Streaming Porn Service Blasts the PS3

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DVS BSTrD:
That's Sony for ya! Always looking for new ways to give it's customers the shaft!

Ba dum dum pish.

You can turn your controller off after you boot this up, I hear. All that's needed is a working joystick. :p

Not a fan of HD porn. The 'grainy' versions are more appealing to me. Do you really want to see all the 'blemishes'?

Also, why would anyone pay for porn??? Seriously, has anyone answered that yet?

Hopefully, gamers will take a stand against this and prove that the general gaming populace isn't a bunch of mind-numbing hate and sex-spewing leeches.

Oh who am I kidding...this the internet we're talking about.

Micalas:
People pay for porn?

you know what we call those types? idiots :)

Micalas:
People pay for porn?

Yeah, I never got that concept either...

Sober Thal:
Not a fan of HD porn. The 'grainy' versions are more appealing to me. Do you really want to see all the 'blemishes'?

Yeah, always thought there were a few areas where HD was not your friend.

Porn, Games, makes sense. News will be all over this.

forgive me but can't you already watch porn on a PS3?

So now all your friends know what kind of porn you like.

Sober Thal:
Not a fan of HD porn. The 'grainy' versions are more appealing to me. Do you really want to see all the 'blemishes'?

Also, why would anyone pay for porn??? Seriously, has anyone answered that yet?

Low def porn: Now that's one sexy lady!

High def porn: Aaaaaaaaaargh! It's an ogre! Turn it off and give me some bleach for my eyes!

That's why high def porn never tempts me...

The Sony Pornstation 3, coming multiple times it 2012... Sorry, I'm really tired and couldn't resist.

SL33TBL1ND:

Micalas:
People pay for porn?

Yeah, I never got that concept either...

Well there wouldn't be a porn industry if it wasn't profitable.

RaNDM G:
Fox News is going to jump all over this.

So it begins.

Evil Smurf:
forgive me but can't you already watch porn on a PS3?

Yeah doesn't the PS3 have a browser? So, this is already possible AND free?

Shrapenel92:

RaNDM G:
Fox News is going to jump all over this.

So it begins.

Evil Smurf:
forgive me but can't you already watch porn on a PS3?

Yeah doesn't the PS3 have a browser? So, this is already possible AND free?

Yep, except the browser is so bad, the PS3 freeze every time I use Youtube.

Youtube!

If it can't handel that, then good luck with the porn.

Andy Chalk:
Streaming Porn Service Blasts the PS3

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SugarDVD is mixing hot girls with gaming on the PlayStation 3.

Absolutely no links to any of it will be provided.

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Yes no links at all. Now please completely ignore the image to your right

antipunt:

HobbesMkii:
I see what you did in the title there.

Now I cannot unsee it...

Oh God why..

Heh heh. Okay, it's taken me a few minutes, but now that I've stopped laughing, I can post this.

We are witnessing the victory of Sony's online marketplace over Nintendo's and Microsoft's. It may take a little while, but porn tends to be a very accurate signal of technology that survives over time. It did it when VHS and Betamax battled it out, it did it when Blu-Ray knocked down HD DVD, and by the looks of things, Sony has learned its lesson about opening up one of the more influential and profitable markets out there.

For as the folks over at Three Panel Soul so aptly put it: "Cocks Populi, Vox Dei" http://threepanelsoul.com/2007/03/12/on-deep-thoughts/

eh not really surprised it was only a matter of time before something like this was created

Well I decided to take one for the team and go check this out. You know for strictly informative reasons. Thankfully they had a free trial because it was total garbage for the most part. You have to watch everything through the PS3s web browser and the selection is pretty sparse. On top of that the videos take forever and a day to load and the streaming quality is mediocre at best. There are free options out there that top this in every possible way. All in all it's not worth it in the slightest. If I want to watch porn on a web browser, which I've been known to do from time to time, I'll do it for free on my computer.

Pfft, porn? That stuff's for losers! I totally don't watch that stuff! *covers bookmarked websites*

Also, spell correct seems to think "Pfft" isn't a word (onomatopoeia exist, Google!) yet "porn" is. *shakes head*

Wait... People still pay money for porn? This is news to me.

ShadowsofHope:
..Well, damn. No Xbox 360 love, now!? I see how it is, porn! I SEE!!

....

Meh, the internet is far better for porn. And there is no limit on the internet for it, either.

Nah. They're just waiting to add Kinect functionality.

People pay for porn? Because you can't just stream free videos off the internet. Um, not that I would know anything about that of course. image

Meh, don't care.

Torrent trackers, trusted seeders, an external hard drive and a broadband connection? All you're missing is your right hand, some tissues and your jolly own self. As for when I feel like violating my own childhood or current Pop culture elements, there's always Rule 34.

so... I dont get it, pay about $8 a month and only get 20 minutes of on demand video?

Thats.....kind of insulting...... implying people that would play the PS3 could only go 20 minutes.

...wait.......

Absolutionis:

ShadowsofHope:
..Well, damn. No Xbox 360 love, now!? I see how it is, porn! I SEE!!

....

Meh, the internet is far better for porn. And there is no limit on the internet for it, either.

Nah. They're just waiting to add Kinect functionality.

actually....... there is some software/hardware bundles that........

well, Ill just stop right there.

HobbesMkii:
I see what you did in the title there.

eewww,although i'm glad i'm not the only one with a sick mind.

Absolutionis:

ShadowsofHope:
..Well, damn. No Xbox 360 love, now!? I see how it is, porn! I SEE!!

....

Meh, the internet is far better for porn. And there is no limit on the internet for it, either.

Nah. They're just waiting to add Kinect functionality.

ooooo, get some 3D in there too

While I'm not going to use the service and am surprised that Sony is allowing it, this could be a very good sign for games. Right now, anything rated AO is blacklisted from the console market, which acts as a limiter on what developers can make. While I don't expect many brick and mortar retailers to begin stocking such games even if the console makers start permitting them, online ordering is pervasive enough that we might be able to see games rated at that level. While admittedly most of it will be for sex scenes that good developers don't need to use anyway, the "prolonged scenes of intense violence" the ESRB rating uses will be available to horror writers, which should let developers write something like an extended, graphic torture sequence.

If I had a PS3, I would sign up for this service for at least a month. Check out what kind of content they have. And yes, I would pay for porn to avoid amateur gonzo crap.

......Who pays for porn?

I told you guys it was coming. It was inevitable...

Zachary Amaranth:

DiamanteGeeza:

No, no, no. Surely you mean "And give it a fair, balanced, unbiased report that sticks solely to the facts and doesn't make up a bunch of nonsense and blame abortions for everything"?

You forgot gays and Mexicans.

I'm already hearing countercries against Fox News about Job Creators and a free market in my head.

i can see the headlines now "sony peddling porn to minors on the playstation 3"

RaNDM G:
Fox News is going to jump all over this.

Oh this wont just be fox. All the stations are going to blow up from this one.

I can't wait, must go to store and get popcorn.

anthony87:
Wait....people PAY for porn?

Apparently there still are people who haven't mastered the search function yet.

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