined to go the way of the Death Star, Sony's family-friendly, free-to-play Star Wars title has been chugging along quite nicely. Sony has released a few, largely uninteresting, statistics regarding the game: It recently reached a total of 10 million registered players, there are 584 gameplay stages available to players and 96 trophies for them to earn. Oh, the players have launched aggravating hate-figure, Jar Jar Binks, a collective 4.5 billion meters. Enough to propel the reviled "cartoon rabbit" to the moon and back several times over.

For those of you who require some context for that beautiful statement: one of the minigames in Clone Wars Adventures, entitled Stunt Gungan, tasks the player with launching Jar Jar into a field dotted with live munitions, deadly exploding robots and animal excrement. Essentially, it's everything I wanted Attack of the Clones to be. Now how about some Ewok DLC?

Source: Joystiq

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You don't need Ewok DLC, you need Battlefront 2 and Empire At War.

Battlefront 2 has a Hunt mode gametype where you play as a sniper trying to kill Ewoks.

Empire At War allows you to rig Ewoks with bombs and use them as suicide troops.

Soviet Heavy:
You don't need Ewok DLC, you need Battlefront 2 and Empire At War.

Battlefront 2 has a Hunt mode gametype where you play as a sniper trying to kill Ewoks.

Empire At War allows you to rig Ewoks with bombs and use them as suicide troops.

Battlefront 2 also let you play as Wampas and just straight up murder the rebels.

And to play as sand people and kill Jawas.

And as battle droids where you can kill loads of gungans.

I'm going to go play Battlefront 2.

Irridium:

Soviet Heavy:
You don't need Ewok DLC, you need Battlefront 2 and Empire At War.

Battlefront 2 has a Hunt mode gametype where you play as a sniper trying to kill Ewoks.

Empire At War allows you to rig Ewoks with bombs and use them as suicide troops.

Battlefront 2 also let you play as Wampas and just straight up murder the rebals.

And to play as sand people and kill Jawas.

And as battle droids where you can kill loads of gungans.

I'm going to go play Battlefront 2.

We straight up NEED a Star Wars: Battlefront game for the 360/PS3 consoles. NEED I say!

ZZoMBiE13:
We straight up NEED a Star Wars: Battlefront game for the 360/PS3 consoles. NEED I say!

Irridium:

Battlefront 2 also let you play as Wampas and just straight up murder the rebals.

And to play as sand people and kill Jawas.

And as battle droids where you can kill loads of gungans.

I'm going to go play Battlefront 2.

Soviet Heavy:
You don't need Ewok DLC, you need Battlefront 2 and Empire At War.

Battlefront 2 has a Hunt mode gametype where you play as a sniper trying to kill Ewoks.

Empire At War allows you to rig Ewoks with bombs and use them as suicide troops.

I believe you fellows have covered everything else that could said on this subject, so let me just end the thread by saying how glad I was to find out that the title wasn't meant literally.

DVS BSTrD:

ZZoMBiE13:
We straight up NEED a Star Wars: Battlefront game for the 360/PS3 consoles. NEED I say!

Irridium:

Battlefront 2 also let you play as Wampas and just straight up murder the rebals.

And to play as sand people and kill Jawas.

And as battle droids where you can kill loads of gungans.

I'm going to go play Battlefront 2.

Soviet Heavy:
You don't need Ewok DLC, you need Battlefront 2 and Empire At War.

Battlefront 2 has a Hunt mode gametype where you play as a sniper trying to kill Ewoks.

Empire At War allows you to rig Ewoks with bombs and use them as suicide troops.

I believe you fellows have covered everything else that could said on this subject, so let me just end the thread by saying how glad I was to find out that the title wasn't meant literally.

I agree with everything said here :D

As for that "launch Jar Jar" game, nothing compares to kitty cannon.

They need to make Battlefront 3!

elscotty:
They need to make Battlefront 3!

yes this a million times yes and on PC & PS3

and i am very happy to find that there is an official game that allows you to abuse jar jar and his cronies

Finally, someone puts that ass in his place. My younger sibling found him funny but the rest of us wanted to microwave his guts and grill the bugger.

Like what Gon Jin said, Being able to talk does not make you intelligent. I suspect even the script writers hated Jar Jar.

Is it just me or does everybody's post look like it was typed with bold lettering? (Is this cause I updated my graphics card??)

I seriously need to find this game so I can launch Jar jar

Far too little, far too late.

Burning his effigy on the corpse of George Lucas might have been acceptable.

TFU2's redeeming feature was the DLC where you get to kill ewoks with drop kicks.

DVS BSTrD:

ZZoMBiE13:
We straight up NEED a Star Wars: Battlefront game for the 360/PS3 consoles. NEED I say!

Irridium:

Battlefront 2 also let you play as Wampas and just straight up murder the rebals.

And to play as sand people and kill Jawas.

And as battle droids where you can kill loads of gungans.

I'm going to go play Battlefront 2.

Soviet Heavy:
You don't need Ewok DLC, you need Battlefront 2 and Empire At War.

Battlefront 2 has a Hunt mode gametype where you play as a sniper trying to kill Ewoks.

Empire At War allows you to rig Ewoks with bombs and use them as suicide troops.

I believe you fellows have covered everything else that could said on this subject, so let me just end the thread by saying how glad I was to find out that the title wasn't meant literally.

Well, I see everything I wanted to say has been covered here. Right down to that video.

Just look at that storm trooper's goofy grin

Now what we really need is an option to come up with a chemical for killing midichlorians, just so we can prove once and for all that the force has nothing to do with microscopic organisms and George Lucas had been recovering from a head injury at the time he wrote that word.

Launch him into the Sun with a note from Lucas apologizing for making that racist clown.
Then we'll talk.

 

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